For 1,549 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Scott Tobias' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Collapse
Lowest review score: 0 Son of the Mask
Score distribution:
1,549 movie reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The loaded cast does what it can with the paper-thin characterizations, but Vantage Point gets hijacked early by its high-concept premise, and it quickly devolves into a by-the-numbers thriller with the numbers out of order.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The photography hook gives Shutter the potential to be a genuinely creepy ghosts-in-the-machine story like the original "Pulse," or better still, a horror twist on "Blowup." But one effective scene lit solely by a camera flash isn't enough to rescue this from the J-horror slushpile.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    21
    Short of counting the cards out loud, these geniuses seem to do everything they can to get caught.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The big reason Chaos Theory doesn't work is that the gears are visibly grinding away, cranking out neat little ironies and life lessons without any liberating surprises.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    There are many stretches when it's easy to forget that Get Smart is a spoof; it's more like a third-rate James Bond with pratfalls.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Compared to a recent Argento dud like "The Stendhal Syndrome," Mother Of Tears at least has some of the go-for-broke gothic spirit of his earlier work. He's just lost the ability to shape it into something artful.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    By the time it reaches an action-packed finale that's choreographed like an ancient Keystone Kops short, Kit Kittredge has cornered the market on bland.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Ultimately, Lakeview Terrace isn't about race so much as it's about being a man, which has been LaBute's fallback theme from the start.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    In a post-Matrix, post-John Woo world, a handful of slow-motion shootouts shouldn't be all that's on offer.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The result is two bad movies in one: a gimmicky romantic comedy, and one of those seasonal headaches that submits loud family dysfunction as a vehicle for Christmas cheer.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The main pitfall of modern noirs is that filmmakers get so caught up in the chiaroscuro lighting schemes and florid twists of dialogue and voiceover that they forget noir was about expressing more than just attitude and style.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    A more accurate way to describe it would be "conceptual nightmare"--crass, schizophrenic, culturally insensitive, horribly paced, and shameless in its pandering to the lowest common denominator.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Taken's subject matter is too serious for an escapist chop-socky movie, and the sleazy, exploitative tone undercuts the thrills.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Unlike, say, "Eagle Eye," Echelon Conspiracy doesn't put enough conviction behind its stupidity. It's mostly just bland.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The film’s biggest problem, beyond the overheated melodrama and paper-thin period trappings, is that the trio's fictionalized dalliances diminish their real art.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    It would take a heart of stone not to be affected by My Sister’s Keeper, but the film’s unceasing manipulation has a Medusa effect on the organ.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    It lacks that extra layer or two to make it interesting. The script and direction is all bones, no flesh.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Every scrap of footage here has been done better somewhere else.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    For his directorial debut, The Collector, Dunstan streamlines the "Saw" concept slightly by silencing the killer and focusing more intently on a house that’s been converted into a jury-rigged deathtrap.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Because Saw does nothing to alter the look, tone, and engineered gimmickry from one movie to the next, it keeps going deeper into backstory and character arcs than horror series past, as if this ugly, cheap-looking schlock were somehow "The Lord Of The Rings."
