Joe Neumaier, New York Daily News
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For 902 reviews, this critic has graded:
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73% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.9 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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Joe Neumaier 60
Adventureland has the structure of a Tilt-a-Whirl ride: It goes where you expect, and may fill you with dread. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
A thoughtful drama about guys who have a moment in the big time before returning home to an odd reflected glory. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
More deft than it first appears, director John Crowley's gentle-but-not-sappy drama features another late-day masterpiece-in-miniature from Michael Caine. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
As a virtual tour of what Earth Day is about, kids ought to be entranced. If it helps them get greener, even better. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Something of a traffic jam--even with his usual restraint, Lee couldn't recount a key moment of the '60s without a blurry parade of personalities--and also lullingly dull. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Whether the young ensemble attains it remains to be seen. The standouts, though, are Naughton, Pennie and Perez De Tagle. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Director Nimrod Antal’s grungy gang-of-thieves pic is tough and, for this genre, surprisingly ethical. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
You see the spark of 'this is cool!,' but you don't sense a purpose. The underconceived Public Enemies suffers from that lack of drive, though Johnny Depp is so urgent and charismatic as John Dillinger, he provides enough firepower to make the film legit. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Hey, Michael: It's the robots, stupid. Despite all the mechanical mayhem, none of the Transformers stand out. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
For the first time since "The Nutty Professor," Eddie Murphy successfully mixes his adult and kid-film personas -- imagine that. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Fascinating and, when you see Afghan versions of Simon Cowell and Co. reacting to tryouts, a reminder of how fame and the thirst for it is the same in any language. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
The action-comedy Zombieland works because it's played with an emphasis on the living, not the undead. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Has two aces going for it: Soderbergh's poking at the mazelike holes in American business and Damon's whirling dervish performance. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Zombie walks the walk, you can't deny it. And he's found the medium where he can let his freak flag fly highest. Now, he can proudly put that battered old William Shatner Halloween mask on a stick, too, and let it rip. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Part of the problem with "P&F" is that Tiana and Naveen's connection feels superficial. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Challenging and thoughtful, but is also, like its characters, a prisoner of its own anger. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
What's cool and always kicky is seeing a country's irreverent movie trash being treated with such, well, reverence. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Giamatti is one of the few guys who could take a joke about a chickpea-sized soul and make a meal of it. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Even with all the inconvenient truths exposed, Stone's film is still, sadly, inescapably crucial. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Sturgess is solid and Kingsley predictably sneaky, but the atmosphere -- scurries through the Catholic/Protestant border, tense stand-offs, spontaneous riots -- is what's genuinely gripping. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Once it's high-concept plot kicks in, Gervais' hilariously self-deprecating persona is really all that keeps it grounded. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Avatar clears the hurdle in terms of being optical candy. Its story, though, is pure cheese. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
A snapshot of several New York eras that coincide with the Internet's growing pains, We Live in Public focuses on entrepreneur, party-thrower and dot.com bubble participant Josh Harris. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
A little more variation in the script, though, might have yielded something truly great. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Writer-director James Mottern's drama has a lived-in feel, but is notable mainly for Michelle Monaghan's glam-less turn as Diane. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Like a dime-store holiday card, this Christmas Carol is well-crafted but artless, detailed but lacking soul. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Tries to capture that moment -- complete with air guitar-playing deejays -- and unapologetically rides a wave of nostalgia, but ultimately sinks due to a bloated, watery script. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
If you're going to pick the werewolf as your favorite monster, there's a lot to appreciate in the shaggy, imperfect but still fun new version of The Wolf Man. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Overlong but ambitious, Woo proves he's as good at tactical maneuvers as he is at close-quarters combat. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Haneke's superb cast provide beautifully measured hints at the disconnect between the ribbon's symbolism and the entire town's unspoken atrocities. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
The film isn't easy to watch, but its portrait of perseverance and ecological commitment is enlightening. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
As a misanthropic guy in a dead-end job, Matthew Broderick is more engaging than when he has to be perky. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
There’s visual poetry here and haunted performances from Mezzogiorno and Timi -- who plays two roles, and is especially gripping as Dalser’s grown son. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
