For 916 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 25% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 72% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 48
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916 movie reviews
    • Metascore: 67
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Though every frame is great to look at, Bolt's script - by the co-writers of "Mulan" and "Cars" - lacks the wit of its closest Pixar relative, "The Incredibles." Rhino and some goofy pigeons provide the few laughs once the tale goes cross-country.
    • Metascore: 58
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Craig, far from James Bond but still swaggering, makes a leathery, craggy commander, and Schreiber - who'll show his full-on action chops this summer in the Hugh Jackman "Wolverine" movie - is tough but sullen. Yet all this old-style moviemaking doesn't always pay off.
    • Metascore: 58
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Sports biodramas generally take one of two tacks: gauzily sentimental or scrappy tale of struggle. The Express runs the thin line between the two and, to its benefit, more often than not hits the first mark.
    • Metascore: 57
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    It's not a lightning show, but "Flash" still shines.
    • Metascore: 69
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Only in its final scenes do the usual WKW themes emerge in full bloom, but purists shouldn't miss it.
    • Metascore: 51
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    With witty throwaway bits and Cavanagh's fast delivery, "Scot" gets away with a third-act dip into hearts and platitudes. Otherwise, it's refreshingly snarky and quick.
    • Metascore: 79
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Scott Thomas breathes more emotion into Juliette's affectless, haunted demeanor than most actors do with pages of dialogue.
    • Metascore: 67
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Hoffman, Morton and Jon Brion's aching score somehow capture the all-too-human need to get things right. If you're in a certain frame of mind, those moments make up for all the stagecraft.
    • Metascore: 61
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Utilizing copious film footage of her puckish subject and new interviews with Haring's contemporaries, gallerists and mentors, director Christina Clausen makes her fascinating movie as big-hearted, city-centric and energetic as its subject.
    • Metascore: 61
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Dilutes the idea some by giving every four-legged hero a story arc. And there's not enough of the first movie's super-erudite monkeys. Yet the sitcom-style silliness is still there, and it's nice to see that the old "grin or frown as you wave a hand across your face" joke still has cross-generational, and cross-species, appeal.
    • Metascore: 63
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    This domestic drama from the producers of "Once" could be about the pair from that gentle romance - a decade later.
    • Metascore: 84
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    The final result somehow undersells a man whose life and death were watershed moments in the gay rights movement.
    • Metascore: 82
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    An emotionally devastating drama that isn't for the squeamish.
    • Metascore: 64
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    A fairly gripping cautionary tale.
    • Metascore: 44
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    With musical numbers and fight scenes as big as its heart, director Nikhil Advani's action-comedy really does sample it all.
    • Metascore: 51
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Even the youngest viewers, not to mention their parents, will appreciate the buffoonish villainy of the dogcatchers (still useful villains more than half a century after "Lady and the Tramp"), and the movie's nice anti-kill shelter message is as it should be.
    • Metascore: 36
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Martin starts at the outrageous accent and spins out from there, and that's fine for this. And there are a few snicker-worthy scenes.
    • Metascore: 81
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    A pensive and searching drama that explores how deep into the national psyche these murders in the Katyn forest went.
    • Metascore: 80
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    This unhurried, novelistic movie is worth looking into.
    • Metascore: 80
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Director Kiyoshi Kurosawa is better known for horror films; this is a movie where the horror is internalized, and hideously truthful.
    • Metascore: 64
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    It's amazing that in an era of oversharing and reality TV, a doc consisting mostly of cable TV clips and personal reminiscences can be so resonant.
    • Metascore: 76
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Adventureland has the structure of a Tilt-a-Whirl ride: It goes where you expect, and may fill you with dread.
    • Metascore: 82
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    A thoughtful drama about guys who have a moment in the big time before returning home to an odd reflected glory.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    More deft than it first appears, director John Crowley's gentle-but-not-sappy drama features another late-day masterpiece-in-miniature from Michael Caine.
    • Metascore: 72
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    As a virtual tour of what Earth Day is about, kids ought to be entranced. If it helps them get greener, even better.
    • Metascore: 78
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    A quiet, oddly serene movie with a curious soul.
    • Metascore: 55
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Something of a traffic jam--even with his usual restraint, Lee couldn't recount a key moment of the '60s without a blurry parade of personalities--and also lullingly dull.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Whether the young ensemble attains it remains to be seen. The standouts, though, are Naughton, Pennie and Perez De Tagle.
    • Metascore: 50
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    Director Nimrod Antal’s grungy gang-of-thieves pic is tough and, for this genre, surprisingly ethical.
    • Metascore: 70
    • Joe Neumaier 60
    You see the spark of 'this is cool!,' but you don't sense a purpose. The underconceived Public Enemies suffers from that lack of drive, though Johnny Depp is so urgent and charismatic as John Dillinger, he provides enough firepower to make the film legit.