James Berardinelli, ReelViews
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For 2,664 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 65% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

James Berardinelli's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Schindler's List
Lowest review score: 0 Captivity
Score distribution:
2,664 movie reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    One of the year's most uninspired inspirational stories.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    To go with the good, there's plenty of bad, and it comes in the form of countless gags that misfire, far too much flatulence and urine, and (God help us) a buck naked Leslie Nielsen. Admittedly, that scene certainly puts the "scary" in Scary Movie 4.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Wassup Rockers is amateurish, but without the redeeming qualities found in "Kids" and "Bully."
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's watchable, but barely.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    As coming of age stories go, Wah-Wah does little to distinguish itself.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Break-Up is like Danny DeVito's "The War of the Roses," but without the wit, the acid, and the blacker-than-black humor.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Too much in Nacho Libre doesn't work to enable me to recommend it to anyone except a card-carrying member of the Jack Black fan club.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A mess of conflicting tones and missed opportunities. The only one to emerge unscathed is Kate Hudson, who exhibits qualities she has rarely shown since her breakthrough role in "Almost Famous."
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A blend of lackluster comedy and lazy plotting, the film feels a lot like bad Hitchcock.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Why bother with wit, intelligence, and emotion when children will be equally entertained by pretty images, colorful action, and the obligatory poop joke?
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    You laugh a few times but, in the end, you wonder why you bothered.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    From the poor set design to the mediocre acting to the paint-by-numbers screenplay, this is TV fare at best.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The sloppiness of the ending doesn't only damage The Black Dahlia, it sinks the project.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Confetti is an excellent study of what happens when someone botches Christopher Guest's mockumentary format.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Those familiar with the novel will undoubtedly agree that reading it is a more satisfying experience than watching this disappointing film. One expects more - much more, in fact - with a cast of this caliber.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    What "Eternal Sunshine" did with magic and whimsy, The Science of Sleep accomplishes with confusion and pretentiousness.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's nothing in The Guardian that audiences haven't previously been exposed to ad nauseam.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A grim experience, with too little wit and humor to compensate for its faults, and the upbeat ending feels like a cheat. Thornton is good, but not worth the price of a ticket.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Although Shortbus doesn't work as porn (and I don't believe it's intended to), it also doesn't work as a serious drama. The storyline is juvenile and the characters remain poorly developed and incomplete.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Death of a President is celluloid mediocrity. It's neither interesting nor convincing.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's some potential in this storyline, but the movie doesn't do much with it besides giving Martin Short an opportunity to put on the fat suit.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The resulting finished project is a series of skits performed by famous people doing favors for a friend, and it works about as well as one might expect from such an endeavor.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    In the end, you have to possess a sweet spot for Black and his antics to find Tenacious D more than barely watchable.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    As a piece of religious instruction or an animated version of a crèche, it accomplishes its aims. As a movie, however, it's slow, plodding, and not terribly interesting.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Starts out as an effective little horror movie before devolving into an incoherent mess during its final 30 minutes.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Holiday is no vacation. Sloppy writing, an overindulgent editor, and poor casting have taken an intriguing premise and transformed it into an uneven mess.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's no shortage of candidates for the fatal flaw: the artificial storyline; the presence of a ridiculously cliched character; the lack of chemistry between illicit lovers. Blaming one of these problems is probably unfair. The movie's failure is likely based on a fusion of all these, and perhaps a few others.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Pursuit of Happyness is long, dull, and depressing.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Had Home of the Brave presented credible stories about believable characters, it might have been a powerful drama.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    With a cast featuring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams, and Ricky Gervais, one has a right to expect something amusing from Night at the Museum. Oddly, not only is the movie unfunny, but it rarely tries for laughs.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The movie ends up feeling superficial and mechanical. Warhol is a cut-and-dried villain rather than a complex individual.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The movie is populated by dislikeable individuals doing unpleasant things but isn't redeemed by the vein of viciously black comedy that made "The War of the Roses" and "Bad Santa" such devilish pleasures.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This movie is the worst kind of offender: it thinks its funny and clever, but it is neither. The filmmakers have mistaken banality for wit and silliness for humor, and that doesn't begin to address how visually clunky this motion picture is.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The problem is, while the thriller aspects of the movie are serviceable, they aren't good enough to form the basis of anything more serious than a sit-com, and by spending as much time on them as Code Name: The Cleaner does, it makes the film at times seem drawn-out and tedious.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Because so little of it works, the film is disposable.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Smokin' Aces is Tarantino lite - a vague and unsuccessful attempt to bring together a bunch of offbeat, unrelated characters in a situation where a bloody resolution is inescapable.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    With its cheesy special effects and blasphemously imbecilic storyline, one wonders whether the celluloid version of Ghost Rider will find an audience.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Recommended only for die-hard fans of the TV show. Others are advised to wait until this is available in a smaller format.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This film mistakes action for energy, ridiculous circumstances for comedy, and a mismatched male/female pairing for romance.