That truthfulness, along with the movie's emotional honesty and narrative polish, help tag this NY-grown indie as one to seek out. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
The scope of director Peter Chan's military drama is impressive, though this sometimes-rousing depiction of strategy and loyalty in mid-1800s China pales next to recent, similar historical epics like "Red Cliff" and "Mongol." -
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Joe Neumaier 60
The trouble is, too much of director Shawn Levy's '80s-ish lark is filled with noise, when it really needed more quietly silly stuff. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Though there's too much movie-style self-deception, Sheridan is excellent, and his scenes with the consistently engaging, criminally underemployed Campbell Scott are subtle and serene. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Here's a rough-and-tumble British drama that, despite a strong spine, ought to be more like its title character: quiet and deadly -- and less showy. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
The problem with Russell Crowe's new take on the legend is that it has one muddy boot in history and the other in fantasy. The middling result is far from a bull's-eye. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
The cast is uniformly appealing in out-of-left-field ways, but writer-director Brooks Branch lets the story amble lazily, which -- like Gabriel and almost every character like him you've ever seen -- gets a little tiring. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Eisenberg - seemingly in every other movie nowadays - gives his best performance since 2005's "The Squid and the Whale" in a film that dramatizes a fascinating New York story. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Michael Douglas in Solitary Man, has all the tools of the man who plays him at his disposal. At times in this often engaging, occasionally meandering movie, that's enough to score. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Where the film fails, ironically, is in the central love affair. Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen is undeniably gifted, but his Stravinsky is a blank, stoic presence only comfortable at a piano. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
If you're looking for an incisive portrait of self-generated stardom, you won't do better than this. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Amid all the hokey hill stuff, Lawrence's hard eyes and manner draw us in. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Even after experiencing the film, what they've gone through - and how they deal with it - deliberately remains a mystery. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
This absorbing film isn't an apology or an explanation, but it nonetheless holds plenty of answers - including an amusing dissection of that infamously wiry hair-bear 'fro from the man who wore it. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Their mundane meetings underscore how easily secrets are leaked, but unfortunately, scenes of meetings between Presidents Reagan (Fred Ward) and Mitterrand seem hollow and naive. Kusturica and Canet are strong, though, as is Willem Dafoe as an American intel officer. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Writer-director Ruba Nadda's film is ultimately like a summertime flirtation that never quite comes to anything. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Director Samuel Maoz's gripping you-are-there feel does for tanks what "Das Boot" did for submarines, and that chokehold only gets tighter as this taut drama about the 1982 Israeli-Lebanese war goes on. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Talk about style over substance: The sheer volume of musical, comic-strip and video-game influences, riffs and licks in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" can get exhausting, but they also are what lift this romantic coming-of-age tale from this world to someplace totally ... else. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Peepli Live may not consistently hit the mark, but it's savvy and humane, which goes a long way. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
A movie with no clear narrative. It pushes boundaries and feels like one man's fever dream. But all those traits would certainly make Allen Ginsberg happy. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
The rhythms of this comedy-drama may be familiar, but besides its fratty title, it's surprisingly sophisticated. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Wallace layers on some era-specific meaning to Chenery, who seems to be simply following her lineage, thanks to Lane's quietly dignified performance. Malkovich is more fun, though Laurin isn't as outrageous as the movie thinks he is. -
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Joe Neumaier 60
Based on a true story, the movie's best scenes involve its heroine breaking down barriers by force of will as much as by legal wrangling.- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
Without giving anything away, much of the excruciatingly teased-out tension here echoes the first movie without upping the ante.- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
The film awkwardly mixes political, social and medical issues and ends up being less than the sum of its parts.- Posted Oct 22, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
Wiseman films it all without comment, letting the rhythm of the place tell the story.- Posted Oct 22, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
Spottiswoode relays this tragic story with respect and sadness. But Michael Donovan's script is stuffed with clichés, and Dupuis is unable to convey the depth of Dallaire's emotions.- Posted Nov 12, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
Without excessive emotion or drama, director Javier Fuentes-León's film - and Mercado's performance - gently captures the power of emotions whose silent rattle is even stronger than reality.- Posted Nov 27, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
While Lomborg is an engaging though sometimes smug subject, director Ondi Timoner allows a coterie of scientists to spend too much time puncturing Gore than propping up Lomborg - who comes off as charismatic and engaged but, ultimately, merely a contrarian.- Posted Dec 14, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