    • 34 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Terminally awkward in the way it meshes fake real footage with faker fake footage. It isn’t required to be convincing as fact, but it doesn’t convince as fiction, either.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The leads are immensely appealing, but the sum of their experiences equals nothing more profound than two earnest people wrestling with a tough decision.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Chan’s anything-goes affability keeps the film from scraping bottom.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The major problem with Pattinson’s ascendancy to the Dean throne: His soulfulness is a pose, an effect achieved more by hair and makeup (and yes, genetics) than the scenes where he’s required to emote at high volume.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Caught in a pretentious no-man’s land between horror and melodrama.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    While Fraser’s presence doesn’t necessarily elevate Furry Vengeance into something better than the dumb, lowbrow timewaster it aspires to be, Fraser does make it a little easier to digest.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Cruise is thrown into many sticky situations, with legions of trained assassins surrounding him on all sides, but he never once suggests that things aren’t entirely under control. It’s profoundly boring to watch a hero without weaknesses; after all, even Superman has Kryptonite.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Like the worst of late-period Allen, the film recycles character types from his previous work without inventing new reasons to summon them into existence. They're left stranded, seven characters in search of an author.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    A strange, stilted, misbegotten drama, undone by variable performances, awkwardly inserted flashback and fantasy sequences, and a gloppy overlay of voiceover narration.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    von Donnersmarck's meat-and-potatoes direction makes The Tourist astonishingly lifeless and awkward, reducing two of the world's biggest movie stars to something akin to shy, pimply teenagers on their first date.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    In spite of fine work from Bardem and Álvarez, Biutiful is an irritating, oppressive 150-minute dirge, not the step forward Iñárritu's dissolved partnership with Arriaga seemed to promise.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    At the movie's center, Schreiber approaches the role with a seriousness that lacks joy or any other colorful inflection.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    It's the sort of film Robert Altman might have made if he cut his teeth working for The Disney Channel.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Yes, perhaps the audience will like its favored couple more, but all the engineering that goes into making them sympathetic results in a film that feels agonizingly synthetic and alien.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The key mistake was Ahmed's choice to direct it himself; it's promotional when it might be revealing of impasses (and commonalities) between cultures and the complex tactics comedians use to address it.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Everything and everyone acts as cogs in a relentless plot machine that keeps twisting and twisting like an annoying little gizmo on Christmas morning.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    A few individual performances survive - Liotta finds a little of his old edge, and Pacino briefly revisits Serpico territory - but they're smothered in the slow-burning absurdity.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Better performances might have sold The Divide, but aside from Arquette's fine work as a single mother driven to self-degradation, the cast amplifies the impression of a canned, one-act theater piece.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    It isn't easy to insult the intelligence of preschoolers, but Chimpanzee's insistence on turning the two gangs into the Sharks and the Jets does the job long before Allen lapses into his Home Improvement grunting.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The rigors of identifying and training companion dogs are fascinating, but they would fit more comfortably in a non-fiction format, where nobody has to play pretend. As it stands, the dog is the only creature who acts naturally.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Despite some promising early goofiness involving full-contact soccer and the quest for a chicken burrito, Battleship plays it regrettably straight most of the time, as if the fate of the world really might rest on how well the Navy can hurtle projectiles at alien warships. With eyes closed, the movie uncannily resembles a giant baby playing with pots and pans.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    It's mostly boilerplate horror, plucking visual ideas from better sources and relying on the sick novelty of referencing an actual catastrophe.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    It's a celebration of libertine sexuality - nothing more, nothing less - and almost remarkably untroubled by any of the dramatic issues it raises. Much of its 79 minutes is spent marveling over how skillfully the actors simulate the real thing.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Take Lola Versus, a Greta Gerwig vehicle that feels like a pilot awaiting pick-up from a network that doesn't exist.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Wiseman's Total Recall isn't intellectualized like "Blade Runner," or even that much more sophisticated than his "Underworld" movies.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    It's raunchy/sweet in the "American Pie"/"40-Year-Old Virgin" tradition, and as dynamic as a glob of lazy sperm.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Craigslist Joe takes Garner on a 21st-century hitchhiking trip that not only didn't end in his gruesome murder, but in a month to remember fondly. It's an inspiring experience. For him.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    With its minimal settings and focus on the abstract lingo of market transactions, "Margin Call" stands as the new model for how to do Wall Street on a budget, embedding its moral themes in language and complex characters. By comparison, $upercapitalist seems naïve about both the market and the humans who operate in it.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    The Expendables 2 makes a franchise out of a novelty item, and the nostalgic kick is gone: It's a reminder that most of those '80s actioners were xenophobic and dumb, that many of its stars had more muscle mass than charisma, and that the sight of these old fossils referring to themselves as old fossils is more pathetic than cheekily self-referential.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 42 Scott Tobias
