For 2,312 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mick LaSalle's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 American Hustle
Lowest review score: 0 The Avengers
Score distribution:
2,312 movie reviews
    • 62 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Exactly one minute longer than its predecessor, but it's a dragged-out exercise, with no epic scale and no spirit worth talking about.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Here's the tricky thing about The Strangers. Sure, it uses cinema to ends that are objectionable and vile ... but it does it well, with more than usual skill.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Serious intent may be lurking somewhere in there, but it's buried under layers of stupidity - not just stupid jokes, which is what you want from Sandler, but also stupid, shallow thinking.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Remaking Get Smart for the big screen might have sounded like a bad idea, but the movie shows it to have been something else: a REALLY bad idea.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Australia shows all the signs of having been a labor of love for director Baz Luhrmann. One problem: It's his love, and the audience's labor.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As for Fraser, his clumsy humanity is endearing, but by now, assuming he has invested wisely, he should have enough money saved so as to not have to waste his talent anymore.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    When Christian Bale allowed himself to play Bruce Wayne in "Batman Begins," he was slumming - and to good effect. But with Terminator Salvation, this ostensibly serious actor takes up residence in the action ghetto, and it's not a good fit.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The first and most honest thing to say about Miracle at St. Anna is that it's an awful mess.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A single 125-minute monstrosity of a cop movie.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    RocknRolla attempts to depict a world of ever-expanding chaos. But the chaos is only in the way the story is told. The actual vision Ritchie offers is pedestrian and tame.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    With its flat story, numbed-out protagonist, and faux artistic lighting and set design - everything is dark or moody or darkishly moody or moodily dark - Max Payne seems a good half hour longer than its running time.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A mess.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Che
    If Soderbergh's ambition was to make us feel just how dull it would be to a woods-dwelling communist guerrilla, he succeeded.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The comedy, to the extent there is any, consists mainly of Carrey's verbal asides and strained reactions to people. The script gives him very little to work with.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie's excruciating length is without dramatic or thematic justification.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Witless banter might have won Ginger Rogers for Fred Astaire, but Thompson is too smart for that.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In its second half, Outlander falls apart completely, becoming nothing but a violent, mindless monster movie along the lines of "Alien vs. Predator."
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Two awful things about Push are at least interesting: The first is the way in which the story is confused. The second is that the story makes no sense.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    More than confusing. It's opaque.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The result is that rare movie specimen, a completely intentional, expertly guided work of art that fails almost completely.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Has a gutsy premise, but no guts.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Ill conceived and unworthy (and dull and ridiculous).
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Moon is boring. Agonizingly, deadeningly, coma-inducingly, they-could-bury-you-alive-accidentally boring.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The most enjoyable way to watch Surveillance - "enjoyable," in the relative sense - is to take its awfulness for granted and pay attention to everything Bill Pullman does.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The bad outweighs the good and the cringes outnumber the laughs in Brüno, a disappointment from Sacha Baron Cohen, whose "Borat" was one of the funniest movies of the decade.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Scorsese stuffs the film with heavy-handed art direction and piles on a ludicrously ominous soundtrack. The soundtrack is a constant reminder of the movie's importance and only highlights its unimportance.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A cute movie, a little too cute and a little too aware of its own cuteness.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An empty exercise.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a gorefest, a borefest and a snorefest.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Setting out to make a cult movie is almost as strange as setting out to make a camp movie. Or setting out to make a movie that's so bad it's good. If you know you're doing it, you're not really doing it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The production values are first rate. But you will wait in vain to hear a good reason for this movie's existence.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Owen is a magnetic, sensitive presence at the center of a movie that doesn't deserve him and that barely deserves to be seen.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film ends up landing in a confused middle category. It's neither a coherent, discrete work nor a zany tribute to the late actor.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Serious Moonlight is a tonal disaster, distasteful and sentimental by turns. It was probably a mistake to have Hines try to walk that same delicate line that took Shelly her entire career to master.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    John Lennon once said, "There's a great woman behind every idiot." This time, I'm counting seven of them.