For 1,265 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Ann Hornaday's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 To Be and to Have
Lowest review score: 0 End of Days
Score distribution:
1,265 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    An overlong, visually incoherent, mean-spirited and often just plain awful Spider-Man 3.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Seems fatally out of tune, with every staged encounter falling as flat as the protagonist's hot-ironed bob.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    But by the time Willis's character saves this considerably long day, it's filmgoers who will no doubt feel like prisoners, as a movie that promises to be a taut nail-biter devolves into the kind of silly, overblown climax parodied so beautifully by Robert Altman in "The Player."
    • 63 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    It feels like a retread of several better movies, with a nastier, more bitter edge.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    This romantic melodrama ... doesn't even get to first base.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Indeed it looks as if this otherwise straight-to-video endeavor, which was made in 2003, is being released only to cash in on Bernal's of-the-moment-ness in Hollywood.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    A predictable and outlandishly contrived take on the Pygmalion myth.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    For all its stylishness, verve and moments of visual poetry, the relentlessly punishing slapstick and overall cruel tone left me cold.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    As a director, Solondz seems to have his own locked-in fate -- to favor caricature over compassion -- and his movies are the worse for it.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Whether it's the sight of Reynolds squeezed painfully into a football uniform or the endless footballs-to-the-crotch and tired gay jokes, The Longest Yard has the feeling of mutton dressed as lamb.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Until the last 20 minutes or so of Rock School, the actual playing, while often startlingly good, is kind of boring.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Heights is nothing more than a second-rate version of several much better movies, all of which are available on DVD and video.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Regardless of the cute little hats and clam-diggers she wears, it's impossible to believe Kidman as a breathless ingenue; that relentless drive and steely Kidmanesque determination keep jutting through the cotton in flinty, sharp-edged shards.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Yes
    It's a bold exercise, an interesting experiment, but a movie it ain't.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Dark, dank, damp, grim, dingy and dour, Dark Water is a tasteful but unremitting bummer.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    The satirical edge has been dulled in a film that is dominated, and ultimately swamped, by its star's mannered, pixilated performance.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    9 Songs inadvertently proves just how limited experimentation for its own sake can be.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Outlandish, uneven, preposterous and often maddeningly morbid.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    G
    For anyone to enjoy this starchy, contrived exercise in vanity and product placement, it's best not to have read the book. In fact, it's best not to have read ANY book.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    The fact that there's nothing wrong with it -- that there's nary a scenic detail or scrap of dialogue or performance that isn't utterly on the nose -- is precisely what's wrong with it.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    May look good cavorting prettily on deck, but ultimately it deserves to walk the plank.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Shockingly inert.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    The stars of First Descent aren't particularly memorable, or even likable. At their worst, they come off as cocky, self-absorbed Peter Pans; at their best, they're sweet but shallow.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Most of the humor in The Pink Panther derives from Martin's silly French accent, especially when he tries to pronounce the word "hamburger." But zat joke, she ees not funny. And The Pink Panther ees, how you say, ze real dog.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    As a comic actor, Allen's palette is limited to varying degrees of beige. He is not only boring, he's obnoxious and narcissistic. Where's the ASPCA -- the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Audiences -- when you need 'em?
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Artistically, You, Me and Dupree is a mess. Technically, it's an abomination. Spiritually, it's a void. Commercially, it'll probably be a big hit.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    A grisly, often cynical piece of work whose joyless, aggressive spirit is made even less appealing by its soulless visual style.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Creepy, creepy, creepy -- and not in a good way.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    Rarely has an actress exuded such blank nothingness as Simpson, a one-woman vapid delivery system who sucks the energy and joy out of every scene she's in, like some freakishly well-endowed black hole.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Ann Hornaday
    The two main characters are so shallow and self-involved -- not to mention the friends, family members and sundry apparatchiks they lug around with them -- that the two hours of Flannel Pajamas begin to feel like real time.