Bridges is enjoyable as he gives the older Flynn a Zen hero quality, and even breaks through the effects to make his younger-Clu-self oddly engaging.- Posted Dec 17, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
Director Lee Chang-dong's soulful, affecting film is as quiet as a tomb and has a disturbing, critical underside that's hard to shake off.- Posted Dec 25, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
Here, it's all Bardem, and this great actor's careworn face and sensitive presence counts for a lot. He ultimately can't save the soul of Biutiful, but he makes the journey easier.- Posted Dec 29, 2010
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Joe Neumaier 60
What emerges is a portrait of the "psychic risk," as her father says, of living a creative life - and the intense feeling that entails.- Posted Jan 21, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
With action this strong, the script just needs to be serviceable - and that's exactly what it is.- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
The good-natured cast helps distract from a barely sketched plot and outrageously cheap production values.- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Kekilli sensitively portrays Umay's conflicted despair, and the relationship with her son is beautifully rendered.- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
To use carnival lingo: Thrilling? Not quite; since Levi's film has no clear goal for Stan to reach. Spectacular? Truth be told, those skeptical of Stan's abilities may still walk out as nonbelievers. Fascinating? Absolutely, because if you take time to listen, everyone's life is a three-ring circus.- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
If you're able to think of characters as just air bubbles to get past, then dive in, the excitement's fine.- Posted Feb 4, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
More mournful than alarmist, Arthus-Bertrand's film goes beyond global warming to look at life out of balance, through a lens darkly.- Posted Feb 4, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
This rather elegant movie, like a bold new 'do, is both not what you'd expect and exactly what you feared.- Posted Feb 11, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Riveting, especially since these animals' population has horrifyingly dropped from 450,000 to 20,000 in a half-century.- Posted Feb 18, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
More serious-minded than expected, with a unique and savvy point of view.- Posted Feb 18, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Unfortunately, the fantasy-thriller they're in eventually falls apart, becoming a much sillier, less substantial movie than its lead actors deserve.- Posted Mar 4, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
While not every family film can plant a flag here, the happily offbeat Mars Needs Moms turns out to be a charming, subversive, minor addition to the club.- Posted Mar 10, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Despite the ominous feel, this is a mystery about losing or gaining lives and unknown detours.- Posted Mar 11, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Often static and follows a familiar trajectory. Yet it has power, partly because Simmons does a fine job of showing how hurt Henry is that his taste didn't imprint on Gabe beyond grade school; what was their music became, simply, dad's music.- Posted Mar 18, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Any film as politically specific as Miral needs to be addressed on two levels, as a movie and as, from a certain viewpoint, a polemic. If a viewer can separate one from the other - and some may not - there's an intense, novelistic drama here.- Posted Mar 25, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Kline, who has done a lot of chewy character roles after several stage triumphs, is as sly and leonine as ever. His performance here obliterates that phony accent he used in "French Kiss."- Posted Apr 1, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Director Malcolm Venville, who made the British gangster flick "44 Inch Chest," has a strong handle on the tone, so even the familiar twists feel fresh.- Posted Apr 8, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
The main reason this gorgeous-looking, sweet-hearted but so-so movie remains grounded is a herky-jerky, cobbled-together story that squawks when it should sing.- Posted Apr 15, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
A streak of "Cinema Paradiso" runs through this Italian dramedy - and while it lacks that film's overflowing emotion, it's filled with its own artfulness and warmth.- Posted Apr 15, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Sometimes a bit of befuddlement is exactly what you need. That's the driving idea behind writer-director Steven Peros' off-kilter, off-the-beaten path comedy, which owes a lot to 1980s indie cinema.- Posted Apr 15, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Haroun is achingly conscious of day-to-day decisions that seem small when they're made but can suddenly loom large.- Posted Apr 15, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Though Bloom feels like he dropped in from another movie, it all spins on screenwriter Thornton's charismatic performance, which also accounts for the survival instinct inside the film.- Posted Apr 29, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Writer-director Michael Goldbach fills the story with too many distractions, but Dennings, known for "Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist," is feline and fun.- Posted May 6, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Nonetheless, if you're a Force completist, this is as crucial as a bootleg of 1978's "Star Wars Holiday Special." Which, by the way, was awesome.- Posted May 6, 2011
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Joe Neumaier 60
Director Justin Chadwick ("The Other Boleyn Girl") shows admirable restraint bringing this true story to the screen, and Litando does much with glimmers of emotion and wells of dignity.- Posted May 13, 2011
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- Posted May 13, 2011
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