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Saint John of Las Vegas was a bad script that somehow got made into a bad movie with good people in it.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Holes in the script, overwrought camera work, dialogue that's embarrassing, and a plot device that's obvious 10 minutes into the movie - all these are major problems.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Represents his (Smith) first act of cinematic cynicism, his first crime against his own talent. With this action comedy, he has given us 110 worthless minutes, a bad formula movie like every other bad formula movie.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Take the worst things about independent movies - the wallowing in an unpleasantness, the narrative unsteadiness, the next-to-no story. Then combine those with a hefty dose of light comedy. The result: the big, fat tonal mess that is Happy Tears, a charmless film about two sisters who come together to care for their demented father.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The bottom line here is that Cyrus is ghastly in The Last Song, bad not just in one or two ways, but in all kinds of ways.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Losers is boring. It's predictable. It's so, so active, and yet so, so dead.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    What we have in this film is a whole lot of nothing, and the little that's there is irritating.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a strange thing, this type of whimsy. Kari offers us ideas in place of characters, and yet he expects us to see through these ideas to the real-life conditions they represent - and then to respond to them in kind.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Twenty minutes in, the movie is already operating at a deficit, and it never recovers.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Highly visual but cold. It's undeniably inventive, but also relentlessly fey and self-consciously zany and, in terms of story, it moves with audacious slowness.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The worst kind of avant-garde film, one that hides its lack of commitment to the story, the characters and the genre under cover of being experimental. It mocks form and plays with form but offers nothing in its place, just boredom, emptiness and the oldest metaphor in captivity, about grass coming up through concrete.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Standing Ovation is an innovative film in the sense that every minute or so it comes up with a different way of being annoying. Moreover, it often goes for a layered effect, in which it's annoying in two or three ways simultaneously.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It turns out to be just as bad as any routine French romantic comedy - illogical, inconsistent and sloppily written, a charmless, tasteless, witless waste of time.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As vile, unredeeming and thoroughly unpleasant experiences go, I Spit on Your Grave at least has one thing interesting about it. It's a document of the most paranoid fantasies that urban, Northern people have about a rural Southern people.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There are all kinds of bad movies in the world, but it's really only stardom that can create the exact variety of cinematic abortion we find in The Tourist.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Suffers from some of the deficiencies common to first features. It is sincere and earnest but the product of an assumption that the milieu itself is compelling enough to command an audience's attention.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The comedy never really takes off because it's phony.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's nothing here but a concept and a marketing and merchandising strategy, at the center of which somebody - oh, no - had to come up with an actual movie.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Sometimes it's unpleasant, sometimes it's insincere, and for long stretches it's boring.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Hesher is about as awful as independent films get, a mix of ugliness and unearned sentiment, with a flat story, repellent and pathetic characters and dialogue that consists of lots of stammering and cursing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This isn't absurdity. This is nonsense - and it's as boring as nonsense.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A ghastly sequel to a charming animated film.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Everything about the idea of Mr. Popper's Penguins sounds lovely, and everything about the actual movie is ugly.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's unpleasant where it should be pleasant, convoluted where it should be streamlined, anxiety provoking where it should be easy, and long, long, long - at least 20 minutes longer than it has a right to be.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Wexler gets tired of his own movie near the end of it. The viewer will get tired in 15 minutes.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This latest from director Wayne Wang, about the friendship of two young women, travels from 2011 to 1997 to 1829 to 1838, in search of a reason for the audience to keep watching and start caring. That reason is never found.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Morgan Freeman's voice is heard as the narrator, which is in itself the stuff of parody. Then we listen and get lost within two sentences, because the narration is so poorly written that Freeman himself probably didn't know what he was talking about.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Here Balasko, best known as a comedian, is particularly satisfying. But the reward is too small on the investment, and the film's resolution is downright irritating - not just a waste of time, but a waste of time with attitude.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    With The Way, writer-director Emilio Estevez has made a respectable failure. What's respectable - and undeniable - is that this is a sincere effort to make a film of sensitivity and spiritual richness.