For 1,673 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 41% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1 point lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Morgenstern's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 58
Highest review score:
Critic Score 100
Lowest review score:
Critic Score 0
Score distribution:
1,673 movie reviews
    • Metascore: 49
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    If glum were good and bleak were best, Hart's War would be a standout.
    • Metascore: 33
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Five months after Sept. 11, the movie inevitably echoes those events, but in a loud and extremely cheesy way.
    • Metascore: 35
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    I've been a Vanessa Redgrave fan for such a long time that I would have been happy to watch her beautifully weathered face without much happening around her.
    • Metascore: 66
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    The worst part of Ms. Zellweger's plight is that she, along with others in the cast, has fallen victim to a first-time feature director whose vocabulary doesn't seem to include the word "simplicity."
    • Metascore: 49
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    There's no transcending a prosaic plot and several flat performances.
    • Metascore: 37
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    A rube's-eye view of Hollywood, but the rube is weary, and those around him seem to be suffering from terminal torpor.
    • Metascore: 42
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Joyless and largely witless sci-fi fantasy.
    • Metascore: 58
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Mr. Li is a master not only of martial arts, but of composure; no one does nothing better. The film itself is no great shakes.
    • Metascore: 63
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    A good subject has been ill-served by Ms. Greenwald's cliched script and clumsy direction.
    • Metascore: 33
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Goes down fighting, but it goes down just the same.
    • Metascore: 20
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    As the hilariously foul-mouthed, sweet-souled Dr. S, he (Wayans) slaps Marci X to life every time he's on screen.
    • Metascore: 60
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Comes briefly to life, after many longeurs -- many large longeurs in IMAX -- with the discombobulated entrance of B.E.N., a dysfunctional, hyperverbal robot voiced by Martin Short.
    • Metascore: 35
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    A turgid recycling of Mr. Carpenter's remake of "The Thing."
    • Metascore: 73
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Ordinary moviegoers, on the other hand, may wonder what they're supposed to feel, apart from bored.
    • Metascore: 60
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    The blithely dishonest script would have us believe that the real Napoleon can't prove his identity when the fake Napoleon refuses to come clean. Not only is that patent nonsense, it's cockeyed dramaturgy.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Not a pretty sight, any of it.
    • Metascore: 35
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    This horror-free horror flick sent me wandering through my own memory warehouse, where, at every turn, I bumped into images from similar -- and mostly superior -- entertainments.
    • Metascore: 31
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Has many more downs than ups, but this ragged action comedy, with Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn as mismatched buddies, rings some outrageously funny changes on a deadly serious genre of amateur video that began with Rodney King.
    • Metascore: 46
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    All that's missing is wit and humanity.
    • Metascore: 47
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    There's nothing wrong with the structure of Heartbreakers, but David Mirkin's direction is woefully clumsy -- and the movie's tone is nasty.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    What's new here is a severe deficit of style, or even craftsmanship, both in the action sequences and what passes for human interludes.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Won't kill you, but it could bore you half to death.
    • Metascore: 48
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    What's missing is an emotional center. This Sinbad, with its flying ship and becalmed script, seems destined to be DreamWorks's version of Disney's "Treasure Planet."
    • Metascore: 35
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Stinker doesn't begin to describe this movie's character -- both frenzied and dispiriting.
    • Metascore: 63
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    The script is dead in the water, and most of the misanthropic repartee rings resoundingly false.
    • Metascore: 32
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Another dim adaptation of a bright comic novel.
    • Metascore: 30
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    Knows that it's junk and tries feebly to rejoice in its junkiness.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    For all its video-game bedazzlements, Attack of the Clones suffers from severe digital glut, periodically relieved, if you can call it that, by amateur theatrics.
    • Metascore: 65
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    A grim disappointment for grown-ups, and far too violent for young kids. I found it to be clumsy, misanthropic and intractably lifeless.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Joe Morgenstern 30
    If only Brotherhood of the Wolf had the wit and grace to match its exceptional physical beauty.