For 916 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 25% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 72% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 48
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916 movie reviews
    • Metascore: 28
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Too many threads are woven together here, but occasionally, it just connects.
    • Metascore: 68
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    This often haunting stop-motion Claymation movie ultimately suffers from what bedevils many live-action movies culled from short stories: a herky-jerky plot.
    • Metascore: 44
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    This two-bit echo of "The Accidental Tourist" is a preachy pill that wastes the genial, funny Jeff Daniels and the criminally underused Lauren Graham.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    The oh-so-out-there mentality earns some chuckles, but that, along with Piven's preening, gets very trying. A hard sell is still a hard sell.
    • Metascore: 73
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Faour and Muallen give solid performances, but there are a few too many by-the-numbers moments.
    • Metascore: 45
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    The central metaphor of dance, though, is forced, a standard-issue cliché about dancing away problems.
    • Metascore: 45
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    All the actresses, especially Theron, are appropriately haunted, but let's hope Arriaga's love of echoes, fate and coincidence has run its mopey course.
    • Metascore: 71
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    The film, unfortunately, hasn't the depth Malkovich brings to his performance.
    • Metascore: 34
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    A movie needs to announce if it's playing games. Pulling the rug out from under a viewer is fine for whodunnits and psychological thrillers and the usual suspects. But a supposedly grown-up drama like The Other Man ought to have scruples about where it plans to take you.
    • Metascore: 62
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    This doc, made by Kunstler's daughters Emily and Sarah, doesn't pretend to be unbiased, but it nonetheless has an unblinking view of its subject. They must have learned a thing or two from dad.
    • Metascore: 64
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Though it takes time to find its courage and heart, Gigante, like its oversized hero, merely has a slow, shy way of doing things.
    • Metascore: 79
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Though diligently paced and sharp to look at, the mysteries inside Mother are, finally, bloodless.
    • Metascore: 32
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    The big problem here is that dark sci-fi satire works best when it aims for several targets. Repo Men aims at corporate greed, which is good, but doesn’t fill in the details.
    • Metascore: 40
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    There's less to Beastly than meets the eye - and what meets the eye is no great shakes, either.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    In what world does Smart People exist? Clearly not the real one, though this dramedy wants to think it's filled with ironic insights about love and family.
    • Metascore: 43
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    The long shadow of David Fincher's "Seven" falls on Anamorph, a moody, ultimately unexciting thriller.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    The movie shows the city as both an intimidating and enticing place for new arrivals, but ultimately gets bogged down in the cliched split destinies and intentions of its main characters.
    • Metascore: 33
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Solid performances and a literary feel help turn a standard family-rift drama into a dry but saucy narrative.
    • Metascore: 73
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Velvety storytelling still feels more thawed-out than heated.
    • Metascore: 77
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Smith ("American Movie") sees the poetry in everyday people, and lets his rambling story find its own rhythm.
    • Metascore: 46
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    About the kinds of showbiz hangers-on seen in the background of a Scorsese movie, and it feels like those guys decided they were the real stars.
    • Metascore: 46
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    While Montias' actors do their best, even good intentions have limits. Still, it never feels false. And remember, even Martin Scorsese (born in Queens) had to start somewhere.
    • Metascore: 70
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    The movie gets repetitive, and when it calls an audible and goes somewhere unexpected, it pulls back quickly. Too bad.
    • Metascore: 60
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    The movie's lack of Michael Moore-style dynamism has a dulling effect. What saves it is the human face it puts on the crisis, and its indictment of corporate greed.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Ferrera's shaggy tone, which fits the iconic building, gets irritating. Still, if you come for the stories, you'll stay for the company.
    • Metascore: 19
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Heartening, and yet, a year after being filmed, unintentionally aggravating.
    • Metascore: 75
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Director Scott Teems' film is as quiet as untilled soil -- not always a good thing -- but Holbrook has a handle on where to dig.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Imagine a quietly creepy "X-Men" prequel -- in French -- and you have this odd little parable.
    • Metascore: 47
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Engrossing, sad and heartbreaking.
    • Metascore: 41
    • Joe Neumaier 40
    Wang tracks his guys like the documentarian he is, and if the movie feels a bit canned thanks to Adam Forgash's unoriginal script, classic NYC spots and a big heart make it feel like home.