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Martha Marcy May Marlene is a strange case, a drama that's disturbing and yet inert. Writer-director Sean Durkin builds an atmosphere of dread, which means that he persuades us to believe in the characters and in the central situation. But he doesn't build interest.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie's bereftness of invention can be measured by how no story element builds on another. Instead, Happy Feet Two is plotted so that a bunch of disparate things happen, until it's time to end the movie.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie is a mess.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Innocuous and dull.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A mix of the powerful and the ridiculous, and eventually the ridiculous wins. The movie deals with a big subject that has received scant treatment in movies - the genocide in Bosnia in the 1990s - giving voice and testimony to what happened there. But the ill-conceived fictional elements take the picture right off the rails.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Safe House is an idea for a movie. It's a few blustery gestures in the direction of a story, with five good actors doing their best, trying to hold up the barest frame of an idea, while investing the surrounding emptiness with all the truth they can muster.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Whatever else W.E. may be (lousy, a waste of time, tin-eared, sleep-inducing, occasionally laughable, etc.), it's sincere and ambitious.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It plays like a string of cliches linked together to form a movie with not a single moment of surprise or originality.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It is a very good performance in a very bad movie.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The opening to John Carter is a dud, a battle between airships made of woven bamboo, bursting into computer-generated flame over a sandy terrain. There's nothing to see, nothing to think about, nothing to care about, and nothing to feel, just emptiness. The emptiness is never filled over the course of 132 long, barren minutes.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A handful of acting moments aside, Being Flynn is a drama without much in the way of rewards.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    You can almost say it simulates an experience of brain injury in the audience: Nothing adheres, nothing connects. It's just nonstop cuteness, poses and emptiness - with nothing logically following from one moment to the next. It would be exaggerating to call it torture, and yet why split hairs?
    • 14 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In the long history of bad movies about bad illnesses, A Little Bit of Heaven just might be the worst.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A useless film in every possible way.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    So you get comments from the likes of Paul Rudd, Adam Carolla and Judd Apatow, all trying to be funny, but not one says anything remotely amusing or worth hearing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Suffers from a problem in its rhythm. It's not that its pace is too slow, but that it's too regular, and this lack of syncopation makes it feel slow.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If For Greater Glory were a person, it would be wearing two different socks. It is a scattered mess, as earnest as a folk song, but like a folk song that goes on for two hours and 23 minutes. Not only does it never justify its epic length, it gets even the small things wrong.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's monumentally coarse and vulgar, aimed at the mentality of a 14-year-old locked inside his father's liquor cabinet, and nothing about it is funny, least of all Adam Sandler.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    For about an hour of its running time, The Magic of Belle Isle seems like a tiresome, sentimental and slow-moving story about a grumpy old man redeemed by the sweet spirit of a rural town and by the nice family that lives next door. But no, it's even worse than that.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As far as formulaic, empty and disappointing comedies go, The Watch is far from the worst. About every seven or eight minutes, perhaps a dozen times over the course of the picture, the movie generates a medium-size laugh. Not a big laugh.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The big disappointment of The Babymakers is that it doesn't come close to being worthy of its two stars, Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Bourne series ended with the last installment, and now comes a 135-minute death rattle called The Bourne Legacy. It's a peculiar movie, both over-plotted and under-plotted, encumbered by layers of detail and yet with no details invested in or developed.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    How many doubts can Lee possibly cram into one motion picture? Red Hook Summer has almost too many to count: moments that go clunk, followed by others that go clang; actors who talk as if reading their lines off cue cards or rehearsing them for the first time; and set pieces that lie there.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An agony of bad plotting and whimsical, lifeless scenes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Butter is a misfire. At 90 minutes it feels inflated, and though clearly intended as funny, it's difficult to locate, except in the most general terms, the focus of the movie's satire, and there's not a laugh to be had.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The bottom line with Andrea Arnold's Wuthering Heights is that the writer-director has taken Emily Brontë's tale of undying passion and rendered it passionless.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Worst of all, in promoting its hero's eccentric journey as a voyage of healing, the movie replaces emotional precision and intellectual honesty with syrupy sincerity and insistence. It turns boring and cute and begs us to love it.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    You know there is something seriously wrong with Anna Karenina when you start rooting for the train.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Unfortunately, the characters are so programmatic, the premise so ridiculous and the situations so far-fetched even if you accept that premise that no energy can be built, and the little that's there can't be sustained. Red Dawn is a vigorous but pointless exercise.