Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times
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For 195 reviews, this critic has graded:
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48% higher than the average critic
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9% same as the average critic
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43% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.2 points lower than other critics.
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Robert Abele's Scores
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 59 out of 195
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Mixed: 85 out of 195
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Negative: 51 out of 195
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Robert Abele 30
No image or moment is grounded – every shot is augmented with restless animation, smart-ass narration or video game sounds. The artificiality of it all is smothering.- Posted Sep 29, 2011
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Robert Abele 20
This is Nancy Meyers territory, but leaden with passé observations about lovelorn women...and hardly ebullient as either oddball-pair comedy or housewife-revenge fantasy.- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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Robert Abele 20
6 Souls is regrettably sick with that familiar disease afflicting movies of this ilk: ostentatious, hollow moodiness that spreads like an unwelcome rash.- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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Robert Abele 30
This hollow downer about deep wells of male anger, wallowing regret and mental disintegration is ultimately a thematic cop-out.- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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Robert Abele 40
Greer's wallflower is bitter, and their respective families - played by Jean Smart, Malcolm McDowell, Cybill Shepherd and Chloë Sevigny - come off like a second-rate sitcom's castoffs. -
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Robert Abele 30
If only 11-11-11 had arrived a little closer to Thanksgiving - the turkey connection would have been entirely appropriate.- Posted Nov 12, 2011
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Robert Abele 40
The "Midnight Run" meets "Bonanza" idea isn't exactly a terrible one, but writer-director Mike Pavone has only one point-and-shoot gear, whether the scene is light comedy, dysfunctional family drama or western-tinged gunplay. (Even television shows these days exhibit more directorial flair and editing variety.)- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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Robert Abele 20
It's rare to find a movie protagonist who singularly fails on every count to be a compelling, sympathetic or even understandable figure.- Posted Feb 3, 2011
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Robert Abele 0
I Melt With You assuredly marks itself as one of 2011's most ludicrous releases.- Posted Dec 8, 2011
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Robert Abele 30
One can't help experiencing the same dread about the exhausting flood of lackluster horror films that swamp our screens and, as Case 39 unfolds, realizing we're enduring one more. -
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Robert Abele 30
Plodding, predictable, amateurishly staged and with wild swings in acting quality - sometimes within the same person (Roberts) - this is the kind of well-meaning, homemade concoction hopelessly enamored of the kind of clichéd potboilers that don't get made anymore. And with good reason.- Posted Apr 13, 2012
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Robert Abele 30
In the wake of "Bridesmaids," Sandler's lipsticked tomfoolery - and inability to share the screen with genuinely funny women - feels particularly regressive and stale. Both movies have diarrhea gags, but only one feels defined by such humor.- Posted Nov 10, 2011
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Robert Abele 20
Dark Tide, directed with hopelessly flagging energy by John Stockwell, barely musters up enough interest to be thuddingly bad.- Posted Mar 29, 2012
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Robert Abele 30
The dull, hectoring financial melodrama Supercapitalist has all the spark of a high school assembly skit about not letting friends drive drunk.- Posted Sep 1, 2012
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Robert Abele 10
Inexplicably filmed in a handful of styles - including, bizarrely, obviously processed shots - by cinematographer Christopher Doyle, Passion Play would be midnight-movie fodder if it weren't so drearily wrapped up in its wounded-male aesthetic and a clumsy approach to art-movie moodiness that was abandoned in the '80s.- Posted May 5, 2011
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Robert Abele 30
Stay past the credits, though, and you'll find a tongue-in-cheek rap video recap with the cast - and directed by star Dustin Milligan - that carries the kind of spoofy insouciance missing from the main attraction.- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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Robert Abele 30
Though the title hints at a tale of infatuation, Levy sheds little light on interpersonal conflict or why we're such an addictively self-documenting modern society.- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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Robert Abele 10
What galls is that for all the perspiration in jazzing up an old yarn, there's not a whiff of originality in how Wirkola engages with the perverse pleasures enshrined by the Grimm brothers, two of their era's shrewdest storytellers.- Posted Jan 26, 2013
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Robert Abele 40
No One Lives is a cheap horror prank that's ultimately not clever or accomplished enough to sustain its eccentricities, and they are very bloody eccentricities indeed.- Posted May 9, 2013
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Robert Abele 30
Hansel and Gretel are this movie's breakout stars, but it's not enough to make Hoodwinked Too feel like anything but a storybook hurled straight at your head.- Posted Apr 28, 2011
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Robert Abele 40
Though assured in execution and not without a few moments of genuine tension — mainly emanating from Combs' flinty weirdness — Would You Rather is hardly a most dangerous game night at the movies.- Posted Feb 14, 2013
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Robert Abele 10
A near complete exercise in mirthlessness and atonal satire, Cellmates is a sentence, all right.- Posted May 31, 2012
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Robert Abele 10
Assassin's Bullet is strictly '90s-era pay-cable genre-rip-off nostalgia, ripe for ridicule.- Posted Aug 5, 2012
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Robert Abele 40
A movie with a location named Snake Island should deliver more fun than this.- Posted Aug 7, 2012
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Robert Abele 20
Vaguely misogynistic and defiantly paternalistic, the movie fails at nearly everything.- Posted Oct 12, 2012
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Robert Abele 60
While there's regrettably nothing terribly witty or surprising about any of this as either love story or laugh machine, director Scott Marshall does manage a breezy, good-natured tone toward this oft-mocked cultural phenomenon that allows for eye-rolling and smiling in equal measure.- Posted Oct 27, 2011
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Robert Abele 20
The patriot-packaged Last Ounce of Courage has been made with the conviction of true zealots, but also the competence of amateurs.- Posted Sep 14, 2012
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Robert Abele 20
Enthusiasm isn't exactly a replacement for good sense or basic skills, and the film's truest mystery is why no one pulled Metcalf aside and suggested he keep all this to himself.- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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