    Until now, the sequels have gotten away with the cynical franchising of John McClane, but A Good Day To Die Hard, the worst entry in the series by far, exposes the hollowness and stupidity of McClane 2.0.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The few isolated funny moments, particularly a witty visual gag involving a pop-up tent with legs, provide only a short break from the screen-flooding onslaught of CGI creatures and screaming extras.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    While competently staged and punched up by Lock, Stock's changing camera speeds, it doesn't have the wit or intrigue to sustain its half-length.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Comfortable with the inherent contradictions, Ishii throws all sexual politics to the wind in his highly stylized, fearlessly gratuitous fantasy, an unsettling mix of titillation, morality, victimization, and empowerment.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    John Waters covered the same territory in his underrated 1998 comedy "Pecker," but without Waters' colorful mix of outrageousness and affection, Posner can't stir up the rancor to score even a few glancing blows at an easy target.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    It would be tempting to call Storytelling a narrow and simplistic examination of the creative process, if only Solondz weren't so quick to agree.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Though it's tempting to praise Verete for having the courage to show the worst of both worlds, only a propagandist could get away with being so reductive; an artist should be held to a higher standard.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    A feeble and self-congratulatory heart-warmer.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Episodic and minimalist to a fault, Blackboards makes its ironic point about education, then makes it again a few times over for good measure, rarely expanding beyond its narrow seriocomic agenda.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Go
    Escapism of the worst sort, a manipulative exercise in style that preys on the passivity of its characters and its audience. In the end, Go offers little more than the sour, impermanent rush of a pixie stick.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    A banal message movie.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Knockaround Guys proceeds with a gravity that's constantly tripped up by its characters' stupidity.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Cacoyannis errs on the side of genteel respectability, sacrificing emotion and verve at the altar of good taste.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The Mystic Masseur shows more signs of life than "Cotton Mary," but it's still a producer's movie: attractively mounted, dramatically inert.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    If anything, The Transporter isn't ludicrous enough; only one scene (a hand-to-hand showdown in the middle of an oil slick) reaches the inspired, delirious comic heights of the best Hong Kong movies.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Though Scarlet Diva contains flashes of pungent black humor and self-deprecation, it's hard to know how seriously Argento takes herself, or how much her real life has been inflated for dramatic effect.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Careening from bubbly romantic comedy to bitchy melodrama to the darker matters of murder, incest, and suicide, the film possesses the catch-all qualities for which Bollywood cinema is known, but Bose exerts about as much control over them as the conductor of a runaway train.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The film is an old-fashioned morality play writ extra-large, applying a heavy, austere tone to a sequence of events that can't bear the load. The burden falls mostly on Kevin Kline, who trades in his lithe, expressive comedic gifts for a dramatic role that fits him like a straitjacket and a pair of lead shoes.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Perhaps because the present-day characters are such insufferable twits -- especially the brooding Penn, who's given to tossing around stanzas by Yeats and Dylan Thomas -- the modern story feels like a device, a flimsy entrée into events that would be better accessed directly.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    It's telling that this slice of milquetoast is the first to get picked up by a major studio boutique. Put in the most euphemistic terms possible, the film's banal premise contains "universal themes," meaning that its sentimental clichés translate readily to all continents and cultures.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Perhaps the oddest thing about The In-Laws is that it's aimed at an audience old enough to remember not only the original, but also how much funnier it seemed at the time.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Botches what could be the most mischievous power since Scott Baio's telekinesis in the 1982 comedy "Zapped!": a wristwatch that speeds up time for the user until the rest of the world seems to be standing still.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The movie and the movie-within-a-movie share a chemistry even more awkward than that of their flat-footed leads.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The angrier the film gets, the less funny it becomes, squelched by heavy-handed polemics, a maddeningly repetitive musical score, and a running time that drags its overriding joke into the ground.