For 2,524 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mick LaSalle's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Hotel Rwanda
Lowest review score: 0 The Transporter
Score distribution:
2524 movie reviews
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    [Hartley] changes the script enough so that the integrity of his experiment goes out the window. But he doesn't change enough so that the narrative can have any suspense.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's something painful about watching Scarlett Johansson, who looks as if she never had an indecisive moment in her life, struggle to seem ineffectual.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Jaw-droppingly awful.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's just off, odd and joyless.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film is obvious, weak and scattered and seems more like a practical joke than a work of genuine passion. It is without exaggeration one of the most blindingly boring films I've seen in years.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's great to see cherished, longtime stars in big roles to which they can bring so much spontaneity and finesse; you wish only that this movie were sturdier and had aimed higher. Judging from the bloopers that unreel during Grumpier Old Men's end credits, the cast had lots of fun making this movie--more fun, it would seem, than it is to watch.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Has that title going for it, which might annoy or provoke you. It makes me suspicious. It's the kind of flashy, meaningless title that's usually given to drab, pointless films.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    For about an hour of its running time, The Magic of Belle Isle seems like a tiresome, sentimental and slow-moving story about a grumpy old man redeemed by the sweet spirit of a rural town and by the nice family that lives next door. But no, it's even worse than that.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film doesn't make a case for Lavoe as an important artist.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Lucas Black, who looks as much like a high school kid as George Bernard Shaw, speaks in a thick Southern accent that hasn't been heard on any leading man since the second act of "Our American Cousin."
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The comedy, to the extent there is any, consists mainly of Carrey's verbal asides and strained reactions to people. The script gives him very little to work with.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    An amazing film amazingly tasteless, tin-eared and awkward, but amazing all the same. Anyone with a predilection for bad movies might want to see it, if only in an inspecting-the-wreckage spirit, since because movies this misguided come but once or twice a year.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This isn't absurdity. This is nonsense - and it's as boring as nonsense.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A single 125-minute monstrosity of a cop movie.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    One of those comedies in which almost everything good about it is extraneous. There are funny lines and quirky bits, but in terms of story and character, the movie is empty and pointless.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Spins an unconvincing, miscast noir tale.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Not only not funny, it's unfunny. It kills humor. Sit in a room by yourself, look at a blank screen for 90 minutes, and you'll have more of a chance of laughing at your own thoughts than you will at this movie.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Hesher is about as awful as independent films get, a mix of ugliness and unearned sentiment, with a flat story, repellent and pathetic characters and dialogue that consists of lots of stammering and cursing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Chamber has nowhere to go and it goes there slowly, flirting in all directions.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    SWAT is better than "Gigli," but so is most outpatient surgery.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In the end, what we have here is a Tarzan movie made by people who don’t understand the appeal of Tarzan. He’s about joy and abandon and the fantasy of living in harmony with creation. He’s not about the struggle in the Congo.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is a half-hearted, derivative action film with not a single honest artistic impulse behind it.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    No matter how guilty our knucklehead-protagonist's victims supposedly are, it's difficult to maintain a rooting interest.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The script is weak and unrelenting. The stunts are unspectacular. The special effects are nothing you haven't seen before. But worst of all, there's the spectacle of Schwarzenegger glorying in the wonder of Schwarzenegger. [18 Jun 1993, p.C1]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    One pities poor Molly Parker, a fine actress who was somehow persuaded to disrobe for this degrading and dispiriting Wayne Wang film.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A repellent, stupid film.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Achingly long and pointless, "Runs" is a movie about family that's dishonest in its presentation of every relationship.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Just because it's a conscious commentary on other vile, useless, pointless cinematic exercises doesn't make it any less vile, useless and pointless.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Perfunctory, thrill- free sequel.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    “Batman v Superman” is an insanely long and convoluted action movie, made worse by an air of importance. It’s dispiriting and visually bland.

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