For 2,327 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Social Network
Lowest review score: 0 Dungeons & Dragons
Score distribution:
2,327 movie reviews
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    An excruciating indie knockoff of "Training Day."
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A cut-rate ripoff of "Aeon Flux" with Milla Jovovich as a butt-kicking futuristic heroine in a midriff-baring bodysuit, is ultrastupid, ultra-incoherent, ultrasilly - and way, way ultraboring.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Virtually unwatchable and laugh-free.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    An appallingly unfunny and unromantic romantic comedy.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Laughless, pointless and downright creepy, Say Uncle is a would-be black comedy.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A couple of years ago, a disaster like Shadow boxer - with the hapless Cuba Gooding Jr. scraping below the bottom of the barrel - would have gone straight to video or been buried on an obscure cable channel at 3 a.m.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    There is plenty of blame to go around for this laughless mess.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Vanity productions don't come much worse than One Third, an amateurish, dialogue-free curiosity courtesy of Yongman Kim, the founder of the Greenwich Village institution Kim's Video.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A pathetically unfunny comedy that should have been shipped straight to video, if not recycled as guitar picks.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Sony dumped this sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn into theaters yesterday.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    No, Bratz, an unwitting and witless critique of American consumerism run amok, does not star Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Excruciatingly acted and ineptly directed by Bob Odenkirk, The Brothers Solomon is faux Farrelly brothers that should have gone straight to video.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    If a more incoherent and self-indulgent movie has been released so far this century, I'm not aware of it.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    This partially animated, charm-free atrocity is awful enough to instantly cure any remaining nostalgia for the rodent trio.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Easily the worst movie I've seen so far this year.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Brain-dead political satire/tear-jerker.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Thoroughly inept in just about every aspect.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Excruciatingly unfunny.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    This is the sort of comedy that requires you not only to suspend disbelief, but your sanity as well.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    There's something seriously wrong when you assemble actors this good -- and can't believe a single stilted word coming out of their mouths.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    There is only one joke here, milked endlessly.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Lame spoof.
    • 6 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    It's a totally inept and unfunny parody of the TV show "Cops."
    • New York Post
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Calling Boys and Girls the year's worst movie makes it sound more entertaining than it actually is.
    • New York Post
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    A glossy, shallow thriller where not a single scene rings true.
    • New York Post
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Skin-crawlingly awful.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Tacky-looking, incoherent, badly acted and hopelessly directed disaster is easily the dullest adventure film of 2000.
    • New York Post
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Under Jordan Susman's inept direction, these twentysomething airheads, angry about the proliferation of Starbucks outlets and other societal ills, all resemble nubile models.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    So unremittingly awful that labeling it a dog probably constitutes cruelty to canines.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    Lethargically paced, badly edited and shot in hideous digital video.