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The film does coast along smoothly to the inevitable, which is a credit to the always-game Reese Witherspoon, who's courteous enough to pretend she doesn't know what's coming, then make it look like a huge surprise.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Without the mythical power or giddy adventurousness of the first two Star Wars movies, the impact is strangely numbing, like watching a two-and-a-half-hour ILM show reel in search of moneyed investors.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Miles away from "Farewell, My Concubine" in form and function, with thinly defined characters and unreflective attitudes about urban values vs. country values, the film would be impossible to identify as Chen's if his name weren't in the opening credits.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Perhaps the worst thing that could be said about Better Luck Tomorrow is that, on a slow night, it's easy to imagine these delinquents wanting to rent a film just like it.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Beyond fulfilling the dreams of a seemingly nice fellow, the whole venture is a victory of hype over substance, loudly accomplishing nothing.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Taken together, the stories are a watershed of feminist clichés, composed of half-hour sections that are too tidy by half, and overlaid with writerly voiceovers that suggest an author too enamored of her own narration. But one salvageable piece emerges in the middle: a sharp and acerbically funny segment that seems written specifically for Parker Posey.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The generic intrigue and chase scenes take over, leaving poor Muniz at the mercy of stunt doubles and chintzy special effects.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Schumacher choose to start the movie in outer space? The opening shot epitomizes everything wrong with Phone Booth: Given the chance to stage human drama on an intimate, suffocating scale, Schumacher begins in the endless expanse of the void, tricked out with gratuitous CGI effects.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    If Gaudreault's 90-minute pilot ever makes it to television, French-Canadians can look forward to their own Italian version of A.K.A. Pablo.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Though it isn't explained until the closing minutes, the title Acts Of Worship says a lot about Rodriguez's terminal weakness for the overwrought and faux-poetic.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    AKA
    Divided into a triptych of images sprawled across a Cinemascope frame, AKA rarely uses the extra screens for information that couldn't be conveyed well enough in one.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Folds like a house of cards, collapsing under its own flimsy foundation.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Right up to the ludicrous finale and an even more improbable denouement, everything rings Hollywood-false. More galling still, the filmmakers' inventions take the zing out of the facts.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Veering wildly from macabre Southern Gothic to quirky small-town romance, Home Fries is too busy cross-pollinating genres to bother with consistent behavior and tone.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Seems as much an imposter in the drag-queen world as its heroines; it fronts the sort of safely asexual gay characters found on network TV.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Duller than a rain delay on the Golf Channel.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The strange thing about Raising Helen is that nothing out of the ordinary ever really happens.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Opening shots tend to say a lot about a movie, but they say everything about The Notebook, a glossy adaptation of Nicholas Sparks' four-hanky sudser.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The tiger footage in Two Brothers would make for a solid nature documentary, but because the animals are shoehorned into a narrative, they've been anthropomorphized to death.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Constructed out of poorly supported accusations, vague innuendo, and naked emotional appeals, Bush's Brain has a Rove-esque quality of its own.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Paparazzi follows the vigilante playbook in all its banality, without much in the way of moral reflection.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Shot on shaky-cam digital video, filtered through what appears to be an old sweatsock, the film mimics Dogme-style realism in its vision of modern persecution, but in the end, it offers the sort of touchy-feely mysticism that belongs to the crystal-ball and tarot-reading set.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    It might as well be retitled "Waiting For Antonio," since Sabato's appearances bookend miles of convoluted nonsense. For the prurient, that's probably too much to endure.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The film feels more at home with sex than war, like a romance novel where the swinging lovers find their passions stirred by bombs exploding in the distance. Their three-way dalliances are so frivolous and silly that once the action turns dark, Duigan and his cast leave audiences unprepared for the emotional fallout.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Every single joke, character detail, music montage, and pop-culture reference looks extensively market-tested, whether via screenings, focus groups, or other box-office successes.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Affleck's psychotic enthusiasm aside, no one seems to be having a good time, and the ill will becomes infectious.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Loses its sass too quickly.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    While it's not always necessary for filmmakers to relate that closely to their material, Feig's marked distance from the story of a sullen boy who parts the Iron Curtain may account for its generic artlessness.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Compelling as it sounds, the idea behind Freeze Frame doesn't make any sense, especially when realized in practical terms.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    A hopelessly stolid and distant evocation of Bob Rafelson's "Five Easy Pieces."
