Owen Gleiberman
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For 2,347 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 67% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Owen Gleiberman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 Quiz Show
Lowest review score: 0 In the Cut
Score distribution:
2,347 movie reviews
    • 67 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    I gave up making heads or tails of Synecdoche, New York, but I did get one message: The compulsion to stand outside of one's life and observe it to THIS degree isn't the mechanism of art -- it's the structure of psychosis.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Orphan isn't scary -- it's garish and plodding.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    If you want to know how inept the movie is...well, it's so inept that you may wish you were watching an M. Night Shyamalan version of the very same premise.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Adam Sandler stars in a one-joke Caddyshack for the blitzed and jaded.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Most of The Man is as awful as last year's debacle, "Taxi," yet Levy, stuck in a no-brainer variation on Billy Crystal's predicament in "Analyze This," shows just enough noodgy passive-aggression to suggest what the movie might have been were it not shackled to buddy-action clich├ęs.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Asia Argento is not what I would call a good actress, but she's a prime specimen of train-wreck sexuality: a debauched Eurotrash starlet who oozes punk cred more than she does talent. It's not too hard to see why she wanted to write, direct, and star in The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Antonio Banderas is a charming and talented man, but in Take the Lead he lays on the old-world panache so thick - the accent, the flowery courtliness, the romance of romance - that he comes off like Dracula's metrosexual cousin.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    A few of the images are startling, but as Radha Mitchell (a good actress) wanders through a ghost town, searching for her lost daughter as though she was touring an abandoned movie set, Silent Hill is mostly paralyzing in its vagueness.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Even in her dullest vehicle, Lindsay Lohan exudes an unfakable shine.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    You can see what the film was going for, but the jokes just sit there; you chuckle a few times, mostly out of lame hope, but you never bust a gut, never really get what you came for.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    At least Ribisi's fake-cojones histrionics are fun. The rest of this "Donnie Brasco" knockoff, with James Marsden as a Gulf War veteran who goes undercover, is a turgid, ketchup-spattered dud.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    The results in Employee of the Month are toothless.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    No belief on earth can rescue Swank from a film that's a chain of disaster chintz masquerading as a sermon.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    He now imparts so many life lessons via his Rube Goldberg thresher devices that he's starting to turn into the Rod Serling of severed body parts. Now that's torture.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    For all of De Palma's studious multimedia trickery -- a valid, even inspired idea -- Redacted is so naive it's an embarrassment.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    The Farrelly brothers could burp out a movie funnier than The Hottie & the Nottie, a farce of corrupt stereotypes that's never more grotesque than when it pretends to be more than skin-deep.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    The premise is out of '70s porn, and so is the overbroad satire and almost total lack of conviction.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Myers is trying for another of his endearingly hormonal imp-egomaniacs, but hidden behind a wavy beard, a wax-curled mustache, and an astoundingly ugly squashed fake nose, he's a little too grotesque.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Most of this just seems, you know, so three years ago, so "Bourne" again.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    If you've always longed to see a Cold War satire done in the hit 'em over the head frantic camp mode of ''Love, American Style,'' then Company Man is the movie for you.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Lawrence is so ON that he appears to be gunning for clockwork bursts of audience approval.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    This rusty jalopy of a movie, which is so ramshackle it's nearly enough to make you forget how tossed-together the 1976 ''Car Wash'' was.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    The Medallion makes you long for Tucker -- and for Jackie Chan to fly without digital wings.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    How lame have high-concept, no-brain comedies gotten?
    • 32 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    It's hard to say what's more excruciating: Alex's novel, which is like ''The Great Gatsby'' rewritten by Lizzie McGuire, or his quarrelsome flirtation with Emma, who has no existence as a character apart from her drive to reshape Alex into a specimen of respectable tamed manhood.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    It was originally called ''Animal Husbandry,'' and while the producers were throwing away that title, they might have done well to chuck the movie along with it.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Has all the mood enhancing flavor of a tropical cocktail made with watered down rum and fake fruit juice.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    The fusion of cheekiness and deliberately overscaled fantasy never jells.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 33 Owen Gleiberman
    Bland to dismal.

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