For 2,301 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.9 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mick LaSalle's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 The Artist
Lowest review score: 0 License to Wed
Score distribution:
2,301 movie reviews
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Super- violent, super-serious and super-stupid.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In its second half, Outlander falls apart completely, becoming nothing but a violent, mindless monster movie along the lines of "Alien vs. Predator."
    • 81 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    On its own terms, the film is overlong, repetitive and lacks impact. Even if this were the first gorilla-in-love movie ever made, audiences would come away vaguely dissatisfied, suspecting there was an intriguing idea buried somewhere in here, but it didn't quite come off.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The most enjoyable way to watch Surveillance - "enjoyable," in the relative sense - is to take its awfulness for granted and pay attention to everything Bill Pullman does.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    So you get comments from the likes of Paul Rudd, Adam Carolla and Judd Apatow, all trying to be funny, but not one says anything remotely amusing or worth hearing.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Arrives in theaters today with a sheet over its head and a tag on its toe. So to speak. What we have here is a complete systemic failure, a comedy that's not funny, with action that's not thrilling.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Imagine the worst "Deadwood" episode ever, and you'll get an idea of the general tone of Beowulf & Grendel, which is full of anachronistic cursing, tortured syntax, dark humor and lots of hairy, homely, filthy-looking people.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Serious Moonlight is a tonal disaster, distasteful and sentimental by turns. It was probably a mistake to have Hines try to walk that same delicate line that took Shelly her entire career to master.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Supercharged and lifeless, frenetic and stone-cold dead, a barrage of action scenes that look fake, yet make you wonder if fake is the new real.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A dreadful exercise, with a script full of contradictions and empty gestures and a leading lady who's such a novice it hurts to watch her.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Ex isn't painful, horrible or despicable, but it is an amazing mess.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Consists of long stretches of boredom, banal dialogue and contorted metaphors, interrupted by flashes of ugliness. See it if you want to be put off of sex for a month - longer if you're older, and perhaps for years if you're very young.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Neither funny nor outrageous nor horrifying nor conventionally affecting.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A disappointment, a precious and grotesque exercise reminiscent of Jean-Pierre Jeunet's "Delicatessen," only less amusing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Showcasing three individuals whose spiritual and physical journeys are both repellent and mundane, the film is just a long and pointless slog.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A cute movie, a little too cute and a little too aware of its own cuteness.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's great to see cherished, longtime stars in big roles to which they can bring so much spontaneity and finesse; you wish only that this movie were sturdier and had aimed higher. Judging from the bloopers that unreel during Grumpier Old Men's end credits, the cast had lots of fun making this movie--more fun, it would seem, than it is to watch.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Stone tries to make us like Alexander because he's good, when he should have made us want to watch Alexander because he's amazing.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The first and most honest thing to say about Miracle at St. Anna is that it's an awful mess.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Che
    If Soderbergh's ambition was to make us feel just how dull it would be to a woods-dwelling communist guerrilla, he succeeded.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Innocuous and dull.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is an embarrassing film. It's a sex comedy that sets itself up as a satire of middle-class mores, except there's no truth behind any of its observations. LaBute tries to be shocking and manages only to be shockingly puerile -- tasteless in a high-school-boyish sort of way.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Yes
    Mostly unbearable.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Franco Zeffirelli's Hamlet, a senselessly adapted, ill-conceived, poorly acted mess of a film that's guaranteed to frustrate anyone who loves the play and to put everybody else to sleep. [18 Jan 1991]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Attempts to convey emotional dislocation and passion at the same time. All we get is distance.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Chamber has nowhere to go and it goes there slowly, flirting in all directions.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The emotional core of the movie, the relationship between Nicky and Jess, lacks impact, mostly because you can’t believe a word that they say, but also because Smith is not a strong leading man.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Promised to be the season's thoughtful action picture, turns out to have few thoughts and no thrills.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Jaw-droppingly awful.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film is obvious, weak and scattered and seems more like a practical joke than a work of genuine passion. It is without exaggeration one of the most blindingly boring films I've seen in years.

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