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If you loved the earlier films, these are moments you will hold on to, but they're very few, and they're not enough.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The real problem with This Is 40 is its lack of truth, that Apatow wanted to express something about married life, and it eluded him. After all, no less than Kierkegaard once said that the actual dynamics of marriage are beyond the scope of art, and he was the best movie critic of the 19th century.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie equivalent of an idiot who, to avoid scorn, starts acting like an even bigger idiot, so as to get in on the joke, too...It takes everything and nothing seriously, depending on what the filmmakers think they can get away with at any given moment, and the result, while not painful to watch, is ridiculous.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Identity Thief is not only not funny. It's negative funny. It's short on laughs, but it will disturb and annoy.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Every single thing wrong with John Dies at the End might have been avoided had John died at the beginning, along with all the other characters, transforming an awful full-length movie into a harmless five-minute short.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's only so much Soderbergh can do. Gray's Anatomy is made up mainly of Gray, and there's a whole lot of Gray going on. The story is unremarkable. Gray's observations, pedestrian.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It has a weak story that provides no tension, feeling or interest. Its opening action sequence is just a long, drawn-out dud, filmed by director John Moore in the worst modern style of quick cuts and smeary, jittery photography.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    That was probably writer-director Roman Coppola's main responsibility in "Charles Swan," to give the audience a character worth watching. Get that right, and everything else falls into place. Get that wrong, and the audience finds out just how long 84 minutes can be. The answer: really long.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie reveals itself as not merely dull, but pointless.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Just because it's a conscious commentary on other vile, useless, pointless cinematic exercises doesn't make it any less vile, useless and pointless.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This remake of the 1981 horror classic starts well, but it soon degenerates into tiresome shock gore that overstays its welcome, despite the film's modest run time. Jane Levy as a heroin addict going through withdrawal is the one bright spot.
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Credit the director for one thing. He could have stretched it to three hours, but he gets in and out of this mess in less than two.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If the first "Hangover" movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix of comedy and drama, a complete waste of time, with exactly one good joke in the entire movie. It comes in the first minute. After that, you can leave.
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Jaden is not ready for his solo spotlight, and the film is the same action over and over. Another bad movie from Shyamalan.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If this is the best we can do in terms of movies - if something like this can speak to the soul of audiences - maybe we should just turn over the cameras and the equipment to the alien dinosaurs and see what they come up with.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The temptation arises to say something nice about Grown Ups 2 just because it doesn't cause injury. But no, it's a bad movie, too, just old-school bad, the kind that's merely lousy and not an occasion for migraines or night sweats.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The To Do List is a romantic comedy with no romance and little comedy, but with an ugliness of spirit that's surprising and unrelenting.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Ugly, gore-strewn and, ultimately, ridiculous.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a complete mess, the spectacle of filmmakers blowing up their movie and everything in it, because they can't think of anything else to do.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Runner Runner is less than mediocre, but it's not repellent, which means that to watch it is to root for it - and to be disappointed.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Rarely do two lines go by without Fellowes changing something, always for the worse.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a tepid, quiet and uneventful film, directed almost in slow motion, with no narrative propulsion and with a succession of very similar scenes. The actors speak softly and pause a lot. And in the background is the steady hum of the soundtrack.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's possible there has never been anything like it. It contains memorable dialogue, vivid characters and several superb scenes, and yet it still manages to be wrong, a complete miscalculation.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As good as The Motel Life is for the actors, that's how bad it is for the viewer.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Drama is as much about perspective as it is about events, and the angle provided by How I Live Now turns out to be self-defeating.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It shambles and ambles, seemingly without focus or pattern, from one thing to the next. Yet at the same time, it's predictable, not from moment to moment, but in its outlines.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Results are all that matter, and the result here is that The Desolation of Smaug fails in almost every way, as a story, as an adventure, as a piece of art direction and as a visual spectacle.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If, while watching The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, you start wondering why Ben Stiller is acting strange, the answer comes during the closing credits: "Directed by Ben Stiller."