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The umpteenth variation on second-generation American immigrants bucking the traditions of their first-generation elders.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Without contrivances, the movie would only run about five minutes.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    There's real potential in the premise of young, unmotivated screw-ups logging time at a dead-end restaurant job--a hash-slinging "Office Space," basically--but first-time writer-director Rob McKittrick makes it look like a homemade sitcom laced with profanity.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Stripped down to the barest genre essentials, Saw is a spring-loaded killing machine, packed with sadistic little deathtraps and ludicrous macabre twists, and its quickie sequel offers more of the same, which should again appease viewers who enjoy being jerked around.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Much of the second half is spent waiting for the other shoe to drop, though you don't have to have 20/20 vision in order to see the big twist coming from miles away. Once it arrives, the film officially disembarks from reality with an over-the-top climax and denouement that play shamelessly to the bloodthirsty masses.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Duane Hopwood is suffused with hangdog dreariness, equivalent to a unsoled shoe treading rainwater.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Most of it falls on Bezucha, not just for devising these monstrously cruel characters, but for putting them in situations that are far too serious to be resolved by Christmas morning. When the melodrama gets too intense, the film collapses in slapstick.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    It all works out agreeably enough, albeit in strict adherence to rom-com formula, right down to the obligatory wacky-best-friend roles given to space cadets Jeff Goldblum and Juliette Lewis.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The Ward feels less indebted to cinema's past than a desperate attempt to keep up with the present. Carpenter has made his approximation of a cheap, twisty, shock-filled modern horror movie, and he has lost all but faint sighs of his minimalist swagger in the process.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    In the end, though, Seeking Justice evokes the post-Watergate paranoia of '70s thrillers like "The Parallax View" and "Three Days of the Condor" without having a worthy conspiracy at the bottom.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Connelly, Harris and Amy Madigan, as Tipton's devastated wife, all do their best to bring a measure of soul to Black's creations, but there's something fundamentally synthetic about Virginia, which lays bare its influences without doing much to reanimate them.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The Watch perks up when Ayoade's spacey line readings give it something unique and unexpected - otherwise, per Costco, audiences are buying their generic sci-fi comedy in bulk.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Adapted from a comic thriller by Carl Hiaasen, South Florida's day-glo answer to Elmore Leonard, the film missed the fizzy, beach-friendly fun of Hiaasen's work, and wound up playing the comedy and the suspense at half-speed. It couldn't keep up with its own protagonist.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Verbinski orchestrates complex action sequences, including two spectacular bits of derring-do on a moving train, with a precision few in Hollywood are capable of pulling off. Yet The Lone Ranger, like his last two Pirates movies, seems conceived to deliver spectacle by the bulk, which means carrying the baggage of multiple subplots for the purpose of multiple climactic sequences.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    There’s a potentially compelling story here about children of divorce and the tentative ways they set about forging their own relationships, but the filmmaking is too rudimentary to draw it out subtly.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Coogler isn’t exactly an invisible hand. He pokes and prods his audience at every turn: Neither the false moments nor the powerful ones leave much mystery about how we’re supposed to feel.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters continues a tradition of adequacy that could be described as “epic-ish” or “majestic-esque.”
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The Short Game is like a tape-delayed Olympics: old footage, slick bios, no substance.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Freely adapted from Goethe’s two-part play, Sokurov’s Faust is a work of crushing tedium, relieved only by the spare moments of beauty that pop out like dandelions in a washed-out landscape of oppression and grotesquerie.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    As a lesson in how not to make a historical biopic, Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom proves remarkably complete: It’s a dull, glossy, uncomplicated portrait of a man whose personal and political legacy is marked by serene idealism and shrewd calculation.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Reitman has placed a not-unreasonable bet that sensual creatures like Winslet and Brolin can convey the passion necessary for their relationship to make sense, but the film carries itself too stiffly, like it’s so afraid of making the wrong choices that it doesn’t make any good ones.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Co-writer/director Douglas Aarniokoski has a nasty little neo-noir thriller tucked into Nurse 3D, but he buries it in his all-chocolate-all-the-time conceptual sloppiness.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    There’s no harmony at all to the elements tossed into the new remake of RoboCop, but credit screenwriter Joshua Zetumer and director José Padilha for at least having some elements in play.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Though it sounds like a contradiction, the film could be described as both dull and over the top.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    it’s hard to not see the puppet strings above everyone’s heads as Alaimo tugs them into big statements about suburban emptiness, economic flim-flammery, family dysfunction, and other hallmarks of America’s foundational rot.