For 902 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 25% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 73% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 48
Highest review score:
Critic Score 100
Lowest review score:
Critic Score 0
Score distribution:
902 movie reviews
    • Metascore: 48
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Yelling is a prosaic look at a hard life. Like Sweetness, the movie finds its way by instinct.
    • Metascore: 52
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Writer-director David Riker's film is tough going, but worth it.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Movies like this, from "Diner" to "Beautiful Girls" to "Garden State," have a standard trajectory, and this film's no different. But it has a nuance and a rumpled comfort with itself, which turns Fairhaven into an inviting place to visit.
    • Metascore: 71
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    The politician who almost pathologically asked the question "How'm I doin'?" clearly never needed a view outside his own. Which is as New York as it gets.
    • Metascore: 76
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Australian director Cate Shortland’s straightforward approach to the blinders worn by Hitler Youth creates a disconcerting and eerie film, made even more memorable since it’s seen through the prism of childhood’s end.
    • Metascore: 65
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Owing a debt to Albert Brooks’ early comedies, Red Flag might be too much if it weren’t just right.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Before it devolves into typical American-style action, there’s an intriguing, European-style complexity to Dead Man Down.
    • Metascore: 33
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Nothing terribly special here, but perfectly played and a spiritual cousin to such early ’90s indies as “Naked in New York” and “Ed’s Next Move.”
    • Metascore: 63
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    So often not in his element — his turn in “Oz the Great and Powerful” is evidence of that — Franco is in freako mode here, and walks a line between spaced-out caricature and just plain Out There.
    • Metascore: 73
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Even with no wood sprites, witches or spells, there’s plenty of magic in this coming-of-age charmer.
    • Metascore: 68
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    The poetry in The Place Beyond the Pines can be elusive, but also easy to get lost in.
    • Metascore: 80
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    What Room 237 is really about is how movies inspire passion. Which is a great thing, even if it comes out in wack-job ways.
    • Metascore: 80
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Upstream Color is weird, but it’s worth the time.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Atmosphere is three-fourths of the game in a horror film, and The Lords of Salem has it in spades. It’s not too much to say that until this culty-witchy throwback chiller turns too bloody, it shows how far a little style can go.
    • Metascore: 77
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    As a wry, knowing narrator guides us in and out of their symphonic affair, there’s no doubt the trip is worth it.
    • Metascore: 43
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Wahlberg and Johnson are the saving graces of an in-your-face movie.
    • Metascore: 55
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    Noise ultimately becomes a slice of city life instead of a great satire.
    • Metascore: 43
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    The "Star Trek" gibes feel especially lazy, since the movie ought to be "Men in Black" kicky, not sketch-comedy dusty.
    • Metascore: 55
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    Plays like a throwback to gritty-but-softhearted English dramas of the 1980s like "Mona Lisa" and "Sammy and Rosie Get Laid."
    • Metascore: 47
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    A good-ol'-boy civics lesson that's too scattered to achieve its predictable goals.
    • Metascore: 40
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    Sparky voice performances and heart make up for this family film's theft of Tim Burton's sensibility.
    • Metascore: 73
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    Amusing as it is, it never feels real.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    This action-comedy will seem fresh only to 8-year-olds -- though it may give parents an excuse to introduce some of the '50s horror movies it parodies.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    Despite the Spierig brothers' punchy visual style and satiric tone, Daybreakers eventually devolves, though Dafoe and his Southern drawl goose things up and Hawke has a greasy romanticism.
    • Metascore: 62
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    Low-budget, grubby and gleeful, but with a nice sense of style and apparently an endless supply of dry ice. Points deducted, though, for a too-easy alien-corpse joke.
    • Metascore: 69
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    Sadly, once the movie shifts gears, it becomes a timid "Donnie Darko."
    • Metascore: 53
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    Yet it all comes down to one simplistic idea, and the result feels like a one-film evangelical movement.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    When the haze wears off and the movie grounds itself in reality, it's a bummer. Until then, though, what's weird here is gloriously weird.
    • Metascore: 62
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    If it were just Hurt's show, it'd be a helluva trip.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Joe Neumaier 50
    This year-in-the-life comedy will appeal mostly to its target audience -- the boys of middle school, USA -- and frankly, that's all it needs. Who else would appreciate the idiocy of social pressure,