For 154 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 56% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Angel Cohn's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 50
Highest review score: 88 Shut Up & Sing
Lowest review score: 20 Son of the Mask
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 21 out of 154
  2. Negative: 25 out of 154
154 movie reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    Be warned: The end credits contain a particularly nauseating image you'll wish you could delete from memory.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    Ultimately Stokes remains true to his music video roots and relies on the film's flashy voltage dance scenes and frenetic pacing to keep viewers' attention from wandering.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    Just like many real-life holiday get-togethers with the family, this comedy starts out pleasantly enough but degenerates into awkwardness and furtive watch-checking to see how much longer you have to suffer before you can leave.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    Even the inclusion of Simon's classic songs isn't enough to solve all the problems of this comedic misfire.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    Offers up more of everything: more bloody zombie dogs, more crazy corporate evildoers, more Milla Jovovich unclothed and more over-the-top action scenes.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    Bart the Bear shows more versatility in his gender-bending role than Lillard, who trots out his old, tired slacker shtick.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    The CGI is well-done, but Garfield's presence among the otherwise live cast is a constant distraction.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    Generally amusing -- if occasionally overly sentimental.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Angel Cohn
    Good-natured but overstuffed sequel.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Angel Cohn
    The cast is eclectic and talented, but their roles are two-dimensional and the is-it-or-isn't-it-satirical? tone ensures that their performances never seem properly pitched.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Angel Cohn
    Ironically, one of the film's best-developed characters is a mouse: The four-legged "Chizzler" actually has a legitimate story arc with a genuine payoff.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Angel Cohn
    Moooove along, there's nothing to see here!
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Angel Cohn
    This teen drama may be filled with some great-looking dancing, but its hackneyed, predictable script is a giant step in the wrong direction.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 38 Angel Cohn
    Overall, Graham and Perabo have so little to do that it's hard to imagine why Maggie has three daughters instead of one; they just clutter up her screen time. As to Perabo, she seems to exist for the sole purpose of making risque remarks, and the family dog has more memorable moments.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Angel Cohn
    Bummer, dudes. Longtime fans who expect the fun lingo and pizza-gobbling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of the past may be shocked by director Kevin Munroe's reimagining of the popular kiddie series.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    It might be best to discreetly misplace your invitation to these strained festivities.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    The concept is cute and the movie starts out well, but it devolves into a muddled, overstuffed mess that wears out its welcome around the time the novelty of 3-D effects wears off.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    While this flight should have been permanently delayed due to extraordinarily offensive conditions, there are no signs instructing you to remain seated should you decide to discreetly exit before your tour of the unfriendly skies is over.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    Objection! Actors of Julianne Moore and Pierce Brosnan's caliber should not be subjected to playing bland and distasteful characters in mediocre romantic comedies.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    All the money in the world couldn't have saved actress-turned-filmmaker Troy Beyer's lewd, obnoxious, product placement-laden remake of the sweet and simple romantic comedy "Can't Buy Me Love."
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    The individual stories are so truncated that they can't do much in the way of giving their characters real emotional depth.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    The only memorable moments in the entire film come courtesy of three supporting characters, dopey skateboarders (Evan Peters, Shane Hunter, Hunter Parrish) who blindly follow Julie around.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    Even the teens at whom this plodding and predictable romantic comedy is clearly aimed are unlikely to be swept away by its contrivances.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    All the conditioner in the world couldn't make it shine.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    The film's only sparks are generated by Tom's last-ditch attempt to win back Sarah's affections, but they come too late to redeem the picture from its surfeit of over-the-top physical comedy and low-brow jokes.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    Curtis' considerable and diverse talents don't go entirely unused.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    Williams isn't really playing Adams: He's once again playing himself, and the act is getting tired.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    The poorly executed scenes in which Duff's singing voice was clearly post-dubbed and her own lack of emotional range keep the film from rising to whatever potential it may have had.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    Entirely too convoluted for kids and implausible even by the standards set by the original concept.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Angel Cohn
    Basic knowledge of the original series is mandatory, but the more familiar you are, the more glaring this movie's considerable deficiencies will seem.