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Bondarchuk mingles the you-are-there grittiness of close-quarters combat and constant assaults from above and below with war-movie clichés that haven’t been updated since before the real Battle Of Stalingrad. It’s history written with airbrush.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Amid all the excess busyness, there are formulas within formulas.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    This ultimately isn’t a film about human fallibility, but about high-concept grotesquerie for its own sake.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Transcendence wants to use this future panic to comment meaningfully on our current interconnectedness and inorganic lifestyle, but it’s screaming too much to have that conversation.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The bigger The Protector 2 gets, the further it gets away from Jaa’s basic appeals.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The only splash of cold water comes from Lake Bell as J.B.’s bohemian tenant, who pops his bubble of self-importance (and the film’s) whenever she gets the opportunity... her chemistry with Hamm, who gives his slickster all the dimension he can, offers a nice relief from the broad culture comedy and sentimental button-pushing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    That’s a lot of concept for a 90-minute horror-comedy, and All Cheerleaders Die handles it with a haphazard, catch-as-catch-can style that matches its tonal schizophrenia.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Derrickson gives it everything he’s got, but when a film offers “Break On Through (To The Other Side)” as a spiritual pathway, it’s hard to take seriously.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Sex Tape is a case study in how little interest American movies—and especially American sex comedies—have in dealing with sex as anything other than a source of cheap giggles and nonstop humiliation.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    It could generously be referred to as a character study about a detective haunted by her past, and a case that forces her to confront that past in Biblical terms. It could less generously be referred to as a pseudo-spiritual thriller that tries to literalize scriptural mythos in the same bloody terms David Fincher’s Seven used to literalize the Seven Deadly Sins, only far less artfully.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The November Man doesn’t pause for a moment’s breath, which tightens up the action at the expense of clarity, character development, wit, politics, themes, subtext, and all the other things that can go into a thriller besides bang-bang and crash-crash.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    By trying to have it both ways—goosing up black-market trafficking for cheap thrills, while posing as being sincere about a real global scourge—the film winds up stuck in the middle.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Say this for The Equalizer: It gets the job done, and that job, to quote A Clockwork Orange, is delivering a little of the old ultra-violence.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The shorts in The ABCs Of Death 2 are wholly forgettable, and leave the limits of the gimmicky conceit completely exposed.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Vigalondo is shooting for something densely layered, an expression of the complexity and moral murkiness of the hacker sphere, but he doesn’t have the plot sorted out.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    It’s a case study on how the quality of screen partners is only as good as the quality of the romantic obstacles separating them.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    In Lau and Loo’s telling, the off-the-boat indoctrination of young, undocumented Chinese families into vicious gangsterism is overstated and cartoonish, like The Warriors trying to pass itself off as a docudrama.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    The most pressing issue with Ouija is that Stiles and Snowden cannot seem to write a single interesting line of dialogue. They volley between conversational banalities and whatever exposition might be needed to get the film to its next scary setpiece.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Director Kevin Greutert, who cut his teeth on the Saw series (editing the first five and directing Saw VI and Saw 3D), whips up some generic Louisiana atmosphere, but his PG-13 shock effects are ineffectual, and he’s eventually given over entirely to a story that twists into melodramatic knots. The takeaway from all this: Sometimes less is more.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    Save for the vague aura of danger surrounding Guzmán—which palpably engulfs the filmmakers as they get deeper into the cartel’s “Golden Triangle”—Drug Lord has trouble forming a coherent point of view.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    What Penguins Of Madagascar needs is a roomful of ruthless editors to take jokes out of the script, particularly the ones aimed at pleasing the grown-ups in the audience.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Scott Tobias
    One of the problems with We Are The Giant is that not all the stories carry equal weight, both in terms of effectiveness and in the sheer amount of time Barker spends on them.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 35 Scott Tobias
    Produced in partnership with YouTube and distributed by National Geographic Films, the documentary Life in a Day is offspring with the worst genetic traits of both: narcissism on a global scale, speckled with pretty pictures. In a world without books or magazines, this is the movie people would watch in the waiting room at the dentist's office.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    With minimal flare and maximal gore, Boll simply delivers the turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences that have made him the unstoppable Big Boss of the gaming community.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Okay, so when does the fun start?