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Polanski abandons all attempts at subtlety. The resulting production ends up far too heavy-handed to be considered powerful drama.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Pride has little to be proud about.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's tough to make a good tearjerker - one need look no further than this misfire to understand why.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The movie's central flaw: it's not funny enough to be worth the price of admission.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Grumpier Old Men isn't as fun, spontaneous, or amusing as the original. In short, it's a poor retread that can't be redeemed by the pleasure of seeing Lemmon and Matthau together.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A kinetic, visually dazzling thriller that's actually a notch above many of its predecessors - albeit only a small notch.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The delicate air of romance that often makes this sort of film worthwhile is absent. French Kiss does it by the numbers, not from the heart.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The movie, however, seems to make the wrong decision at almost every opportunity, trying for the kind of melodramatic tragedy that only works in opera.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Spider-Man and the first sequel were breezy adventures - easy and fun to sit through. Spider-Man 3 is a chore. The effective moments require a lot patience to uncover and some of what has to be shifted to get to them is not worth the effort. People love trilogies because it's said that good things come in threes, but this series would have looked better and felt more satisfying had the filmmakers stopped at two.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    "28 Days Later," while not terribly original, was suspenseful and involving. 28 Weeks Later is neither. The characters aren't as sympathetic or interesting.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The curious thing about Father of the Bride Part 2 is that not only is it the sequel to a remake, but it's the remake of a sequel. As such, it's a perfect illustration of stretching an idea too far. Certain premises lack the necessary material for a multiple features, and this is one such example
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The problem here isn't as much the talent in front of the camera as it is the weak and hackneyed script. Vampire in Brooklyn is in need of an infusion (or should that be transfusion?) of originality and creativity -- two qualities that are blatantly absent.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    If movies were rated solely on the basis of style, The Quick and the Dead would score highly indeed. With its dazzling photography, inventive camera angles, and throbbing bass score, the film is an experience for the eyes and ears. Director Sam Raimi and cinematographer Dante Spinotti have woven a beautifully elaborate tapestry: colorful and evocative -- and depressingly two-dimensional.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Last Action Hero is sporadically entertaining, but it could have been a whole lot more. Trimmed down and better edited, this film might have been a top-notch satire. As it is, however, it gets caught someplace in between action and comedy, and never really comes across as a solid example of either.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Taken as a whole, Mad Dog and Glory is a disappointingly mixed bag. What's on the screen is passably diverting, but I often felt as if I was seeing only half the movie. With this intriguing premise and cast, the film should have offered more complete entertainment.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Those who love to cry at movies will doubtless get their money's worth from The Man Without a Face. Others, I imagine, will discover in this movie what I did: a curious mixture of scenes that work and situations that seem hopelessly contrived or overly-sentimental. I didn't hate the film, and after the jarring first half-hour, it kept my attention, but The Man Without a Face never strays far from familiar territory.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The comedy is mostly restricted to one-liners, some of which aren't funny. And the action is uninspired, barely tapping the vast potential of an amusement park chase film.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Renaissance Man is a movie of moments, too many of which are mediocre or unfulfilling.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Swing Kids has a multitude of problems, the most glaring of which is its loose treatment of history and the Nazis.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    If not for Bornedal's stylish approach to the material and a couple of effectively chilling sequences, Nightwatch would have been a complete waste of time and effort.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    An effective translation of the source material, but that's not necessarily a good thing.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There are occasional nice moments scattered throughout, but this is mostly a big, uncomfortable cartoon focused on the twisted attraction between two caricatures.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Amusing in pieces but, taken as a whole, it offers little, and the morality lesson is galling.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The movie is uneven in the extreme, to the extent that it feels like two imperfectly wed pictures. The first, while not extraordinary, at least contains some interesting ideas. The second borders on embarrassing: an overblown melodrama complete with coincidence building upon coincidence and plot threads that are left unresolved.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's nothing here to appreciate for anyone who isn't a Sandler fan and, unfortunately, too little even for those who have dubbed themselves lifelong supporters.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There are lengthy stretches during this movie when it's deadly dull. This is the kind of film that's ideal for DVD viewing. Judicious use of the fast forward button will greatly increase The Ten's appeal.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The movie doesn't offer enough to make it interesting or even diverting.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This time, it's not because mainstream movie-goers in this country lack taste but because the film isn't worth buying a ticket to see. Mr. Bean's Holiday is no vacation.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The mismatched blending of Hirschbiegel's low-key horror and the Wachowski Brothers' anything-but-low-key action sequences results in a cinematic dud.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    When a movie wants to be sold as a spectacle, it had better deliver something more spectacular than this.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is not a good movie but, considering what Halloween has evolved into over the course of seven sequels, it's perhaps better than it has a right to be.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Elements of Across the Universe are shockingly awful and the film lasts at least 30 minutes past the bearable stage. But if you like the Beatles and the idea of hearing about 20 covers of their work fills you with a perverse joy, this may be the movie for you.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Eastern Promises is a jumbled string of mob-related clichés that mesh into something that’s derivative and at times uninteresting.