Nick Schager, Slant Magazine
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For 63 reviews, this critic has graded:
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20% higher than the average critic
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77% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.5 points lower than other critics.
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Nick Schager's Scores
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 4 out of 63
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Mixed: 39 out of 63
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Negative: 20 out of 63
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movie reviews
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Nick Schager 100
Rob Zombie understands horror as an aural-visual experience that should gnaw at the nerves, seep into the subconscious, and beget unshakeable nightmares.- Posted Apr 14, 2013
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Nick Schager 80
It's Gruber's own remembrances (and a wealth of accompanying archival photos and film footage) that best mark her life as a case study in pioneering feminist courage, ambition and individualism. -
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Nick Schager 80
Summer Wars surprisingly celebrates togetherness and bravery as much as binary-mathematics expertise, all helped along by a kick-ass synthesis of traditional hand-drawn scenes and fluid, rainbow-explosive CG artistry.- Posted Dec 30, 2010
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Nick Schager 63
An outrageous based-on-real-life tale that's perfectly suited to director Michael Bay's insanely overblown stylistic and thematic temperament.- Posted Apr 24, 2013
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Nick Schager 60
Cribbing from countless Tinseltown efforts, this music-video-cum-perfume-ad is awash in excessively melodramatic flashbacks, car chases and references to the domestic illegal-immigration debate. -
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Nick Schager 60
An overall lack of adventurousness negates any genuine sense of surprise, but credit this Indian-themed indie for spicing up a familiar and routine dish with reasonably tasty flavor.- Posted Nov 16, 2010
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Nick Schager 60
The result is a work that radiates a boozy, Bukowski-esque downward spiral, all alcohol-fueled anger and aimless sadness.- Posted Dec 7, 2010
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Nick Schager 60
With both hostility and compassion, the damaged duo slowly come to understand themselves and their respective pain-a familiar path that's energized by subtle lead performances, a tactile sense of place and surprising insight into the way people connect as they help each other heal.- Posted Dec 12, 2010
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Nick Schager 60
Overflowing with super-slow motion, color filters and the clunkiest of flashbacks, The Last Lions frequently amplifies the melodrama to borderline-excessive proportions.- Posted Feb 15, 2011
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Nick Schager 60
A gonzo, if somewhat gimmicky, approach to advocating healthy living; it's like Super Size Me in reverse.- Posted Mar 30, 2011
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Nick Schager 60
The Best and the Brightest's sharp one-liners and strong cast, especially McDonald's gleefully lecherous performance as an unabashed Republican pervert, help make it a sturdy bit of subculture-tweaking silliness.- Posted Jun 21, 2011
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Nick Schager 60
The director's righteous anger is less restrained than his conventional vérité aesthetics and less off-putting than his one-sided approach to the issues at hand - an advocacy for alternative wind-turbine energy is suspiciously sketchy - yet he smartly allows coal-exploiting bigwigs plenty of screen time to properly hang themselves.- Posted May 31, 2011
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Nick Schager 60
Director Leanne Pooley's documentary on the sisters and their "anarchist variety act" is definitely a formulaic bit of portraiture, but given its engaging, pioneering subjects, gimmickry is hardly needed to spice things up.- Posted May 10, 2011
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Nick Schager 60
Anderson utilizes slow-motion 3-D to hyperbolic effect while again casting Jovovich as the epitome of badass sexiness.- Posted Sep 15, 2012
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Nick Schager 60
The burgeoning relationship between both the athletes, bonding over a kindred "otherness," is handled tastefully by director Kaspar Heidelbach, though the lack of new insights on the subject of National Socialism's wickedness ultimately reduces a well-staged film to a historical footnote.- Posted Sep 13, 2011
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Nick Schager 60
While that mood is ultimately a bit too monotonous to be completely persuasive, a strong cast convincingly captures the many ways in which adulthood proves far more complicated than what's imagined at 18.- Posted Sep 11, 2012
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Nick Schager 60
Long Shot confirms that achieving one's goals is rarely possible without the staunch support of others.- Posted Oct 23, 2012
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Nick Schager 60
The fictional filmmaker's rejection of "quirkiness" ends up, ironically, being embraced by the movie itself, but even at its most sitcomish, Karpovsky and Lowe's banter has a contentious authenticity that recognizes these industry grunts as vital and three-dimensional-no matter their nominal supporting status.- Posted Jan 22, 2013
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Nick Schager 60
Modest and affecting, it’s a portrait of the possibility of finding peace, contentment and self through both music and spirituality.- Posted May 7, 2013
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Nick Schager 50
Like far too many modern horror films, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane flaunts its knowledge of classic genre fundamentals but fails to do anything very clever or surprising with them.- Posted Apr 23, 2013
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Nick Schager 50
The film elevates the story of Jackie Robinson to that of cornball legend rather than just honoring his legitimately uplifting, heroic saga by telling it straight.- Posted Apr 10, 2013
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Nick Schager 40
Merely a paint-by-numbers condemnation of social intolerance. It's a slog of a sermon. -
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Nick Schager 40
A dog in wolf's clothing, Lionsgate's drab, anthropomorphic animal saga does little more than reconfirm the preeminence of Pixar. -
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Nick Schager 40
This behind-the-curtain portrait winds up revealing only the most superficial-and glaringly obvious-of truths. -
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Nick Schager 40
Despite the subtitles, it's basically a slice of formulaic Hollywood-style mythmaking, writ large and woefully empty. -
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Nick Schager 40
There's only one thing worse than a leaden moral fable that tackles issues of forgiveness with sledgehammer contrivances, and that's one that attempts to mask its manipulative corniness with an air of trumped-up gravity. -
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- Posted Feb 9, 2011
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Nick Schager 40
Unfortunately, Mumbai Diaries addresses these weighty concerns with such delicacy that they barely make an impact, thus calling further undue attention to the creakiness of the warhorse plot.- Posted Jan 20, 2011
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Nick Schager 40
Remember the "Seinfeld" episode in which Jerry and Elaine try to become friends with benefits, and set up unsustainable ground rules for their new arrangement? Imagine it rewritten by the Romantic Comeditron 2000 as a profanity-laced schmaltzfest, and you've got this tone-deaf dud.- Posted Jan 19, 2011
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Nick Schager 40
The movie's infrequent martial-arts centerpieces deliver the feeblest of punches.- Posted Apr 19, 2011
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