For 2,347 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 Captain Phillips
Lowest review score: 0 Thomas and the Magic Railroad
Score distribution:
2,347 movie reviews
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Suspenselessly directed by Robby Henson, Thr3e commits the eighth deadly sin - boredom.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Thirty years after "Annie Hall," the beloved actress is scraping below the bottom of the barrel with this desperately unfunny farce, in which she mugs and pratfalls in the worst performance of her entire career.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    It's nicely photographed but slow-moving, dull and utterly predictable.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    While there are some scattered laughs, the flimsy and nonsensical script - combined with the sledgehammer direction by Brian Robbins, make the similarly themed "Big Momma's House" look like Noel Coward.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Rock appears to have edited I Think I Love My Wife with a roulette wheel.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Have you ever seen a movie without a single believable moment? Perfect Stranger, a convoluted and altogether risible thriller with Halle Berry and Bruce Willis, manages this difficult feat.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Despite solid contributions by vets such as Michael Lerner and Daniel Stern, Caleo isn't able to sell The Last Time - not the affair and especially not the ludicrous twist ending.
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    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    As much as we like Alec as an actor, it's hard to imagine that any amount of editing and reshooting under his supervision could salvage his complete ineptitude as a director.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The Spanish Inquisition was better summed up in an eight-minute musical number by Mel Brooks than in the entirety of Goya's Ghosts, an across-the-board disaster from one of my favorite directors, Milos Forman.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Well, it smells, all right, but authentic isn't the word I'd use for this maudlin male weepie, a compendium of the worst clich├ęs of sports and journalism movies.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    In the fourth and by far the worst screen version of "The Invasion of the Body Snatchers," Nicole Kidman's character struggles to stay awake - as will the audience.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Mostly unfunny, extremely silly pingpong comedy.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A very belated and very silly follow-up to "Death Wish."
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Featuring eyeball-rolling performances by Vivica A. Fox, Patti LaBelle, Clifton Davis and the singularly named Leon, Cover would be a candidate for the year's most unintentionally funny movie so far - if it weren't also the most homophobic.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    You can see better stuff on TV any night of the week.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    I've had root canals that were more enjoyable than Margot at the Wedding, Noah Baumbach's hugely pretentious, ugly and annoying follow-up to "The Squid and the Whale."
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A protracted piece of schmaltz, P.S. I Love You looks like a hand-me-down from Sandra Bullock and Drew Barrymore.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Excruciatingly lame and laughless romantic comedy.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A totally ridiculous and incoherent sci-fi adventure.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    I was kind of rough on "Apocalypto," which in retrospect seems like a minor classic compared to 10,000 BC.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Draggy and incoherent.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    An overwrought and patently offensive anti- abortion drama from the director of the accomplished "House of Sand and Fog."
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    One of my critical brethren opined that this sort of dumbing-down and low comedy may be the only way to sell the public a movie about the Iraq war. If that's true, God help us.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Quickly devolves into a nonprescription alternative to Ambien.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Someone describes his writing as "snarky, bitter, witless." The last part pretty well sums up this movie.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A total disaster.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A slow-moving, ridiculous police thriller that would have been shipped straight to the remainder bin at Blockbuster if it starred anyone else.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Fanning gives a sensitive and fairly impressive performance. But like her over-the-top movie family, Hounddog is still trailer trash of the worst kind.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A good cast can't save The Lodger, the utterly wrongheaded fourth movie version of a 1910 novel inspired by Jack the Ripper.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Exceedingly lame.

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