For 2,330 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Incredibles
Lowest review score: 0 Garfield
Score distribution:
2,330 movie reviews
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Calling Boys and Girls the year's worst movie makes it sound more entertaining than it actually is.
    • New York Post
    • 13 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    So awful it qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
    • New York Post
    • 15 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Based on a video game, far exceeds expectations -- in negative ways that inspire thoughts of less than zero stars.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A sexed-up Afterschool Special pretty much guaranteed to render audiences comatose.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    So utterly devoid of suspense, energy or credibility it should have been shipped straight to the remainder bin at Blockbuster.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Should have been stopped at customs -- as family entertainment, it constitutes child abuse.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Lethargically paced, badly edited and shot in hideous digital video.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Little more than 91 minutes of cheesy special effects in search of a remotely coherent story.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Garfield is a downright cat-astrophe.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Nearly two hours of New Age hooey.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    If ever a movie could be charged with imperiling the morals of a minor, it's probably Sleepover, a sleazy, PG-rated sex comedy that's apparently aimed at 8- to 10-year-old girls.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Stars Carmine Famiglietti, Joseph Summa and Gino Cafarelli apparently also wrote Chooch and directed it under a trio of aliases. They shoulda applied to the witness-protection program instead.
    • 6 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Certainly the most painfully unfunny of the countless bad movies that have licensed the name of the long-defunct humor magazine.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A crass, shrill and laughless disaster of a holiday comedy with a desperately mugging Ben Affleck that should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Excruciatingly maudlin.
    • 6 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    It's a totally inept and unfunny parody of the TV show "Cops."
    • New York Post
    • 15 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    The latest vanity production by writer-director-star Eric Schaeffer, who still seems to think he's another Woody Allen -- despite a growing body of work that proves otherwise.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A witless, stale and half-hearted rehash of cliches borrowed from the likes of "The Wedding Planner," "The Wedding Singer" and "Four Weddings and a Funeral," this pathetic, alleged comedy certainly wasn't improved by clueless direction by Clare Kilner.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A witless and vulgar sequel.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Shoddily made, boring and, most shockingly, without a single decent scare.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    None of this is remotely funny.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A relentlessly dull film that's shot on eyeball-gougingly ugly digital video.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    "I am surrounded by oceans of boredom," the campy Abraham complains at one point. It's a sentiment audiences are bound to share.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    HUGELY tedious and mostly incomprehensible.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A vile and laughless follow-up to Schneider's 1999 hit.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    This painfully unfunny mockumentary about obsessive collectors of frozen-food entrees takes potshots at anti-abortionists, Christian rockers, aversion therapy for gays and the disabled -- and misses almost every time.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Aeon Flux is by far the year's worst movie, a most dubious achievement.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    The material has been dumbed down for contemporary tastes and Carrey's frantic comic style.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    An excruciating indie knockoff of "Training Day."
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A cut-rate ripoff of "Aeon Flux" with Milla Jovovich as a butt-kicking futuristic heroine in a midriff-baring bodysuit, is ultrastupid, ultra-incoherent, ultrasilly - and way, way ultraboring.