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    August: Osage County was a three-hour play that felt like two hours. It has been made into a two-hour movie that feels like a month.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If you think of Pompeii as a ride, a conveyance for special effects, and not anything resembling an emotional experience, indifference can almost be a good thing.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    "300" was an innovative and imaginative action film, but the follow-up, 300: Rise of an Empire, is nothing but a disappointment.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Consists of long stretches of boredom, banal dialogue and contorted metaphors, interrupted by flashes of ugliness. See it if you want to be put off of sex for a month - longer if you're older, and perhaps for years if you're very young.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There are phony movies made every week, but this is in a different category - a phony movie that seems a distortion of something real, a phony movie offered in place of the real movie von Trier could have made, but it would have cost him something. Some blood, some truth, some soul. What we're left with instead is an empty gesture.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Only Lovers Left Alive is simply dead, an exercise in style, bland humor and vague gesture that yet seems to have been made in the naive expectation of a conventional response - that is, of an audience's actually caring.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Faced with a story that doesn't make much sense, the filmmakers switch gears and try for a sociological statement - something about the marginalized and the neglected. This makes for a funny last five minutes, but sad, too, because Walker was better than this, even if his movies sometimes weren't.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Badly made and poorly written, Blended is a rehash of Adam Sandler's 2011 comedy "Just Go With It," only without Jennifer Aniston and without laughs. It not only gets the big things wrong. It gets the small, easy things wrong.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Gradually, FX2 ties itself into a knot it can't undo even with the most desperate of measures. Everything is left hanging, and by the end the plotting is so clumsy it's embarrassing. [10 May 1991, p.E3]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Signal starts off as an alien version of "Blair Witch Project" and then drifts off into cold plotlessness. But for a while, a little while, it seems like it just might be interesting.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Dutch thriller Borgman gets credit for being original, but not for being original in a compelling way.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As a first-time director, Falcone has trouble maintaining a specific tone - the movie wobbles back and forth between sentimentality and silliness, sometimes even within the same scene.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's as if there's a barrier between the viewer and the story that never comes down.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Hellion is so sincere and so dull that some might mistake it for a true work of art.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Really, The Expendables 3 has only one thing going for it, beyond the unremarkable novelty of seeing lots of celebrities in a lousy movie. It has Mel Gibson, who is at his grim, tormented and quirky best here, playing someone who has crossed a moral line and has no regrets.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Film anybody's trip to Italy, and it would be more interesting than this, or at least equally boring.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Ouija has something wrong with it from the first five minutes.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is anti-funny, where every attempt at a joke is like a little rock thrown at your face.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Only in the movie business could someone sell such shoddy merchandise and expect people to buy it. If The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 were an appliance, it would be a broken toaster that people would toss in the garbage. Except that analogy is too kind, in that “Mockingjay” would be half a toaster.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film occupies that peculiar space that many of us would prefer to believe doesn’t exist, a movie that’s worthy but often inert, by turns enriching and enervating: a good boring movie.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Blackhat is pretty much nonsense, which Mann directs with such misplaced energy and with such little natural instinct for the material that, for most of the running time, the movie’s problems seem entirely his fault.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It’s just bad. It’s boring, folks.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The emotional core of the movie, the relationship between Nicky and Jess, lacks impact, mostly because you can’t believe a word that they say, but also because Smith is not a strong leading man.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Lazarus Effect is not the usual mindless thriller, but it’s as flat as an open soda from last week, with dull characters and virtually every scene taking place in a single location. It looks as if it cost about 12 bucks to make — and somebody got robbed.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The action comes so fast and furious in Furious 7 that, for all the explosions and overturned cars and missiles fired on downtown Los Angeles, it becomes a dull muddle. Here and there, we get the imaginative and outrageous stunts this series is famous for, but mostly the movie plods along, muscling through without much life or spirit.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Someone should steal this concept and make a decent movie out of it.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Road Within is never good. The presentation of Tourette’s syndrome may be authentic, but everything else about the movie — the emotions, the characters, the situations — rings false.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Supercharged and lifeless, frenetic and stone-cold dead, a barrage of action scenes that look fake, yet make you wonder if fake is the new real.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    So there’s nothing here to see, except maybe the white dress that Vergara wears in her first scene.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Saint Laurent’s designs and working life take a backseat to scenes of him stuffing his face with pills, accidentally poisoning his dog and sleepwalking through sex with a variety of lovers. Two and a half hours of this. Bonello might as well have shown him sleeping eight hours or using the toilet for all that says about the man and his work.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 12 Mick LaSalle
