For 2,328 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mick LaSalle's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Donnie Brasco
Lowest review score: 0 Pumpkin
Score distribution:
2,328 movie reviews
    • 83 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In the important things, in all the ways that really count, Caché is a handsome fraud.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    On its own terms, the film is overlong, repetitive and lacks impact. Even if this were the first gorilla-in-love movie ever made, audiences would come away vaguely dissatisfied, suspecting there was an intriguing idea buried somewhere in here, but it didn't quite come off.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This picture is disgusting. [15 Aug 1986]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 79 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Only Lovers Left Alive is simply dead, an exercise in style, bland humor and vague gesture that yet seems to have been made in the naive expectation of a conventional response - that is, of an audience's actually caring.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Martha Marcy May Marlene is a strange case, a drama that's disturbing and yet inert. Writer-director Sean Durkin builds an atmosphere of dread, which means that he persuades us to believe in the characters and in the central situation. But he doesn't build interest.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Film anybody's trip to Italy, and it would be more interesting than this, or at least equally boring.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Attack the Block is the other alien-invasion movie opening today, the lousy one, the one from Britain. In Britain, it's probably just a regular bad movie, but here - with accents that are barely comprehensible and in-jokes about council flats, not to mention a swerving handheld camera and some of the cheapest effects since "Night of the Lepus" - it's surprising this thing ever got released.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is not one of the good Altmans. This isn't even one of the mediocre Altmans.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Great to look at but not much fun to watch… An emotionally uncommitted picture that's smirky and mawkish, by turns, and at heart, empty. [14 Dec 1990, Daily Datebook, p.E1]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 73 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It will bring joy in a way certainly not intended, as one of the most gloriously and unwittingly silly films ever devised by a major American filmmaker.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Here's a tiresome feature that could be made into a wonderful 20-minute film -- or, with a few adjustments, into two or three 10-minute shorts.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Anyone can make a bad movie, but it takes a good filmmaker to make one as bad as I'm Not There.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie suffers from two fatal ailments -- a dearth of vitality and a story that's shapeless and uninflected.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Despite its actors, its lush photography and its obvious seriousness of purpose, is as close to a form of torture as any film ever devised. I can't think of any individuals I dislike so much as to force them to see this picture.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Mean-spirited and not remotely clever, though it strives for archness at every turn.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Muddled and endless.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Liotta's acting can't redeem senseless violence.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie's excruciating length is without dramatic or thematic justification.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It wimped out by blanding down the story and the characters to the point where she isn't really a shrew and he isn't really a maniac.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The bottom line with Andrea Arnold's Wuthering Heights is that the writer-director has taken Emily Brontë's tale of undying passion and rendered it passionless.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is an embarrassing film. It's a sex comedy that sets itself up as a satire of middle-class mores, except there's no truth behind any of its observations. LaBute tries to be shocking and manages only to be shockingly puerile -- tasteless in a high-school-boyish sort of way.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An empty exercise.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The picture, which marks the debut of Mexican film maker Guillermo del Toro, is a dull hybrid - a ponderous art film crossed with a vampire story. [06 May 1994]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 69 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    More than confusing. It's opaque.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An agony of bad plotting and whimsical, lifeless scenes.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It boggles the mind that after six years of silence, all Tarantino has to offer is this garbage.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film occupies that peculiar space that many of us would prefer to believe doesn’t exist, a movie that’s worthy but often inert, by turns enriching and enervating: a good boring movie.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It is a very good performance in a very bad movie.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Its story meanders and doesn't build, and the pace is deadly.
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie is overplotted, a soulless maze of special effects and relentless action.

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