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    At least Jessica Alba's legion of fans will have something to smile about. If nothing else, Helfrich has shown her in the best light. If only there was something worth seeing here other than her.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    With a movie of this sort, the viewer expects to undergo something grueling and disturbing. Trade's inability to deliver that sort of visceral experience makes it unworthy of anyone's hard-earned dollars.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The occasional laughs provided aren't frequent enough or uproarious enough to warrant an investment of nearly two hours of a viewer's time.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The film's disappointingly black-and-white approach robs characters and situations of badly needed ambiguity.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Beneath its aw-shucks, wants-to-be-liked exterior, this is a bankrupt motion picture. It's cloying, artificial, and not the least bit romantic.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Evans' goal is to do for high school baseball what "Hoosiers" did for high school basketball, but to mention both titles in one sentence is almost an insult to a picture that many rank as the first or second all-time sports film.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Martian Child wants to make us cry. It nearly made me gag. This is an exercise in shameless and inept emotional manipulation.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Fred Claus is less enchanting than the 2003 fairy tale, "Elf" (which was directed by Vaughn's good buddy, Jon Favreau), but no worse than the inexplicably popular Tim Allen series.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    One of those movies in which the principals talk a lot but don't say much.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Nevertheless, given Washington's presence and the promise of a virtual reality action story, Virtuosity has some appeal -- provided, of course, the viewers aren't selective.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Awake is short enough (about 85 minutes) that it doesn't wear out its welcome. It's not a good movie but it's silly and lively enough to keep most viewers from dozing off, even if that might be a more profitable use of their time.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    While there are a lot of similarities between Rohmer's body of work and Baumbach's latest, the most crucial aspect linking the films is a difference: Rohmer's love of conversation and languorous pace engages the intellect; Baumbach provides a good alternative to an over-the-counter sleep aid.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's something a little annoying about a movie that tries this shamelessly to be endearing and family friendly.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is a lame psychological thriller with an obvious story trajectory. It's a wannabe film noir with no atmosphere whatsoever.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Aside from the inept "August Rush," there probably isn't a more clumsily manipulative motion picture out there this holiday season than P.S. I Love You.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Mad Money is a comedy caper where the caper's not interesting and the comedy's not funny.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A second-rate regurgitation of "The Lord of the Rings." Everything about it, down to the set and costume design, apes Peter Jackson's epic trilogy. However, while "The Lord of the Rings" was a grand story of scope and power, In the Name of the King feels small in more ways than one.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The film, which has the ingredients for a thoughtful, tense thriller throws away a compelling first half so it can descend into silliness and clichés.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Unfortunately, the final act (the Mexico sequences) illustrate where to take a ghost story if you want to exchange old-fashioned horror for a grilled cheese sandwich.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The result, while not horrifically bad, is as mediocre a motion picture as you're likely to find in a multiplex this season. It's tough to hate the movie because it doesn't generate enough emotion for that kind of passion.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's not the unevenness of the comedy that kills Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins but the illegitimacy of the drama.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Much of the average viewer's time in the theater will be spent waiting somewhat impatiently for the high-energy climax. Catnaps are an advisable way to survive some of the slow spots.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Instead of a satire, they give us a tired, tedious victory-for-the-underdog story, and the unevenness of Ferrell's comedy makes it less appealing.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Doomsday tries to cram so much into its limited 105 minutes that aspects end up feeling rushed and confused (especially the political situation in England) and the ending is perfunctory.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This movie isn't bad just because it follows a formula slavishly but because it does so without verve or passion.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A feeling of hopelessness pervades Sleepwalking.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The "Apatow formula" is pretty simple: raunchy comedy, likeable characters, and a dash of sweetness (but nothing too sweet). Drillbit Taylor fulfills the third characteristic but falls short in the other two.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The result is tepid humor and a less-than-compelling feel-good story of redemption and re-kindled romance.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    21
    21 doesn't spin a good enough yarn.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    After a strong start, Stop-Loss becomes driven by a series of contrivances before falling prey to bad melodrama and even a little cheesiness.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's no compelling reason to see Deal. Everything it offers is familiar to the extent where even though it's not a remake, it feels like one.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The film has lofty goals, but comes across as leaden and pretentious. It's a character study in which the lead participant is the least interesting person in the movie.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A prefabricated example of shoddy workmanship.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    At an exceedingly long 135 minutes, the film needs more than what might result from the explosion of a Crayola factory, and Speed Racer has nothing extra to offer - no heart, no excitement, no moments to cherish.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Pretty pictures - thats what The Fall has to offer.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Simply isn't a very good motion picture.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    For those who do not consider themselves to be among the Sex and the City faithful, this is a painful experience, perhaps the longest 148 minutes likely to be spent in a movie theater this year. Watching grass grow is more dramatically satisfying.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A little like watching an episode of the TV show of which Adam Sandler is an alum: "Saturday Night Live." Zohan feels like an extended collection of skits tied together by a flimsy umbrella story.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    With 3-D, a little goes a long way and, in the absence of a legitimate script with credible characters, the fun dries up long before the running time has expired.