    • 45 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Though he labors endlessly to account for her behavior, which is explained away by flashbacks to her decadent parents and a glamorous mother-figure played under Vaseline lens by an uncredited Sandra Bullock, Bacon fails to make her seem human.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Arriving late to the scene, Another Gay Movie coughs up the same awkward gags about coming of age via false starts and sexual humiliation, only the genuine sweetness and camaraderie that made the first "Pie" movie bearable has been replaced by glib self-awareness.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Stiller's continued efforts to court the broadest possible audience has taken the edge off his comedy. Whenever he shares screen time with Williams, it looks like the grim future he's mapping out for himself.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    If there were a shred of sincerity to its straight-faced exposé of African strife, the film would be easier to forgive, but since it's really just a cheap horror-thriller about an ancient predator, the austere tone does it no favors.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Krasinski knows how to play off Williams--his pained looks are all too appropriate in the face of Williams' desperate shtick--but it's disillusioning to see him here, because he seems too smart for this film.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Thornton is one of America's finest actors, but after this, "Bad News Bears," and "School For Scoundrels," his run of loveably irascible authority-figure roles should probably come to a close. He's kicked around one child too many.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    The emotions at play in Bella are no doubt heartfelt--and must have resonated with a few hundred people, anyway--but they're so cut-and-dried that the mawkish script virtually writes itself.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    No doubt the list of talent involved in this remake sounded great, but the project hasn't been thought through as anything more than an arch exercise in style. And even in that trifling end, it fails utterly.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Only the so-bad-it's-good crowd need apply.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    It's a measure of the film's lack of imagination that Morris Chestnut, as an aspiring songwriter logging time as a mall Santa, can't even think of a good fake occupation.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Taken together, these stories are a symphony of inconsequentiality, drained of tension and purpose until all that remains is a vague sense of collective ennui.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Dane Cook plays a smug jerk in the dismal comedy My Best Friend's Girl. Strike that: He's only ACTING like a smug jerk.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    The film looks to do for reflective surfaces what "Amityville 4" did for killer lamps.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    It takes guts to remake what many believe to be Hitchcock's first masterpiece, but what Ondaatje's done with The Lodger could not be mistaken for ambition.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    It's now a straight-up crime and retribution flick, capped off by the dumbest wolf-feeding coda a 13-year-old ever dreamed up.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Nowrasteh constantly overplays his hand, not realizing that some horrors speak for themselves.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Features a running gag about a little boy in the midst of potty training who doesn’t always go where it’s appropriate. In a nutshell, that subplot explains everything that’s wrong about the film.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Cody’s script fails in the fundamentals.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    The characters in The Burning Plain are so narrowly defined by tragedy that they reveal no other facets of humanity.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    With Cop Out, Smith works from a script other than his own for the first time--this one penned by siblings Mark and Robb Cullen--but his slack direction siphons the energy out of this tongue-in-cheek throwback to ’80s mismatched-buddy comedies.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Few of the scenes in The Perfect Game feel authentic, but the ones in Monterrey are especially lacking in flavor.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Bratt’s character is stuck in old ways of thinking, and the movie, for all its well-meaning social intent, is right there with him.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    On balance, more dignity is lost than gained.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Disney has once again constructed a digital environment out of cutting-edge special effects, only this time, it isn't merely silly; it's as dry and talky as a PBS panel show.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Spacey has made a career out of projecting the smarmy elitism of the powerful, but Casino Jack is so painfully clunky that he gets dragged down along with it.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    It's loud, relentless, and difficult to endure, capturing the experience of ground-level alien warfare with woeful verisimilitude.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    The film is curiously sterile and lifeless, hardly the stuff of revolution. It feels more like an ideologically reversed "Tucker: The Man And His Dream," written and performed by robots.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    A film so utterly lacking in conviction, it needs a 25-year-old Tom Cruise vehicle just to keep its spine straight.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Monte Carlo finally resolves itself in a farcical climax that at least shows a little energy, but it isn't enough to overcome the discomfiting tensions and indifferent formula filmmaking that plagues nearly every scene.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    The whole thing is rigged for crowd-pleasing payoffs - a bit about chocolate pie gets more mileage than a Prius - and those payoffs are about honoring white viewers for not being horrible racists. Kudos to them.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    As the plot unfolds, brick by brick, the structure starts to wobble until it finally collapses into unintentional comedy.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    The indie rom-com/sitcom L!fe Happens is a case study in how bad movies can turn an ordinary, relatable situation into a grotesque distortion with only a passing resemblance to the way actual human beings live and interact with each other.