James Berardinelli

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For 3,072 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 65% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

James Berardinelli's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Avatar
Lowest review score: 0 The Neon Demon
Score distribution:
3072 movie reviews
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The result is an atrociously unfunny, unromantic, and unpleasant product.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Disney has struck once again, taking a passably entertaining cartoon and turning it into a motion picture so lifeless that it's almost unwatchable.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Perhaps the only way to approach Abduction that will not result in a 105-minute boredom-induced coma is to think of it as a comedy, preferably with a drinking game attached. There are laughs to be had, although none of them are intentional.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This is as witless as movies come -- an unamusing, moronic blend of horrible acting and inept screenwriting.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Doesn't have the decency to end when it should.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    In a way, it's probably unfair to blame director Tamra Davis exclusively for this debacle. After all, she's toiling in the shadow of a would-be multi-media superstar, making her essentially a hired gun.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Too much of Jason X plays it straight, and that means boredom. Murder and mayhem of this sort quickly becomes monotonous.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    If ever a romantic comedy is going to fail at the box office, this is it. The movie isn't a guy's thing, a girl's thing, or anybody else's thing.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Defined by three characteristics. It is as stupid as a decapitated worm. It is as irritating as a mosquito buzzing around one's head. And it is as funny as "Schindler's List."
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Isn't just bad, it's very bad.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This feels a lot like some of the recent, unwatchable Adam Sandler offerings: boorish, unfunny comedy colliding with saccharine, quasi-dramatic filler.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    There's no evidence of craftsmanship or energy. Everything, from the plot to the execution, is plodding and obligatory.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Regardless of how low your expectations are regarding Fired Up!, it will still surprise you, and not in a good way.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Despite having the same title and a similar premise to a 1980 Jamie Lee Curtis flick (kids getting slaughtered on prom night), this is NOT a remake. In fact, it really doesn't have much of a plot. It's basically "The O.C." with a body count.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Jennifer's Body mixes, matches, and crosses three popular genres: horror, comedy, and teen angst. Unfortunately, it fails at all of them - and "fails" might be too kind a term.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    More galling and tedious than funny.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    They could have called this Paranormal Inactivity.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    For acting to be this bad in movie not directed by Michael Bay or George Lucas, it has to be intentional.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Asian horror remakes are typically not screened for critics, and Shutter is no exception. The studios know what they have: watered-down, lifeless shells of motion pictures devoid of characters, drama, or anything remotely resembling horror.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    This is as excruciating a movie as is likely to be experienced by anyone, anywhere. It isn't merely that the story is insulting, the characters are bland, the action is dull, and the CGI is everywhere - it's that all this goes on for nearly three hours. That's three hours of your life you'll never get back.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    The ineptitude of the movie's drama is matched only by the failure of its humor.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    Fox should be paying potential viewers not to walk out of this turkey. The plot has all the depth and originality of a video game without the fun of the interactivity.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    After this disgrace, it's time to shut the hills' eyes for good.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    12 Rounds is the unholy stepchild of "Die Hard with a Vengeance" and "Speed," starring a man whose lack of range makes Steven Seagal seem nuanced by comparison.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 James Berardinelli
    It is a cinematic abomination -- a source of embarrassment for everyone involved.

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