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is made-for-TV material dressed up by Eddie Murphy's participation into a theatrical release.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Perhaps it's the lack of sex or perhaps it's the incessant, banal chattering of the characters, but this movie is more likely to inspire sleep than interest. Breillat has done something I never expected from her: made a boring film.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    An exercise in mediocrity. It's curious how little of the TV series' charm and appeal can be found in this uneven, plodding excuse for a reunion.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The acting is a big part of Baghead's problem. Three of the four protagonists are played by performers who do little to distinguish themselves.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The film has energy but isn't well paced. Nothing about it quite gels.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Clone Wars is the last nail in a coffin that has been propped up ever since George Lucas sold his creative soul in the quest for a few more pieces of gold.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The problem with the movie, whose title compresses "religious" and "ridiculous" into a single word, isn't that it milks more than one sacred cow but that it does so with minimal subtlety and intelligence.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Rocker is more disappointing than it is outright bad. One expects something a little fresher from Wilson.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    W.
    Superficial, uninformative, and inert, this two hour snoozefest isn't even inflammatory enough to stoke a righteous anti-Bush brushfire. W. does for recent history what Oliver Stone's epic "Alexander" did for ancient times.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There are good things to be said about The Spirit, but not enough of them to outweigh the bad.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    In pandering to Hollywood standards about how stories like this should unfold, LaBute has lost his edge.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's easily the weakest entry into this ever-expanding category and is inferior to its subtitled source material. Quarantine implies "stay away" and that's not bad advice.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Its failure to live up to even modest expectations is a blow. There's nothing righteous to be found here.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It has impeccable production values but feels like a "Masterpiece Theater" production of a Harlequin romance novel.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Transporter 3 is the most frustrating entry into a series that has never set the bar terribly high.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    As punchy and energetic as the first few moments are, the rest of the film quickly falls back into mediocrity.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's disposable entertainment at its most extreme.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The film provides ample opportunity to attack the MPAA's hypocrisy. Max Payne is a bloodbath, yet it manages a PG-13 rating by keeping the explicitness of the killings just a whisker shy of what would be necessary for an R.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Just because a movie is ambitious and challenging doesn't mean it can't also be tedious and at times unbearable.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Four Christmases is waste of time and a disappointment, but it's also relatively painless.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is essentially a Steven Seagal movie without the Ponytailed One, and may appeal to those who enjoyed Seagal's rather bland, cookie-cutter action films.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It lacks the simple elegance and intelligence of the earlier film, and employs special effects and pointless action scenes to replace passages of dialogue.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Che
    What potentially could have been the greatest asset possessed by Che - its unapologetic length - turns into its greatest detriment.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is a rare time when young ones will get more out of a Sandler movie than their parents, who may have grown up with him when he was on "Saturday Night Live."
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Viggo Mortensen looks the part but never brings it home with great conviction or passion. I never believed in the character and that greatly diminished the film's ability to argue its ethical case.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The first film was significantly better and, therefore, is the place to start for anyone with a modicum of interest. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is an also-ran that is likely to be appreciated only by completists.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is not a story that cries out to be remade every 15-20 years. And, while the special effects and acting are getting better, the story isn't.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The best bits in this film fall short of being inspired, but they are outrageous.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The end result, while it provides moments of kinetic entertainment, is too repetitive and uneven to be satisfying.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Science fiction fans will feel gypped, disaster movie fans will appreciate about 10 minutes of screen time and be bored by the rest, and no one else will care.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Perhaps the thing that most surprised me is how fingernails-on-blackboard awful the music is.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Chock full of high-tech action, with a lot of chasing and shooting and explosions.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The movie doesn't come close to the family-friendly comedic pseudo-incest flirted with in "Back to the Future." That, apparently, is deemed too unsettling for today's audiences. So 17 Again none-too-cleverly tap dances around these issues.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    While The Limits of Control offers some picturesque photography and grist for thought, it is ultimately too much like The Emperor's New Clothes to warrant anything approaching enthusiasm. The message is banal and the means by which it is presented reeks of artifice and pretention.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A standard-order romantic comedy with many of the expected twists and complications. It suffers from the flaw of not giving the lead characters enough time together.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's a sense that a much better movie is trying to get out but it never attains escape velocity.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Never representative of more than mediocrity from a technical or story-based standpoint, the Ice Age series has reached a new nadir with its third entry.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's harmless. And pointless. And dumb. This is a perfect example of a motion picture that exists exclusively because its predecessor made a lot of money.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's not so much a bad movie as it is a pointless one.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Words cannot express how weary I am of watching lifeless, hollow movies like My Life in Ruins - generic romantic comedies that have no clue when it comes to either "romance" or "comedy."
