John Patterson

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For 133 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 55% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Patterson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 The Fallen Idol (re-release)
Lowest review score: 0 Down to You
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 55 out of 133
  2. Negative: 29 out of 133
133 movie reviews
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    Director Jordan Brady achieves the remarkable feat of squandering a topnotch foursome of actors -- particularly Theron, a very game and able comedienne -- by shoving them into every clichéd white-trash situation imaginable.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    A waste of the filmmakers' time and ours, and offering further evidence that, outside the art house, much British cinema has its head jammed tightly up its own arse.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    It's outclassed by the memory of just about every prizefighting flick you've ever seen.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Lurches from one set-piece stomach-lurcher to the next with nary a nod to narrative coherence.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Gormless, gutless little home movie.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Mutates halfway through into a ham-fisted action movie that squanders the good will, and insults the intelligence, of its audience.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    All Serving Sara can offer is Perry with his arm shoulder-deep up a longhorn steer's backside, a wasted supporting cast that includes Vincent Pastore and Cedric the Entertainer, and a huge, comedian-shaped hole where Hurley's performance should be.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Grotesque and ugly.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Just avoid this ghastly, insulting farrago at all costs.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 0 John Patterson
    Writer-director David DeFalco's ugly, pointless and dishonest remake of Craven's remake.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 0 John Patterson
    Miraculously seems a great deal longer (this is not a good thing) as it careens from shit joke to corpse joke to ass joke to dog-turd joke and back.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 0 John Patterson
    One of those puppy-love movies that make you feel like you're slowly drowning.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 0 John Patterson
    Three strikes maybe, but no stars and no thumbs up (except the one way, way up its own ass).

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