James Berardinelli

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For 3,047 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 65% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

James Berardinelli's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Bonnie and Clyde
Lowest review score: 0 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Score distribution:
3047 movie reviews
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    If there's anything to like about The Bounty Hunter, it's Christine Baranski doing a Joan Rivers impersonation.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This is quite possibly the most moronic motion picture I have seen thus far in 2013 and that's saying a lot.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This is a sit com. An ‘80s-style sit-com. A bad ‘80s-style sit-com.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    You may find sperm jokes hilarious, but it's doubtful you'll find them hilarious in The Babymakers, which has serious composition problems.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The only thing about Victor Frankenstein worthy of praise is the set design. Visually, the movie is impressive but pretty pictures are better left to postcards.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    There's nothing worse than a film which mistakenly believes it's the comic event of the year. For no legitimate reason whatsoever, When Nature Calls is full of itself to the point of being offensive.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It has all the elements one would expect from a "so bad it's good" feature: cheesy dialogue, a script that could have been written by two chimpanzees, acting that would make a high school drama teacher cringe, and lots of tight female bodies poured into tiny bikinis. Despite all of that, however, I found Into the Blue to be a real trial.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    95 minutes of unrelieved tedium.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Watching Imagine That, I was beset by a feeling of intense depression. Is this what Eddie Murphy has become?
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    There's just one problem: it's not scary and it's not funny...Idle Hands transcends that mundane level of badness into the realm of gross ineptitude.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Aside from Snipes' well-tuned performance and a few clever scenes detailing superstar marketing, this picture is a veritable wasteland. Even watching the horror show that the real Giants have become during the 1996 season is more fun than this. The advertising slogan may be "fear strikes soon", but, when it comes to The Fan, fear, like the movie, strikes out.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This is another one of those pointless action superhero movies that unfolds like a video game in which the viewer is unable to participate.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Unless you derive pleasure from watching Lohan being tortured, there's no reason to subject yourself to this movie. Besides, if that's your goal, all you have to do is turn on tabloid TV. There's Lindsay's living hell of a life, being broadcast 24/7.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It's crass, cruel, and borderline offensive, but the laughs that could redeem all of that are missing. Material as bad as the tripe that comprises Norbit can be endured only if there's a payoff. In this case, the point seems to be that some actors will do anything for a buck.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It has been a long time since I came as close to walking out of a movie as I did with Confessions of a Shopaholic. Not only did I find this production to be irritating, unfunny, and lacking in entertainment value, but I found its underlying slavishness to a culture of consumption to be morally repugnant.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This movie is bad from top to bottom, front to back, and start to finish.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    If there's one thing this motion picture proves, it's that "The Naked Gun 33 1/3" wasn't the final insult from a founding ZAZ (Zucker/Abrams/Zucker) member; this is.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It's not scary, it's not chilling, and it's not interesting.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The gore is so badly done that it's borderline comical and poor lighting passes for "atmosphere."
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    White Noise has nothing. You'll have a better time staying home, tuning your TV to a station that doesn't carry a local signal, and staring.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Maybe approaching The Unborn as horror is the wrong approach. Perhaps this should be seen as a comedy. It is quite possibly the most egregiously laughable high-profile supernatural tale since Roman Polanski and Johnny Depp impaled themselves on "The Ninth Gate."
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    With its canned, predictable action sequences and mirthless attempts at humor, it displays an ineptitude that is frankly shocking considering the talent involved.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    A catastrophe. This motion picture is an embarrassment to all involved.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Tracey Ullman is a bright spot in an otherwise sordid, murky production.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    A dreadful, hackneyed piece of cinema.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It's badly directed, poorly edited, and features some of the most unconvincing acting this side of a soup commercial.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The element of high camp that makes for enjoyable "good trash" isn't present.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It's a wretched attempt at entertainment, ephemerally redeemed only by the appearance of several attractive girls.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    A lame collection of dumber-than-dumb gags, the quality of Big Fat Liar is on par with that of the worst television sit-com gorged to four times its normal size.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    RV
    On those rare occasions when RV stumbles across a comedic moment that is legitimately funny, it drains the humor out of it by milking it dry.

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