Peter Hartlaub, San Francisco Chronicle
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For 359 reviews, this critic has graded:
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49% higher than the average critic
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48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.3 points lower than other critics.
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Peter Hartlaub's Scores
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 147 out of 359
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Mixed: 118 out of 359
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Negative: 94 out of 359
359
movie reviews
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Peter Hartlaub 25
At the heart of The Return is a murder that even the most bumbling homicide investigator could have solved in about 12 seconds. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
While Kal Penn manages a decent lead performance as Taj, the writing is terrible. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
May not be a very enjoyable movie, but at least the badness is in good taste. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
Props to the Weinstein Brothers for having the guts to release a slasher film on Christmas Day. Too bad this one is the cinematic equivalent of tryptophan. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
Besson is a pro when it comes to action movies, but this part live, part animation effort is a mess, highlighted by creepy animation, derivative plot points and a child star who speaks way too fast. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
Any good will built up during the decent first half hour is quickly vaporized. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
Not since "An American Werewolf in London" in 1981 reset the standard for man-to-wolf transformations has anyone tried to get away with special effects as pitiful as the ones in this movie. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
Ghost Rider has everything you don't want from your superhero movie, including lack of logic, boring action scenes, bad acting in the supporting performances, a brutally slow 114-minute running time and cringe-worthy dialogue. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
There's no attempt at humor in Dead Silence, but the biggest sin in the film is the lack of scares. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
A very stupid movie, with many more failed jokes than successful ones. Worse yet, much of the comedy is kind of mean. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
A mindless comedy where the blatant racial stereotypes are outnumbered only by the flatulence jokes. The best thing that can be said about this movie is it falls just short of being an international incident. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
Sporadic on-field violence is only a tiny reason that Gracie disappoints, but it's indicative of the film's greater problem. Producers Elisabeth and Andrew Shue seem so intent on creating a hero out of the main character and villains out of almost everyone else, that they've completely distorted reality. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
If you want to see Li and Statham in an underwhelming martial arts film, rent "The One" instead. Li talks considerably more in that movie, but at least he punches a lot of people out. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
That closing-credits sequence is by far the funniest thing in the disappointing movie, -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
One more small thing: Every other scene in Saw IV starts and ends with a potential victim pressing "play" on a tape recorder, to the point where it's almost funny. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
A movie that features a cartoon rodent eating his brother's feces, and do you really need to know more about this update of Ross Bagdasarian's iconic musical creation? -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
The movie's onslaught of psychobabble is the annoyance most likely to ruin your evening. Imagine getting stuck on a ski lift with Dr. Phil for nearly two hours. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
There are a few laughs and some touching moments, but nothing you couldn't get by watching episodes of "Good Times" and "Little House on the Prairie" back to back. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
A film so self-centered that even the director's most dedicated stalkers might find it a bit too narcissistic. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
Who wants to spend a minute on the Strip with the chance that there might be people as annoying as the characters played by Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher walking around? -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
The fight scenes are lackluster and the plot is needlessly complicated. If you're making an action film that centers on fast cars and fast women, it's usually best to keep the rest of the story simple. -
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Peter Hartlaub 25
The action sequences are just as ridiculous as the romance parts, but at least James seems comfortable with the pratfalls and gross-out scenarios. -