For 195 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 9% same as the average critic
  • 43% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Abele's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 50
Highest review score:
Critic Score 100
Lowest review score:
Critic Score 0
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 59 out of 195
  2. Negative: 51 out of 195
195 movie reviews
    • Metascore: 28
    • Robert Abele 30
    No image or moment is grounded – every shot is augmented with restless animation, smart-ass narration or video game sounds. The artificiality of it all is smothering.
    • Metascore: 28
    • Robert Abele 20
    This is Nancy Meyers territory, but leaden with passé observations about lovelorn women...and hardly ebullient as either oddball-pair comedy or housewife-revenge fantasy.
    • Metascore: 28
    • Robert Abele 20
    6 Souls is regrettably sick with that familiar disease afflicting movies of this ilk: ostentatious, hollow moodiness that spreads like an unwelcome rash.
    • Metascore: 28
    • Robert Abele 30
    This hollow downer about deep wells of male anger, wallowing regret and mental disintegration is ultimately a thematic cop-out.
    • Metascore: 28
    • Robert Abele 40
    Greer's wallflower is bitter, and their respective families - played by Jean Smart, Malcolm McDowell, Cybill Shepherd and Chloë Sevigny - come off like a second-rate sitcom's castoffs.
    • Metascore: 26
    • Robert Abele 30
    If only 11-11-11 had arrived a little closer to Thanksgiving - the turkey connection would have been entirely appropriate.
    • Metascore: 26
    • Robert Abele 40
    The "Midnight Run" meets "Bonanza" idea isn't exactly a terrible one, but writer-director Mike Pavone has only one point-and-shoot gear, whether the scene is light comedy, dysfunctional family drama or western-tinged gunplay. (Even television shows these days exhibit more directorial flair and editing variety.)
    • Metascore: 26
    • Robert Abele 20
    It's rare to find a movie protagonist who singularly fails on every count to be a compelling, sympathetic or even understandable figure.
    • Metascore: 26
    • Robert Abele 0
    I Melt With You assuredly marks itself as one of 2011's most ludicrous releases.
    • Metascore: 25
    • Robert Abele 30
    One can't help experiencing the same dread about the exhausting flood of lackluster horror films that swamp our screens and, as Case 39 unfolds, realizing we're enduring one more.
    • Metascore: 25
    • Robert Abele 30
    Plodding, predictable, amateurishly staged and with wild swings in acting quality - sometimes within the same person (Roberts) - this is the kind of well-meaning, homemade concoction hopelessly enamored of the kind of clichéd potboilers that don't get made anymore. And with good reason.
    • Metascore: 23
    • Robert Abele 30
    In the wake of "Bridesmaids," Sandler's lipsticked tomfoolery - and inability to share the screen with genuinely funny women - feels particularly regressive and stale. Both movies have diarrhea gags, but only one feels defined by such humor.
    • Metascore: 23
    • Robert Abele 20
    Dark Tide, directed with hopelessly flagging energy by John Stockwell, barely musters up enough interest to be thuddingly bad.
    • Metascore: 22
    • Robert Abele 30
    The dull, hectoring financial melodrama Supercapitalist has all the spark of a high school assembly skit about not letting friends drive drunk.
    • Metascore: 22
    • Robert Abele 30
    Consider Twelve its own memory-retarding narcotic.
    • Metascore: 22
    • Robert Abele 10
    Inexplicably filmed in a handful of styles - including, bizarrely, obviously processed shots - by cinematographer Christopher Doyle, Passion Play would be midnight-movie fodder if it weren't so drearily wrapped up in its wounded-male aesthetic and a clumsy approach to art-movie moodiness that was abandoned in the '80s.
    • Metascore: 22
    • Robert Abele 30
    Stay past the credits, though, and you'll find a tongue-in-cheek rap video recap with the cast - and directed by star Dustin Milligan - that carries the kind of spoofy insouciance missing from the main attraction.
    • Metascore: 22
    • Robert Abele 30
    Though the title hints at a tale of infatuation, Levy sheds little light on interpersonal conflict or why we're such an addictively self-documenting modern society.
    • Metascore: 21
    • Robert Abele 10
    What galls is that for all the perspiration in jazzing up an old yarn, there's not a whiff of originality in how Wirkola engages with the perverse pleasures enshrined by the Grimm brothers, two of their era's shrewdest storytellers.
    • Metascore: 21
    • Robert Abele 40
    No One Lives is a cheap horror prank that's ultimately not clever or accomplished enough to sustain its eccentricities, and they are very bloody eccentricities indeed.
    • Metascore: 20
    • Robert Abele 30
    Hansel and Gretel are this movie's breakout stars, but it's not enough to make Hoodwinked Too feel like anything but a storybook hurled straight at your head.
    • Metascore: 20
    • Robert Abele 30
    To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.
    • Metascore: 20
    • Robert Abele 40
    Though assured in execution and not without a few moments of genuine tension — mainly emanating from Combs' flinty weirdness — Would You Rather is hardly a most dangerous game night at the movies.
    • Metascore: 20
    • Robert Abele 10
    A near complete exercise in mirthlessness and atonal satire, Cellmates is a sentence, all right.
    • Metascore: 20
    • Robert Abele 10
    Assassin's Bullet is strictly '90s-era pay-cable genre-rip-off nostalgia, ripe for ridicule.
    • Metascore: 19
    • Robert Abele 40
    A movie with a location named Snake Island should deliver more fun than this.
    • Metascore: 17
    • Robert Abele 20
    Vaguely misogynistic and defiantly paternalistic, the movie fails at nearly everything.
    • Metascore: 17
    • Robert Abele 60
    While there's regrettably nothing terribly witty or surprising about any of this as either love story or laugh machine, director Scott Marshall does manage a breezy, good-natured tone toward this oft-mocked cultural phenomenon that allows for eye-rolling and smiling in equal measure.
    • Metascore: 11
    • Robert Abele 20
    The patriot-packaged Last Ounce of Courage has been made with the conviction of true zealots, but also the competence of amateurs.
    • Metascore: 11
    • Robert Abele 20
    Enthusiasm isn't exactly a replacement for good sense or basic skills, and the film's truest mystery is why no one pulled Metcalf aside and suggested he keep all this to himself.