For 525 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Rita Kempley's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 Heathers
Lowest review score: 0 Total Recall
Score distribution:
525 movie reviews
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Though it's allegedly a comedy, there is nothing funny about this tasteless, shallow and mean-spirited slam.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    If laughter is the best medicine, Patch Adams is but a sugary, fitfully amusing placebo.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Sans emotional depth or narrative drive, Lee's latest flick is little more than a profane litany punctuated by Oscar-caliber orgasms.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Many of the visual effects are stunning, but others are downright cheesy -- especially an attempt to fuse the Rock's head onto a scorpion's body.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    The result is cutesy but harsh, a hybrid of saucer-eyed anime and square-jawed angularity that brings to mind an edgier "Pokemon."
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    It just isn't a Meg Ryan movie unless she's got male.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    So solemnly paced and deliberately performed that it seems to solidify before your very eyes.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    The ultimate in deja viewing:an overfamiliar and exasperating game of cat-and-mousie.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    A slight, disingenuous script that robs the characters of their histories.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    My Blue Heaven puts you in a stupor comparable to the one that comes on after Thanksgiving turkey. Written by Nora Ephron, it makes you long for the awful "Heartburn."
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Always is an unfulfilled promise, a plummeting dove.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Sphere, an unfathomable chowder of recycled science fiction and undersea thrillers, briefly bubbles with promise only to plummet into the murky depths. Weighed down by inconsistencies and pretensions, the tale founders like a stinky beluga.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    The story isn’t bright enough or grand enough to contain all of Roberts’s star power.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Recalls those corny Warner Bros. movies about Dead End Kids.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    A punky, futuristic effort by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro, it is a tasteless variation on "Sweeney Todd" set geographically near the border of Terry Gilliam's "Brazil."
    • 75 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Obstreperous, male-bashing pain in the patoot.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Pytka's marginally successful at setting this gambler's fantasy against the Damon Runyonesque aspects of the horsy life.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Mark Childress, who wrote the screenplay based upon his book of the same name, would have been better off leaving this Southern Gothic between two covers.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Nobody hits the jackpot here, certainly not filmmakers Michael and Mark Polish, whose audacious, empathic first film, "Twin Falls Idaho," showed such promise.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Isn't really a movie, it's only impersonating one.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    The only thing that's truly scary about the movie is the escalating vulgarity of the latest in a string of skanky comedies by filmmakers determined to out-gross the other.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    It's saying something when Tom Arnold's performance is among the movie's highlights.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    A pooped, poorly executed buddy-cop comedy with more cliches than expletives.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    The picture is not a social satire. It’s a mess.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    A glittery but dunderheaded murder mystery.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Movies don't come much lamer than Fools Rush In.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Though the comedy falls short of a debacle -- which is what such egocentric projects tend to be -- it isn't as sharp, fast or funny as Rock's stand-up routines.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    The sparks don't fly -- they fall down and they can't get up.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    There's the scene in which Jacques, the French Canadian proprietor of the Power and Glory, tells Laura, "I am the Great Went," to which she responds, "I am the muffin." Jacques returns, "I'm as blank as a fart." Maybe all Jacques is saying is "I am full of gas." Certainly Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me seems to be.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Rita Kempley
    Well-intentioned but ludicrous tale.

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