Robert Wilonsky
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For 394 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 31% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 67% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Wilonsky's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 The Squid and the Whale
Lowest review score: 0 Glitter
Score distribution:
394 movie reviews
    • 39 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    Isn't any fun at all, which is ultimately the most damning thing you can say about a Bruckheimer movie.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    It will linger like a foul odor or the taste of tinfoil between the teeth.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    Little Nicky will redefine the phrase "worst movie ever," because it might actually be the worst movie ever.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    If this it supposed to be comedy, why isn't it ever, for one second, funny?
    • New Times (L.A.)
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    Deafeningly dull movie.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    A whole lot of something about nothing.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    It's a self-satisfied, self-loathing mess that demands you adore and cheer for the very person you come to hate well before its 105 minutes are up. Little Black Book will leave you feeling skuzzy.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    A bland, obnoxious 88-minute infomercial for Universal Studios.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    When the movie's not playing stupid, it's aiming for sickly sweet sincerity. It's such a jarring and inevitably juvenile juxtaposition it comes off like a Hallmark card parody written by the staffers at "Cracked."
    • 35 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    Stay away: Everything about the movie is rinky-dink, from its phony, lifeless dialogue to its drab, shabby sitcom look to its choppy editing, all of which can wear on you after 95 minutes that come to feel like an eternity.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    Warner Bros. is presumably aiming this movie not at children but at full-grown dopers with bad munchies glued to the Cartoon Network. Dude, pass the Scooby snacks.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Wilonsky
    It's barely a movie at all, more like a thousand car commercials spliced together in an hour.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    It's too bad, then, that Anderson (whose only other major credit is "Mortal Kombat," but of course) and first-time screenwriter Philip Eisner felt so compelled to do away with suspense and turn Event Horizon into a big-budget slasher film.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    It's too easy, but here goes: This movie's a Loser. Sorry.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Wilonsky
    One can only assume all the, ah, good stuff landed on the cutting-room floor, because it sure as hell didn't make it to Mars.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    This hackneyed, hapless and utterly useless redo of an overrated 1960s sitcom is excruciating to sit through for a dozen reasons.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    This pallid little ditty, like the rest of Lance Bass and pals' oeuvre, is soulless, banal and derivative.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    Basic really brings to mind a Travolta film from 2000, "Battlefield Earth," in that it's so astonishingly awful it becomes a sort of kinky pleasure; just when you think Travolta has fallen to the bottom of the barrel, he pulls out a shovel and dons his miner's helmet to see what lies beneath.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    An utter drag, a tepid and sterilized telling of Susann's life.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Wilonsky
    Feels like a quirky sitcom -- "Arrested Development" without the development.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    Welcome to Mooseport... is intended to be a comedy; that hypothesis is a generous leap of faith, given the fact that "House of Sand and Fog" contains more moments of mirth than this rather joyless exercise in waste and torpor.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Robert Wilonsky
    Turns out some folks just don't know Philip K. Dick about making movies.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    Indeed, this is the very kind of lame-brained folly Levy and his SCTV cohorts used to mock on their old show; now it's how he makes rent.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    The movie's so unfunny, it almost appears to be that way on purpose, kind of like an Ingmar Bergman film.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    The Punisher would be almost offensive were it not so inconsequential. There's just something terribly off-putting about a movie in which every gruesome death is a punch line, where a villain's homosexuality is used to lure him to his death and dozens of innocents are gunned down just to launch a film franchise.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    A turgid, unfunny, out-of-time rockspolitation movie.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Robert Wilonsky
    September Tapes, with its torturously high-minded narration and ludicrously low-road shenanigans, uses the terror attacks of 2001 as the setup for an infuriating gotcha finale.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    The dumbest thing this side of a lobotomy.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Robert Wilonsky
    It took five men to concoct the hackneyed plot and conceive the brainless jokes that constitute Not Another Teen Movie, meaning there are five men in Los Angeles right now still trying to wash that stink off their soft, idle hands.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 10 Robert Wilonsky
    Penned by Rock and a handful of his pals, is such an utter disaster it seems to go out of its way to avoid comedy. It's the very definition of oxymoron: a crowd-pleaser that doesn't.

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