For 2,330 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 Pacific Rim
Lowest review score: 0 Answers to Nothing
Score distribution:
2,330 movie reviews
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    It's so incoherent that at first you wonder if the reels are being shown out of order.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A shipwreck. They say a dead fish stinks from the head first - but the animated shipwreck Shark Tale arrives reeking all over.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Shlocky, sloppy and crass adolescent comedy.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A leaden retelling of the legend of Australia's Jesse James that has understandably been sitting on the shelf for a couple of years.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Goes from being tediously terrible to downright gigglesome.
    • New York Post
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A real head-scratcher that somehow won the grand jury prize at this year's Sundance Film Festival.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    No "Schindler's List," to put it mildly.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The low point of the new Shall We Dance comes when Miss Paulina finally confesses why she's so sad.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A loud, coarse and witless family comedy.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    It's hard to imagine hardened New Yorkers actually paying to see this totally uncritical, gee-whiz celebration of stock car racing, its fans and its history, breathlessly narrated by Kiefer Sutherland and perfunctorily directed by Simon Wincer.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Desperately unfunny.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Cliched, amateurish and feeble.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    So nasty, hysterical and long-winded -- and unintentionally makes capital punishment foes look so twisted -- you wish someone had administered a lethal injection to this dreck in its planning stages.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Overlong, blandly soporific.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    This bomb, which premiered at last year's Sundance Film Festival, belongs in the same remainder bin as Spacey's "Pay It Forward," "K-Pax" and "The Life of David Gale."
    • 9 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Spectacularly awful.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Lumpy, preachy and soporific.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Slow-moving, yawn-inducing remake.
    • New York Post
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Crashing chandelier, crashing bore.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The latest, and let's hope the last, in the raft of uninspired, quickie Bush-bashing documentaries churned out by producer Robert Greenwald
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Grows tiresome rather quickly.
    • New York Post
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Exploitation curiosity.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A baffling mixed platter of gritty realism and magic realism with a hard-to-swallow premise.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Rates an "E" for effort -- and a "B" for boring.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The best thing about Some Body -- an amateurish, quasi-improvised acting exercise shot on ugly digital video -- is that it's all over in 80 minutes.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Toothless, unbelievable and not particularly funny, New Suit is no threat to "The Player," "Swimming With Sharks" or "The Big Picture," to name but three more interesting pictures in this inside-baseball genre.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A toothless, dated Seventh Avenue satire with shaky script, direction and acting - is the movie equivalent of something you'd find on the deep-markdown rack at Daffy's.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Isn't particularly funny, romantic or well-acted. It drags on endlessly.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    With awkward acting, plotting and direction, this is no "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner," "Jungle Fever" or "One Potato, Two Potato."
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    One
    A rare dud in the Shooting Gallery series.