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A cheesy production with underdeveloped characters that feels more like a TV pilot than a self-contained motion picture.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Although Drag Me to Hell mostly fails as horror, it achieves sporadic success as a comedy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Proposal follows a paint-by-numbers script, it fails one key acid test: it doesn't sell the romance.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Post Grad isn't funny, surprising, or insightful enough to provoke more than a ho-hum reaction. It's not bad in the way that many failed comedies are bad; it's simply uninspired.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The end product feels trite and unfinished, with the romantic plot being awkwardly and unconvincingly shoehorned into a production that lacks focus.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The storyline is all over the place, with numerous unresolved subplots sprouting out of thin air and being left hanging (presumably to be resolved in future movies).
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    At its best, this could have been a passable distraction and at its worst, it could have been unwatchable. Barrymore manages to bring it in somewhere in between those extremes.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A profoundly unsatisfying experience - and that doesn't consider the derivative nature of the plot and a lackluster performance by the lead actor.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The story told by Jackson's The Lovely Bones is the same as the one related by Sebold, but it lacks the complexity and empathy evident in the book.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The result is not entirely uninteresting, but it suffers from some ill-advised decisions. In fact, the film's "hook" may be its greatest detraction.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The biggest problem with Law Abiding Citizen, however, is that the plot is just plain dumb.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Considering the talent involved and the strength of the source material, there's no way Edge of Darkness should have been this disappointing. Part of the problem is a direct result of condensation - there's no way to cram six hours of the dense mini-series upon which the movie is based into about 110 minutes without paying a penalty.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The root problem with The Wolfman is that it's a hybrid.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    We believe the dislike at the onset but not the romance at the payoff. And that's a major flaw.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Wonderful World feels like a modern-day half-baked riff on Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol."
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The most intriguing aspects of Extraordinary Measures relate to the behind-the-scenes politicking that goes on to keep the drug development on track, although the screenplay cheats toward the end (presumably because of time constraints and a concern that too much detail might bore audiences).
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The appeal is there for those who crave formulaic romantic drama, but there's little of interest for a wider audience.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The film's main problems are script-related. Most of the stories aren't merely perfunctory; they're superficial.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Okay, there are worse movies out there, but I'm hard-pressed to figure out why I'd waste my time and money watching something that's a half-baked retread of better movies I can stream from Netflix.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's more contrived melodrama in these two hours than romance fans could reasonably hope for.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A lot of what's intended to be funny falls flat, in part because it's too obvious and in part because director Steve Pink is clumsy when it comes to comedic timing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    What a waste of a talented cast! There are times when it can be depressing to see so much acting potential wasted on a script unable to elicit the best from its stars, and this is one such occasion.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is the film to watch when pretty much everything else has been sold out and the only remaining choices are The Back-Up Plan and the latest Rob Schneider opus.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The energy is missing in the remake because the techniques, which are replicated in a straightforward fashion, are stale.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Never boring. It is, however, frustrating.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's little here that's new or interesting; the movie is for hard-core Romero devotees only.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The movie isn't so much bad as it is formulaic and uninspired. In some ways, that might almost be a worse sin.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Relies on uncomfortable black humor and moments of sincere drama to involve viewers. But everything is encased in artifice and the movie becomes a chore to take in.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    In the final analysis, The Expendables is little more than an ordinary, uninspired action feature.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The clumsy and obvious byproduct of the financial success of its predecessor last Halloween, this movie has no reason for existing except to provide Paramount Pictures with a few extra shekels.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A dull, meandering storyline and visuals all-but destroyed by a second-rate 3-D conversion make this movie inferior to its predecessors.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A small group of viewers will find in Burlesque a gem to treasure for years to come. It's a bad movie lover's wet dream. For the average multiplex stalker, however, it exists somewhere between inconsequential and a waste of time, so that's where I'll peg it.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Not without humor, but it lacks the explosive spontaneity of "The Hangover."
