For 196 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 9% same as the average critic
  • 43% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Abele's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 50
Highest review score:
Critic Score 100
Lowest review score:
Critic Score 0
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 59 out of 196
  2. Negative: 52 out of 196
196 movie reviews
    • Metascore: 39
    • Robert Abele 20
    Lopez is a middling ringmaster of doom at best. But there's so little context to the litany of ugliness — some played for laughs, some meant to shock — that it's hard to discern where the entertainment value lies in any of this.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Robert Abele 40
    As always, Jovovich's game face is admirable - whether giving gunslinger shade or play-acting a protective mother storyline straight-outta-Cameron. But it can't be easy when all around her are line readings that recall the glory days of baroquely dull foreign-movie dubbing.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Robert Abele 40
    A bold-faced name for a lowercase effort, a school wrestling drama so mired in family-film clichés it can never shake loose the suspicion that - not unlike certain high-gloss mat bouts - the emotional fix is in from the get-go.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Robert Abele 20
    Without a human dimension to ground its construct, The Brass Teapot ultimately feels like an interminably stretched-out skit rather than a storybook lesson stained with blood and hurt.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Robert Abele 20
    A predictable hodgepodge of uninteresting psychological cat-and-mouse, dimly lighted action.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Robert Abele 40
    What's missing is any of the real-life messiness that might have lifted this material from its creatively tic-ridden confines.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Robert Abele 50
    The regrettably titled From Prada to Nada has more in common with a slapped-together TV movie than a timeless comedy of manners.
    • Metascore: 39
    • Robert Abele 40
    There's still a nagging, cartoonish emptiness — and a trilogy-ending installment still to come.
    • Metascore: 38
    • Robert Abele 50
    It all remains remarkably free of memorable comic situations, dramatic tension or emotional insight. Adolescence may be bruising, crazy or normal, but it's rarely this staid.
    • Metascore: 38
    • Robert Abele 50
    The busy star (Cage) acquits himself well enough in this otherwise rudimentary thriller from deliriously unsubtle director Roger Donaldson.
    • Metascore: 38
    • Robert Abele 40
    The Ward is bland shock therapy from the guy who reinvented bloody peek-a-boo with the classic "Halloween."
    • Metascore: 37
    • Robert Abele 50
    In the end, Trespass steps all over its own genre strengths.
    • Metascore: 37
    • Robert Abele 30
    Writer-director Abe Sylvia slathers on the cartoonish characterization and neon-colored '80s pop - Benatar! Joan Jett! The Outfield! - for an easy-bake mood-setting, which is tedious enough. But his attempts at situational humor on the road - including a stripping scene for Dozier as coming-out metaphor - fall embarrassingly flat.
    • Metascore: 37
    • Robert Abele 40
    The movie's few pleasures, though, do belong to Gere, who makes the most of his preening caginess as a spook thrust back into the cold. Grace, though, comes off more whiny than tantalizingly adversarial.
    • Metascore: 36
    • Robert Abele 30
    Unformed protagonists don't come more wallowingly irritating and contradictory than George.
    • Metascore: 36
    • Robert Abele 40
    Why Stop Now? feels trapped in the limbo between comedy and drama where many indies gamely venture, but from which few emerge with any resonance.
    • Metascore: 35
    • Robert Abele 40
    The film is ultimately a stodgy, overblown and repetitive slog.
    • Metascore: 34
    • Robert Abele 30
    When Rebecca De Mornay shows up as the criminals' fiercely doting matriarch, the ready crackle of her studiously demonic performance brings welcome distraction from this otherwise crude litany of torture and wretched death.
    • Metascore: 34
    • Robert Abele 30
    Erased is eminently forgettable.
    • Metascore: 33
    • Robert Abele 40
    Levesque has rough, in-the-moment charm but paltry characterization skills, Corrigan's natural edge feels out of place as a Disney-esque hoodlum and Winter seems hamstrung playing an adolescent only a fraction as compelling as her hilariously bookish daughter on the ABC sitcom "Modern Family."
    • Metascore: 32
    • Robert Abele 50
    A troop-rallying campaign infomercial as imagined by Michael Bay: hero-worshipping, crescendo-edited at a dizzying pace, thunderously repetitive and its own worst enemy as a two-hour, talking-points briefing.
    • Metascore: 32
    • Robert Abele 40
    A uniquely frenetic hodgepodge of story lures.
    • Metascore: 31
    • Robert Abele 40
    An investment in theatrical self-indulgence with diminishing returns.
    • Metascore: 31
    • Robert Abele 30
    The trouble is that it's hard to care about poor Wayne when he seems so empty-headed and naïve - civic unrest in Peru on the eve of its first democratic elections in 1980 is the setting - and when the movie itself seems so unfocused.
    • Metascore: 31
    • Robert Abele 30
    Weaver's last ditch attempt to upend rom-com convention and rewrite the movie as a skeevy lout's comeuppance hardly makes up for the clichéd slog that comes before.
    • Metascore: 31
    • Robert Abele 40
    Director/co-writer Adam Sherman's Bukowski-lite character study is one of those exercises in masculine self-pity and glib misogyny that frustrates because of its shortsightedness.
    • Metascore: 31
    • Robert Abele 30
    Brings vampires, werewolves, zombies, detective noir and spoofy comedy together for a murky genre gumbo with barely any flavor.
    • Metascore: 30
    • Robert Abele 30
    The nonstop adversity lacks any real sense of danger. Or, for that matter, emotional punch. Why these two long-distance runners keep each other alive should be of front-and-center concern. Instead, My Way is mostly an endurance test.
    • Metascore: 30
    • Robert Abele 40
    Zookeeper has the territory-marking scent of a franchise product from the Sandler-produced stable: pratfalls, caricature and aggression, which the likeable-enough James isn't as effective at getting laughs with as he is the more recessive, aw-shucks moments.
    • Metascore: 29
    • Robert Abele 30
    An undercooked, "Glee"-like hybrid of grating indie pop songs and forest slasher flick.