For 2,383 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 Flags of Our Fathers
Lowest review score: 0 Noel
Score distribution:
2,383 movie reviews
    • 46 Metascore
    • 12 Lou Lumenick
    This would be a stultifyingly incestuous affair even if all the jokes about fertilization weren't so tiresomely lame and predictable.
    • New York Post
    • 23 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    It's pretty sad if you're a comic and Al Pacino is the funniest thing in your movie.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Virtually unwatchable and laugh-free.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Brain-dead film.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Brain-dead political satire/tear-jerker.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    If a more incoherent and self-indulgent movie has been released so far this century, I'm not aware of it.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    This painfully unfunny mockumentary about obsessive collectors of frozen-food entrees takes potshots at anti-abortionists, Christian rockers, aversion therapy for gays and the disabled -- and misses almost every time.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    If M. Night Shyamalan sold his soul to the devil for the success of "The Sixth Sense," I think His Satanic Majesty has finally collected in full with The Last Airbender.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A relentlessly dull film that's shot on eyeball-gougingly ugly digital video.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Overblown, interminable and unfunny.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Aeon Flux is by far the year's worst movie, a most dubious achievement.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Skin-crawlingly awful.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    It's the worst of both worlds as Disney cash cow Miley Cyrus makes the most dubious "dramatic" debut of any singer since Britney Spears.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Lethargically paced, badly edited and shot in hideous digital video.
    • 6 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    It's a totally inept and unfunny parody of the TV show "Cops."
    • New York Post
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    If you mashed-up the worst parts of the infamous "Howard the Duck,'' "Gigli,'' "Ishtar'' and every other awful movie I've seen since I started reviewing professionally in 1981, it wouldn't begin to approach the sheer soul-sucking badness of the cringe-inducing Movie 43.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Laughless, pointless and downright creepy, Say Uncle is a would-be black comedy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Franco’s distancing routine helps sink True Story, an already turgid and tone-deaf adaptation of a self-serving memoir by a disgraced New York Times reporter (played by two-time Oscar nominee Jonah Hill) who bonds with a murderer he’s trying to exploit.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    There is only one joke here, milked endlessly.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Truthfully, it's all incredibly boring. Noé tosses in some dime-store existentialism ("Time destroys everything"), but this is a movie with not a whole lot on its mind except rank exploitation.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A witless, stale and half-hearted rehash of cliches borrowed from the likes of "The Wedding Planner," "The Wedding Singer" and "Four Weddings and a Funeral," this pathetic, alleged comedy certainly wasn't improved by clueless direction by Clare Kilner.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Low-end schlock that will likely land with a dull thud in the video remainder bin before the frost is on the pumpkin.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Nearly two hours of New Age hooey.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    This is the sort of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script, inept direction, pathetic acting, poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography, complete with visible boom mikes.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Garfield is a downright cat-astrophe.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Calling Boys and Girls the year's worst movie makes it sound more entertaining than it actually is.
    • New York Post
    • 13 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    So awful it qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
    • New York Post
    • 15 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    The latest vanity production by writer-director-star Eric Schaeffer, who still seems to think he's another Woody Allen -- despite a growing body of work that proves otherwise.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    You Again could be taught at film schools as an example of how not to make a movie. And how not to humiliate veteran actors.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Excruciatingly acted and ineptly directed by Bob Odenkirk, The Brothers Solomon is faux Farrelly brothers that should have gone straight to video.

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