James Berardinelli
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For 2,769 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 65% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

James Berardinelli's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Lowest review score: 0 A Hole in My Heart
Score distribution:
2,769 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It is a cinematic abomination -- a source of embarrassment for everyone involved.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The worst action movie of the summer. I liked Bad Boys II a little less, but making the comparison is like distinguishing between a cow turd and a horse turd. And that pretty much sums it up nicely.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    If there's one thing this motion picture proves, it's that "The Naked Gun 33 1/3" wasn't the final insult from a founding ZAZ (Zucker/Abrams/Zucker) member; this is.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The result is an atrociously unfunny, unromantic, and unpleasant product.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It boggles the mind to consider that the fertile writing team of Alec Berg, David Mandel, and Jeff Schaffer, all of whom spent time scripting episodes of "Seinfeld," could turn out something as abysmally unfunny as Eurotrip.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    If there's a blessing, it's that the sequel isn't appreciably worse than the original - but that's slim praise considering how bad the first one was.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It's remarkably appropriate that Envy is about turds, because that's what the movie is.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    A bunch of IQ-challenged characters traipsing through a laughably bad scenario brought to life using silly dialogue, banal direction, and questionable special effects.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This a neutered Garfield, one part tomcat and three parts pussy, recognizable only by his orange coat and love of lasagna. This feline's got a serious case of mange.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    A catastrophe. This motion picture is an embarrassment to all involved.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Tracey Ullman is a bright spot in an otherwise sordid, murky production.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    White Noise has nothing. You'll have a better time staying home, tuning your TV to a station that doesn't carry a local signal, and staring.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It is a ghastly experience, and I left the theater feeling as if I had waded neck-deep through a stream of raw sewage.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The element of high camp that makes for enjoyable "good trash" isn't present.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This is as witless as movies come -- an unamusing, moronic blend of horrible acting and inept screenwriting.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Isn't just bad, it's very bad.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It will bore you.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Doesn't have the decency to end when it should.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The motion picture version of Bewitched is a travesty of monumental proportions that belongs in the "What the hell were they thinking?" category.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It has all the elements one would expect from a "so bad it's good" feature: cheesy dialogue, a script that could have been written by two chimpanzees, acting that would make a high school drama teacher cringe, and lots of tight female bodies poured into tiny bikinis. Despite all of that, however, I found Into the Blue to be a real trial.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    A dreadful, hackneyed piece of cinema.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    There are bad movies and annoying movies, and this one contains elements of both.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    There's nothing worse than a film which mistakenly believes it's the comic event of the year. For no legitimate reason whatsoever, When Nature Calls is full of itself to the point of being offensive.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The Pink Panther is supposed to use humor to uplift. Instead, I departed this movie feeling depressed.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This is another one of those pointless action superhero movies that unfolds like a video game in which the viewer is unable to participate.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This film is unable to involve, entertain, or titillate. Basically, it stinks.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    RV
    On those rare occasions when RV stumbles across a comedic moment that is legitimately funny, it drains the humor out of it by milking it dry.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It's not scary, it's not chilling, and it's not interesting.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Hush has three very simple problems: it's incredibly dumb, it's incredibly boring, and it's incredibly predictable (at least up to the stupefying ending).
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    When it comes to comedy, Deck the Halls is remarkably tedious.

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