    The best thing in the movie is Peter MacNicol as Dana's boss at the museum, a slippery character with an incomprehensible accent. [16 Jun 1989, p. E1]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 42 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Doesn't work at all. Even the structure is off.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The race is on for worst film of the year honors. Among the top contenders: Men Cry Bullets.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Muddled and endless.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Despite its actors, its lush photography and its obvious seriousness of purpose, is as close to a form of torture as any film ever devised. I can't think of any individuals I dislike so much as to force them to see this picture.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    In slightly less than 1,000 years, the competition for worst film of the third millennium will be fierce. Yet the smart money may well be on the Korean art film Lies.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Duller than first version.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The whole movie is like that: cute, dead and endless.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Truly awful.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's a completely botched effort -- botched in its direction, its writing and editing.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It is possible to watch 90 minutes of this comedy without once cracking a smile. [12 Jan 1994]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's a dishonest satire that manages to be (disingenuously) contemptuous of white people and (unintentionally) condescending toward black people, without ever being funny.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Gerry is ragingly bad art that contributes to a definition of independent film as something no one would want to sit through.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    That the movie becomes silly isn't necessarily a problem, but it also becomes tiresome, degenerating into a series of martial arts interludes -- everyone unaccountably leaves his guns at home.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Remarkably empty, remarkably noisy, remarkably pleasureless. It's unwatchable.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Achingly long and pointless, "Runs" is a movie about family that's dishonest in its presentation of every relationship.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    One of the downsides of living in a free society is that every so often someone like Myles Berkowitz gets hold of a camera.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Even camp status eludes this tepid and misguided picture.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The film is a failure in just about every way, save for its acting, which is adequate.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Movies don't get much worse.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    A sour story with a repellent lead character, deadly comic schtick and tin-eared direction to produce 90 minutes of sheer, plodding mirthlessness.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Desperately unfunny action comedy.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The equivalent of a full-course meal with no calories. It is a mirage of a movie, 100 minutes of nothing.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    An amazing film amazingly tasteless, tin-eared and awkward, but amazing all the same. Anyone with a predilection for bad movies might want to see it, if only in an inspecting-the-wreckage spirit, since because movies this misguided come but once or twice a year.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Proves that it's possible to make a movie so tasteless and so crude that audiences don't laugh. This is worthwhile information. It means there's a limit.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's so low it scrapes through the barrel and deep into the earth's core. It's the lowest piece of garbage to hit screens in months.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The most thoroughly joyless and inept film of the year, and one of the worst of the decade. We're talking about a disaster, and not of the fun "Showgirls" variety, either.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    If garbage could think, it would look down on 9 Dead Gay Guys as garbage.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Sommers film just lies there, weighted down by a complete lack of wit, artfulness and internal logic. So it's a disaster -- a big, loud, boring wreck.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Take a wretched premise. Imagine the worst picture that could be made from it. Then imagine something even worse. That's Alien vs. Predator.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Four screenwriters are credited with this sloppy piece of work. Divide the embarrassment into quarters.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The most shocking thing about Harry and Max isn't the subject matter. The most shocking thing is just how tepid it is.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez had their fun with From Dusk Till Dawn, and now they need to stay away from each other. For their own good. Forever.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    How bad does it get? How far past the basement can one elevator go?
