For 2,325 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 Babel
Lowest review score: 0 Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Score distribution:
2,325 movie reviews
    • 14 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Arguably the most insipid movie released so far this century.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    An instant candidate for worst movie of the year.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Co-star Christina Applegate, who's much more at home in this down and dirty milieu, wipes the floor (in one scene, literally, in a ludicrous cat fight) with the erstwhile Oscar winner.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Director Uwe Boll and the actors provide scant reason to care in this crude '70s throwback.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Slow-moving, yawn-inducing remake.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    In execution, this clever idea is far less funny than the original, "Killers From Space," which was directed by W. Lee Wilder, the vastly less talented brother of the great Billy.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    We began this dismal movie season with one lethally bad World War II romance -- "Pearl Harbor" -- and now we're wrapping up with another howling dog.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The only pro involved in this amateurish labor of love is veteran character actor Arthur Nascarella, cast as Jack's florist father.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Pierre is at best competent as the star, director and writer of this good-natured compendium of ghetto movie clichés, which doesn't have an awful lot to offer in the way of laughs, pacing or originality.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Boring and desperately unfunny.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Shapeless, sloppy, badly paced mess.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Goes from being tediously terrible to downright gigglesome.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    More "the mild one" than "The Wild One."
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    It's so incoherent that at first you wonder if the reels are being shown out of order.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Desperately unfunny and unexciting.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A slow-moving, dirt-dull narrative crammed with clunky expository dialogue and obscure Biblical references.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A low-rent, slow-witted horror flick notable chiefly for its hilariously unsuccessful attempt to pass off Luxembourg City as New York City.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    This mess was directed with no skill whatsoever by Jesse Dylan, whose father, Bob, once urged us all to get stoned.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Amply demonstrates how even a movie with wall-to-wall action can be a crashing bore.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A toothless, dated Seventh Avenue satire with shaky script, direction and acting - is the movie equivalent of something you'd find on the deep-markdown rack at Daffy's.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Loud and unfunny, this cheesy-looking farce is mostly an excuse for a series of plugs.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Hollywood's Thanksgiving turkey arrives today - 27 days early - in the gobbling guise of the heavily hyped, brain-dead comedy, I Spy.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A truly repulsive piece of trash that says far more about the absence of values from contemporary filmmaking than the waywardness of teens.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Toothless, unbelievable and not particularly funny, New Suit is no threat to "The Player," "Swimming With Sharks" or "The Big Picture," to name but three more interesting pictures in this inside-baseball genre.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    You'd be better off renting Demi Moore's "Striptease."
    • 18 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The dreary, direct-to-video quality of the script, acting and cinematography in this latest entry seemed to inspire more yawns than screams, and not a few titters.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Not especially scary or funny, this lame comedy-thriller wastes a decent cast in a plodding tale.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    It's a shame, because the actors are so much better than the threadbare material.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    If you stay awake, you'll certainly feel more than a little ground down after watching perhaps 15 minutes of skateboard footage padded out with nearly 90 minutes of strenuously unfunny toilet humor - all cheaply filmed on a budget that looks as if it would scarcely cover the catering bill for "Gigli."
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The only prize this shamelessly derivative schlock is likely to be in the running for is the year's dullest thriller.