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Watching Little Fockers is a depressing experience. Rarely does a comedy bring such an overpowering sense of sadness.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Dilemma downshifts from slapstick to melodrama and back so abruptly that it is at times jarring.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Even as a mindless diversion, it's weak.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Yes, Unknown is preposterous. That in and of itself is not a reason to avoid the movie. The problems lie in the way the absurdity is presented and the manner in which the screenplay resolves once the "truth" is revealed.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Beastly was made with tween girls in mind. It's the kind of love story a viewer can believe in when she is indiscriminating enough to ignore bad acting, bad writing, and mediocre filmmaking.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    At least the werewolves in Red Riding Hood have teeth and, when in human form, they don't parade around shirtless.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's amazing how a lifeless, pointless remake can provoke pangs of nostalgia about a mediocre movie.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Scream 4 is so obsessed with the self-referential element that made the original Scream unique that it loses the capacity to be genuinely scary or funny.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Overlong and at times tedious; the taste is gritty and lingers unpleasantly.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Bridesmaids is bipolar filmmaking at its most disconcerting, with changes in tone so abrupt that they can cause whiplash. In part because of this and in part because the writing is often lazy and self-indulgent, the movie rarely works.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    As a movie, On Stranger Tides would have to be considered a failure. The story does not engage, the characters are stick figures, the action sequences are perfunctory, and the whole enterprise reeks of being a money-grab.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The result makes the movie seem assembled from bits and pieces of other superhero yarns rather than existing on a plane of its own.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The product is akin to a mediocre '80s sex comedy (with minimal nudity) and "daring" is a descriptor only the most naïve and puritanical would employ.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Aside from some cosmetic changes, little of what this Fright Night offers elevates it above the classification of "unnecessary."
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's tame and rather bland, and the laughter it generates is half-hearted. Director Jesse Peretz commits the unpardonable sin of wasting the considerable comedic talent of Paul Rudd.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There is a perverse enjoyment to be had from something this cheesy, although not enough of one that I can recommend sitting through it. Still, as bad as Creature is, it can be fun, although the level of enjoyment is probably in direct proportion to the viewer's level of intoxication.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    70 minutes into the 90-minute process, I was engaged. Then it all collapsed.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The scares (if you want to call them that) are still there - one "boo!" moment after another, strung together like a breadcrumb trail through a labyrinth. So if that's all you want from a Halloween release like Paranormal Activity 3, you are the perfect audience member.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There are times when the story behind the making of a film is more interesting than the finished product. This is one of those occasions.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Sleeping Beauty is one of those self-consciously artsy motion picture that promises more than it delivers.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The caper is a dud - so stupid and implausible from beginning to end that it's impossible to take it seriously for even the briefest of moments.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Sitter is sort of an "Adventures in Babysitting" with a potty mouth.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The most disappointing aspect of The Iron Lady is that some of the most memorable hallmarks of Thatcher's time in power are glossed over.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Contraband is the kind of thriller that offers just enough in the way of effective elements to assemble a two-minute trailer. When it comes to a 110-minute feature, however, the sketchiness of the plotting and the director's lack of sure-handedness sink the project.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The pacing is uneven, the frenetic action is rarely suspenseful, the dialogue is neither witty nor intelligent, and the anticlimactic endgame drags out to an improbable conclusion.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Okay, Wanderlust has its moments. It's sporadically funny - funny enough to deliver a good laugh or two. The problem is, it doesn't do more than that, and the comedy is inconsistent.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Ultimately, as things develop, this becomes less about revenge than it does about escaping a set-up. A successful production of this sort needs to constantly elevate the stakes as it builds suspense. Seeking Justice fails and that failure makes it a dubious movie-going choice best suited to the low expectations of a video release.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The inevitable twist ties things neatly together before leading to a confusing, borderline-indecipherable ending that fails to satisfy on a number of levels.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    For those with a burning curiosity to know how "The Lord of the Rings" as directed by Michael Bay might look, Wrath of the Titans provides an idea. This is epic fantasy for teenage boys as only Hollywood can do it: with plenty of grotesque monsters and big explosions replacing characters and narrative.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is a joyless experience made all the sadder because most viewers still remember the naughty delights delivered by "American Pie."