    • 67 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    In trouble from its first minutes.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    In stiff competition for the lamest thing ever put on celluloid.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    This may be hard to believe, but there's not a single moment of drama or tension in any of the action sequences. And the film is made up almost entirely of action.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    A graceless, embarrassing effort.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The best bits come in the first few minutes -- or maybe the jokes just seem fresher then.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The result is embarrassing: quick cuts and shaky, hand- held camera work, bad acting and lots of attitude.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    With Lake at the center, something that could have been innocuous becomes painful, and a sure shot at mediocrity is transformed into one of the worst films of the year.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    No more than a minute into this, and it becomes obvious that the next 98 are going to be trouble.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The script is weak and unrelenting. The stunts are unspectacular. The special effects are nothing you haven't seen before. But worst of all, there's the spectacle of Schwarzenegger glorying in the wonder of Schwarzenegger. [18 Jun 1993, p.C1]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Cocktail is unbelievable - a picture that sets itself up as a gritty, authentic character study but is laughable, false and stupid in all its details. The only connection to reality here is that there are actually such things as bartenders. [29 Jul 1988, p.E1]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    UHF
    In UHF we get 90 minutes of Al Yankovic, and that's 85 minutes too much. The problem isn't that he's weird, but that he isn't weird at all. The premises for his gags are commonplace and predictable, and his follow-throughs lack imagination. He seems incapable of spinning more than one tired joke from each set-up. [21 Jul 1989, p.E1]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    There's bad, there's awful and there's horrible, and then somewhere beyond that, in its own Kingdom of Lousy -- where all the milk curdles and the jokes aren't funny -- is License to Wed, the latest ghastly exercise starring Robin Williams.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Directed by Danny Boyle, it lacks even a single moment of charm or interest.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    As plain awful as Untraceable is, possibly the worst thing about it is that it pretends to mean something.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Aside from being vile and repellent, it's mainly dull - old-fashioned in its shock tactics and culminating in a ho-hum climax.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Inert, incompetent and emotionally fraudulent.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    A dull, boring, poorly acted, limply written and thoroughly unappealing fantasy, featuring bland characters locked in a struggle of no interest.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It is a colossal bomb, an epic miscalculation, an excuse for actor self-indulgence and for what sounds very much like bad improvisation.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    No matter how guilty our knucklehead-protagonist's victims supposedly are, it's difficult to maintain a rooting interest.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Attack the Block is the other alien-invasion movie opening today, the lousy one, the one from Britain. In Britain, it's probably just a regular bad movie, but here - with accents that are barely comprehensible and in-jokes about council flats, not to mention a swerving handheld camera and some of the cheapest effects since "Night of the Lepus" - it's surprising this thing ever got released.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    She's hopeless, he's hopeless, and this movie is just ghastly.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    There's nothing here but wreckage. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is so ineptly made that the story is advanced solely through announcements.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    An ugly, misguided exercise.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's just not enough to say that The Three Stooges is the death of comedy. Rather, it's the death, burial, putrefaction and decomposition of comedy. It is where comedy, once alive, ends up as dust blowing in the wind, like something out of a really bad Kansas song.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The Collection is bloody, disgusting and ridiculous, but the one thing it's not is horror, not real horror, not in the sense of tense or scary. It's not cinema, either. It's not even fun.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It represents 2 1/2 of the longest hours on record, a jumbled botch that is so confused in its purpose and so charmless in its effect that it must be seen to be believed, but better yet, no. Don't see it, don't believe it, not unless a case of restless leg syndrome sounds like a fun time at the movies.

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