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welcome to house of 1000 corpses! this is my favorite horror movie its a cross between texas chainsaw massacre and i want to say pink floydwelcome to house of 1000 corpses! this is my favorite horror movie its a cross between texas chainsaw massacre and i want to say pink floyd the wall. this film is full of personality its scary and it has the most memorable killers in slasher movies i have ever seen! the firefly family is what makes it special. you see it has a story similar to texas chainsaw massacre but has the psychedelic properties of pink floyd the wall. and its hardcore in a heavy metal sort of way. this hour long movie will make you go insane as it drags you into a hellish nightmare and it would not be quite as good if it was longer but its good for what it is. i mean i clearly remember sitting on the couch with my freind watching it for the first time saying holy crap the movie i always wanted to see is here in the way i always dreamed of! its not only a rad movie in its own right but it manages to be a funny parody of other old corny movies its sort of based on. rob zombie completely new his fans when making the movie and thats good... however that means a smaller fan base this movie is not for everyone its completely twisted and most people innocently viewing this will find it dumb and generic so make sure you like this stuff before you watch. and i wanted to give it a 9 but the acting besides the killers is very bad its like they were half asleep or something making the first 25 minuets kind of dull. and how come no one can tell when this movie takes place is it the 70s the 80s or is it just modern day stuff i cant tell! and before the crazy stuff later that actually creeps you out you get some lame jump scares that are annoying they just come across lazy and sense the rest of the movie is good i dont know why he did this. and its going to make people just walk away before it gets any good. but the music the atmosphere and the innovation to horror movies that we have here is very impressive! just watch at your own risk house of 1000 corpses gets an 8 out of ten.… Full Review »
Charlie Bartlett is inexplicably cheap looking and sounding. If I were shown this movie without knowing anything about it I would have thoughtCharlie Bartlett is inexplicably cheap looking and sounding. If I were shown this movie without knowing anything about it I would have thought it was from the 90's. Aside from that, I have never seen a teen coming of age comedy with such strong performances. The story often times is confused and scattered, but focuses up enough at vital moments to make it solid, and respectful to the issues it is dealing with.… Full Review »
So I just saw Pixels and it was pretty terrible and are you seriously surprised about that.
-The acting was dank. - Adam Sandler notSo I just saw Pixels and it was pretty terrible and are you seriously surprised about that.
-The acting was dank.
- Adam Sandler not trying anymore.
- The effect's were alright.
- Josh Gad was so annoying in this movie, I mean he wouldn't stop shouting.
- Peter Dinklage was the only saving grace in the movie.
- Kevin James is an idiot.
I know some are expecting a long detail review of this but to be honest I want to save my strength and energy for another movie I'm going to review and that's The Third Man. I'm really taking my time with that and make the best out of it so before I review a masterpiece like The Third Man, here's something really ****… Full Review »
I guess this is what passes for comedy these days, a bunch of skits thrown together with a minimal story. Half of this crap could have been onI guess this is what passes for comedy these days, a bunch of skits thrown together with a minimal story. Half of this crap could have been on Inside Amy Schumer. Just not that clever, No farcical climax or uproarious plot development. Just the usual Twitter-style snarkiness which was wearing thin years ago.
Giving this two stars -- one for a wonderful, unexpected and joyful performance (actual acting!) by Bill Hader. Just great. Also, LeBron was a hoot as the sensitive sidekick, albeit a cheapskate. He gets the other star.
Amy Schumer? Not so much. I like Amy's show just fine but she'd desperately needs acting lessons if she's going to be on the big screen. It was painful to watch her squinty grimace pass for sad, mad, indifferent, sexy, bored. Maybe even happy.Absolute zero depth to her performance, about the depth needed for stand-up.… Full Review »
The Dark Knight Rises is a very fitting end to a beautiful trilogy. While the Bane portrayed is a rather strange spin-off, and Bale needs someThe Dark Knight Rises is a very fitting end to a beautiful trilogy. While the Bane portrayed is a rather strange spin-off, and Bale needs some work, the plot is wonderfully cast. The fight scenes, however, left me unimpressed.… Full Review »