    • 14 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    What's missing is honesty. It has been supplanted by artifice.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Dark Shadows is a mess, and it's unclear whether its bizarre recipe of comedy, campy horror, and gothic melodrama will satisfy anyone, regardless of their familiarity with the source material.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    One of the most positive comments that can be made about Hick is that it advances Chloe Grace Moretz's claim to be one of the best young actresses emerging into today's spotlight.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    One of the cleverest moments in Sacha Baron Cohen's The Dictator comes during the first five seconds: a memorial dedication to Kim Jong Il. It's all downhill from there.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Chernobyl Diaries is afflicted with a fatal flaw that damages many horror films: after a better-than-average setup and a promising first half, everything falls apart.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    At least the set design and costumes are excellent. The movie feels overstuffed and undercooked but it always looks nice.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    For many adults, sitting through this will be an exercise in tedium. It offers about as much as an oversized, overlong Saturday morning cartoon and if that's where expectations are set, it probably won't disappoint. Talk about setting the bar low, though.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    For me, this is as deflating a movie as I have seen all year. Not the worst, to be sure, but a project so utterly unnecessary that it made me want to gnash my teeth in frustration.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The biggest flaw of the 1990 Total Recall was how disappointingly banal the endgame was. Wiseman adds some special effects and Michael Bay-style pyrotechnics, but the result is similar. It's doubly deflating because one of the great advantages of remaking a movie is being given the opportunity to correct problems - something not attempted here.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The only time Sparkle evidences energy is during the song performances, of which there are too few. The half-baked melodrama provides an unappealing and overlong buffer between them that fails to justify the nearly two-hour running time.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This is a character we have seen a million times before and Eastwood brings little that's new or original to the part. The movie as a whole can be labeled with the same criticism.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Pitch Perfect looks, sounds, and feels like pretty much every other movie that features a singing or dancing competition.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    V/H/S comes across as a production that wants to be more than it is but, as they say, The Emperor has no clothes.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Taken 2 is more of the same, except a little bigger, a little dumber, and a little less invigorating.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Here Comes the Boom is stale and vanilla. We know we're in trouble early when the first joke fails.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There's nothing in Alex Cross that argues another installment is warranted, but much will depend on whether Tyler Perry's audience crosses over and continues to follow him in this new, very different role.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Yes, A Late Quartet is disappointing. But it's also pretty bad.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    I'm not a religious man but, Hallelujah! I may not be done with Meyer but at least I'll never again have to cope with the angst, self-absorption, and vampire mythology mutilation that characterized these five movies.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The best segments of the film occur early, as the setting is established with a dose of "Friday Night Lights" normalcy followed by an invasion that recalls "Independence Day."
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A sloppy, poorly focused comedy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Jack Reacher has the distinction of being little more than it initially appears to be: a clumsily condensed mystery/thriller novel made into a movie that offers little more than every other clumsily condensed mystery/thriller novel made into a movie.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Unfortunately, much of what's good about Promised Land is easily forgotten as a result of the preachy, impossible-to-swallow final 15 minutes in which the protagonist is subjected to character assassination, the screenplay turns into a sermon, and narrative intelligence is discarded in favor of a message.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Whether the core flaw lies in the script or is the result of overly aggressive editing, the final result is offers only sporadic glimpses of the compelling thriller Broken City fails to evolve into.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Coscarelli's screenplay introduces an abundance of intriguing concepts but never goes very far with any of them. The characters are paper thin and the special effects are laughably bad.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Bullet to the Head is bloody and violent but not nearly as much fun as it should be.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Despite being largely uninspired, the dialogue is peppered with enough profanity and salacious comments to keep the undiscriminating interested.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Reading a Sparks novel allows one's imagination to enter the equation. Watching one of his stories adapted on screen has exactly the opposite effect: it neuters the imagination. This is soap opera, pure and simple.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    We have entered generic action movie territory and the idiosyncrasies that made the series special at the outset have been leeched out, papered over, or turned into obligatory inserts.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Someone please get director Ric Roman Waugh a tripod! Snitch might be a passable action-thriller but it's hard to say because every time an action scene comes along, the image shakes so badly it's impossible to keep anything in view or focus.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The material isn't sufficiently funny to allow me to forgive the film's feeble storyline and two-dimensional inhabitants.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    On the whole, Star Trek V is a highly forgettable motion picture, regardless of whether you're looking at it from the perspective of a Trek lover or a movie-goer.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This isn't just a horror movie with gore - it's a gore movie, period. Blood is its raison d'etre. It's not scary. It's not shocking. It just wallows in viscera. Ho-hum. Pass the ketchup.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Tobey Maguire is fine as Nick but his function is more as an observer than a participant. Carey Mulligan's Daisy is unremarkable in every way. And Joel Edgerton is just a mustache twirl away from doing a Snidely Whiplash impersonation.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Generic and forgettable.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    "Entertainment" is in the eye of the beholder. For me, watching Fast & Furious 6 was more work than fun.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Stargate is peppered with numerous minor faults, some of which - although not all - are easily forgiven. It's the bigger plot problems and lackluster climax which are more difficult to excuse.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    This sloppy mess also pales in comparison to the better-paced, taut "Olympus Has Fallen," which represents 2013's better White House invasion story.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Canyons is a sleazy soap opera that fails primarily because it gives us no one to care about and no reason why we should be interested that we don't care.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    "Compelling" is a word one could apply to Jobs - he was a magnetic figure - but it doesn't describe this movie. "Average" might even be a stretch, and that's something of an insult to the man whose story it tells.