For 195 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 9% same as the average critic
  • 43% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Abele's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 50
Highest review score:
Critic Score 100
Lowest review score:
Critic Score 0
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 59 out of 195
  2. Negative: 51 out of 195
195 movie reviews
    • Metascore: 56
    • Robert Abele 40
    A flavorless feast, with the movie's few mystical leaps clunkily handled.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Robert Abele 40
    With the patiently assembled '90s films "Ruby in Paradise" and "Ulee's Gold," director Victor Nuñez gave independent film a quiet luster of hand-craftsmanship sorely lacking in his dreary new effort, Spoken Word.
    • Metascore: 55
    • Robert Abele 40
    Had V/H/S been a nasty jolt of three, it might have been memorable, but at nearly two hours, the gimmick punctures a hole in itself, causing ambience bleed-out. Recommended cure: a tripod
    • Metascore: 55
    • Robert Abele 70
    There's nothing terribly original about Safe, but it's a suitably grimy playground for action cinema's reigning pit bull.
    • Metascore: 55
    • Robert Abele 60
    The quietly commanding turn by newcomer Santana - whose outward embrace of an already well-internalized transformation leaps off the screen with equal parts joy, melancholia and bravery - is a standout.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Robert Abele 70
    The picture benefits from its performances, notably Evans' roguish appeal as a guy simultaneously driven and destructive.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Robert Abele 50
    Fans, go be with your people. Others, approach cautiously.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Robert Abele 70
    Although the sentiment threatens to flatten out an intriguingly nervy vibe, Brooklyn Brothers Beat the Best has plenty of rhythmic charm about its responsibility-challenged strivers.
    • Metascore: 54
    • Robert Abele 70
    Despite an awkwardly jokey title, Now, Forager has charm, intelligence and a cool passion for its principled characters - an appealing off-menu slice for hungry indie admirers.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Robert Abele 70
    More of the same, for all the good and acceptably routine that that implies.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Robert Abele 50
    The whole effort is undermined by an abundance of mob-movie cliches.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Robert Abele 60
    Delicacy isn't going to set anybody's psyche on fire with its insights into grieving and emotional recovery, but as a crepe-thin romantic snack, it has its moments.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Robert Abele 50
    You might not "like" Perry's movie, but it's hard to deny the forensically assured sensibility at work.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Robert Abele 30
    For all the ways Dickerson vigorously dramatizes the stages of solitary confinement — nervous humor, fear, rages, survival ingenuity (including a nifty breathing apparatus) — it's never enough to explain why this particular individual's story is worth telling.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Robert Abele 40
    It's terribly long and repetitive for so delicately dreamy a diptych, and at times the modern-day story feels like little more than a drawn-out apologia for the wandering male gaze.
    • Metascore: 53
    • Robert Abele 60
    Flaked with offbeat witticisms, cheese ball effects and fanboy splatter gore, the surreal John Dies at the End has the vibe of a shaggy dog story, which works both for and against it.
    • Metascore: 52
    • Robert Abele 50
    LUV
    What begins as a promising peek into the tragic cycle of waylaid promise that's crippling broken inner-city families is itself dispiritingly pulled sideways in the Baltimore-set indie LUV.
    • Metascore: 52
    • Robert Abele 60
    At first American Animal has a mysterious unreality to it, a strange diorama about easy leisure's emptiness. But when James admits he's taken a job - upending the roomies' slacker utopia - American Animal becomes a philosophically strident evening of speechifying local theater (topic: human evolution).
    • Metascore: 52
    • Robert Abele 70
    A movie you keep expecting to fizzle because of its punching-the-air gracelessness, but there's something weirdly effective about the artistic desperation, which includes inserts of chalkboard animation and to-the-camera testimonials.
    • Metascore: 52
    • Robert Abele 50
    The unintended take-away is that you can grasp why the Securities and Exchange Commission - terribly negligent though it was in investigating Madoff - might dismiss the claims of someone so theatrically odd.
    • Metascore: 52
    • Robert Abele 40
    Brotherhood isn't badly acted or without some skillfully tense moments, but it doesn't have much in the way of entertainment value either.
    • Metascore: 52
    • Robert Abele 50
    Often more distracting than diverting with its everything-goes aesthetic - there are strains of steampunk, manga and silent film comedy, with video-game touches.
    • Metascore: 52
    • Robert Abele 50
    Janie Jones is ultimately its own uneven tune, a mixture of discordant notes and way-too-familiar chords.
    • Metascore: 51
    • Robert Abele 50
    As a flashy, country-hopping ridealong with a style icon, it will appeal to fashionistas, but you won't learn much about the high-end world of clothing design beyond its ability to stretch someone's schedule to the breaking point, and land that someone a gig outfitting Jamie Foxx and Will Smith.
    • Metascore: 51
    • Robert Abele 40
    The clichés are what make White Irish Drinkers a drearily predictable bout, so much so that the decent last-round plot twist that momentarily dazes is immediately undercut by the sappy, life-changing-fuh-EV-uh jab telegraphed from the beginning.
    • Metascore: 51
    • Robert Abele 70
    Director David Bowers keeps things peppy and brightly lighted, but the movie's swiftest pleasures come from moment-seizing cast members.
    • Metascore: 50
    • Robert Abele 30
    Thin, neatly folded, paper-airplane of a movie threatens to nose dive into tweeville.
    • Metascore: 50
    • Robert Abele 40
    Where Gunn's last feature "Slither" was an enjoyably icky, funny riff on schlocky horror tropes, the split-personality Super merely repels with half-baked ideas, Wilson's and Page's scorched-earth overacting and atonal bursts of jokey gore.
    • Metascore: 49
    • Robert Abele 60
    Writer-director Eran Creevy shows himself to be well versed in the mythic sweep of Christopher Nolan's and Michael Mann's crime sagas, if not their intelligence with storytelling.
    • Metascore: 49
    • Robert Abele 70
    The darkly funny Australian charmer Griff the Invisible introduces its titular hero to us as nighttime caped crusader first, mild-mannered daytime office drone second.