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The storyline is at times muddled and incoherent. This won't bother readers much since they have the "inside track" on what's happening. Then again, the narrative is so predictable that maybe it doesn't matter.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Getaway is pretty much a 90-minute car chase. That's it.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Various subplots are given short shrift and the whole thing feels more like a Cliff's Notes version of a longer piece than an actual finished motion picture.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Those who love Robert Rodriguez's over-the-top Grindhouse-flavored spoofs will delight in this one but, ultimately, this is probably one Machete too many.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    There are problems with De Palma's version, especially in its portrayal of the key relationship between Carrie and her mother, but it's a more engaging and insightful portrayal than Kimberly Peirce's too-slick remake.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It's not so much a bad film as it is a disappointing one. A very disappointing one.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    It has the sensibilities of a late-'80s/early-'90s forgettable big-screen sit com and probably won't find many interested viewers who aren't card-carrying AARP members.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    With more attention to detail, this could have worked, but the time travel aspects are so badly executed that the movie as a whole falters and eventually rips apart at the seams.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    While few will debate Lee's ability as a director, this isn't close to being in his wheelhouse. Oldboy cries out for a Brian DePalma, a Quentin Tarantino, or even a David Lynch. The end result bears out the suspicion that Lee isn't right for the material, nor it for him.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    On balance, I think I'd rather have seen Rocky 15.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    At its best, Ride Along is tolerable. At its worst, it borders on insulting.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    "Labor" isn't just a word in the title of Jason Reitman's new film, it's a description of what it feels like to sit through the movie.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    The Long Day Closes is very much the visual equivalent of a verse or a poem: beautiful images, but no narrative.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    On a purely narrative level, Winter's Tale missteps early and often. Its earnestness is its downfall, resulting in opportunities for unintentional humor.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    Pompeii is a big, glorious, cheesy mess.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 James Berardinelli
    A clear case of a narrative running out of steam. Exhaustingly repetitive, this movie attempts many of the same things its predecessor did but with less succes.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Schumacher doesn't leave an imprint on the film -- it could be the work of any second-rate director.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Wild Wild West isn't just a bad adaptation of a TV series; it's a bad film.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    It's the kind of thing that Shakespeare might have written if he had undergone a frontal lobotomy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    For a strangely-titled, female-oriented drama about mothers and daughters bonding, try "The Joy Luck Club" and leave Ya-Ya as a phrase uttered by one-year olds who have yet to learn how to talk.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    One could easily argue that, like many Ed Wood-type bad movies, The Faculty might be headed for the cult classic shelf in the video store. Unfortunately, it's not campy enough, and, worse, it seems to think it's being hip when it's just being dumb.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    The Thirteenth Floor shows what can happen when film makers fail to recognize that they need more than a concept to establish a full-length motion picture.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Unremarkable. A more honest description would be to label it as mirthless, pointless, and banal.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    The only worthwhile portion of Twin Dragons is the climactic action sequence, but, to get to that, it's necessary to endure more than an hour of unfunny physical comedy and excruciating verbal interaction.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    No amount of youthful charisma can alter the fact that, in the light of "Dangerous Liaisons", Cruel Intentions is a feeble and dissatisfying shadow.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    With the flat characters and lifeless performances, it's a wonder that anyone in the audience can stay awake all the way through this dull and dreary production.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    A soulless jumble of ineptly assembled cliches and pabulum that plays like a 95-minute commercial for NBA properties.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Once again, we have a movie where the jokes are aimed at the least common denominator - meaning that to genuinely enjoy the experience of sitting through Slackers, you will need help from a controlled substance.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Want to see a movie where almost everything takes place on a bus? Try "Speed." Jeepers Creepers 2 isn't even worth a peek.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    This is one of those nearly unwatchable movies that becomes an endurance contest for any thinking adult.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    This isn't just typical, unchallenging Hollywood drek -- it's typical, unchallenging Hollywood drek made by people who don't care, for people who don't care.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Nothing short of a disaster -– easily one of the worst movies of the year.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    This is as dreadful a holiday offering as you're likely to find this year. A lump of coal would be more welcome.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    The script isn't just "dumbed down," it's lobotomized.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Isn't worth the time, money, or effort. For Stephen King aficionados, it's just the latest cinematic nightmare.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    This is the kind of tearjerker that will cause audience members to cry, but only because they paid hard-earned money to see it.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    A bad movie. No amount of perfume sprayed on talk show audiences by Madonna and her husband can eliminate the stench of failure emanating from this motion picture.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    At its best, Dumb and Dumber is like an Ernest movie with a scatological bent.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Unappealing for children and adults alike, The King and I will likely bring families together in their mutual boredom.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Has some promise as a throw-away, lighthearted romance. Unfortunately, once those elements are gone, what's left only has a running time of about 13 minutes.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Like many genuinely awful movies, Queen of the Damned has the ingredients of a cult film.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    A woefully underwritten motion picture that starts out as a dumb comedy before taking an ill-advised detour into mawkish sentimentality. The last 30 minutes of Bruce Almighty is so godawful that it almost sent me screaming from the theater.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    An insult to anyone who has tragically and unexpectedly lost a loved-one in a similar manner.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Captures the essence of its TV inspiration, which is to say that it's not nearly as clever as it thinks it is. It also feels very, very long.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    An inferior product. It is not well written, well acted, or well directed.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    This is a tedious and insulting motion picture. The only ones likely to be surprised by the payoff are those who understandably dozed off fifteen minutes into the proceedings.