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Writer-director Mary Harron, a supremely intelligent adaptor who did wonders with the screen version of Bret Easton Ellis' "American Psycho," simply doesn't have the chops to give this story the florid kick it needs.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Director Rob Whitehair doesn't do much to complicate what's essentially a promotional featurette for Wiede and Tucker's Wild Sentry organization, presenting the anti-wolf faction as rabid, irrational, and extreme. But he can't be blamed for wanting to stoke the drama a little: Without it, True Wolf would be a lesson in the care and feeding of an exotic pet.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    These are all legitimate concerns, which Navarro supports with testimony from economists, politicians, union leaders, and businesspeople, but they're undermined at every point by a sky-is-falling hysteria that registers as white noise. It's the documentary equivalent of a raving street-corner derelict.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    Red Dawn without the jingoism is like a pie without the filling - it collapses into splintered mush.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 33 Scott Tobias
    The cutaways to this cop-on-the-edge plot are jarring and lacking in conviction, and when the whole tortured mess comes together in a twist-filled third act, Safe Haven becomes a full-blown calamity.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    It reduces a large cast to an unwieldy collection of simpletons and caricatures.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Channels Toback in his purest form, which will probably be a treat for auteurists and a headache for just about everyone else.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    A major disappointment that lacks the courage to follow through on its premise's themes.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Impossible to swallow as truth, this Rambo treatment is equally hard to enjoy as escapism.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    In Dead Or Alive: Final, Miike trades his grimly comic, sex-and-blood insignia for a self-consciously wacky conflation of Hong Kong action cinema and Japanese anime, with a little cheap science fiction tossed in for good measure.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    An aggressive black comedy that seeks to satisfy a bloodlust already quelled many times over.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    LaPaglia brings the hero into a world of greed and compromised values, but his fork-tongued monologues aren't remotely seductive, which makes the ending a foregone conclusion.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Too often, Formula 51 fails to differentiate between gleeful excess and white noise.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    In the absence of sincerity, Cletis Tout creates a vacuum that flushes out the entire story, leaving nothing but its own hollow cleverness.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Lawrence clamors for the spotlight. If he ever found a way to make desperation look like charisma, he'd be the funniest man in America.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Basically a prim, desexualized "Carrie," told from the prom date's perspective and featuring Peter Coyote in the Piper Laurie role.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Bad Boys II is the rare case in which escapism involves leaving the theater.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    De Niro and Murphy are visibly uncomfortable with each other. Their improvisation seems chaotic and mismanaged, and the movie follows in kind.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    A deadly earnest, relentlessly solemn affair.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    There's no forgiving the home-movie slackness of Greendale for its numbing dearth of imagination.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Opens with its snazziest effects sequences and gets cheaper from there, as if studio executives were constantly scaling back the budget as the filmmakers went along.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Nothing is more dangerous than a sequel to a wildly successful awful movie, because the artisans involved have to preserve the franchise, which means honoring the original formula as if it were a cure for cancer.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    The only redeeming moments come from Walken, whose assured, effortless screen presence stands out from his faceless co-stars. Taped to a leather chair and bleeding profusely from a severed finger, he's still the most powerful person in the room.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Everly tries to patch together a profile out of borrowed news clips and shoddy videography. In the process, Frank's charisma and force never emerge.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Saw
    Though dumber than a box of rocks, Saw forges ahead with the kind of conviction and energy that will keep bad-cinema junkies sitting bolt upright.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Stone has made an excruciating disaster for the ages.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Chadha doesn't seem at home with either Austen or Bollywood, and her ambitions far exceed her competence in the song-and-dance numbers, which are a clutter of stiff choreography and silly original lyrics.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Though serviceable as a primer on Soviet history under Stalin, the film's sloppy assemblage of dull interviews and stock footage never comes close to illuminating a life that the Russian people have long cherished as a precious enigma.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    In reviving the beloved Disney property, Robinson attempts to resuscitate the fast-motion shots and sub-Three Stooges physical comedy of classic Herbie, but the new model seems distantly related to the innocent, peppy little car of old.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Between the performances in the bedroom and on stage, 9 Songs gives off plenty of heat, but the whole project seems half-thought-out and hastily arranged, hampered by butt-ugly DV photography that turn skin tones grimy and make the Brixton scenes look as high-grain as a bowl of Mueslix.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    This Arthur cravenly turns Susan into a monstrous status-seeker, making her less of a human being and thus much easier for Arthur to trample over in securing a meaningful adult relationship.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Stevens wants to honor the living legends who have miraculously agreed to appear in his movie, but after spending a full hour treating their characters like cartoons, the about-face into heartfelt slop lacks the necessary gravitas.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Between the loaded conversations and metaphors, and the phony overlay of a children's fairy tale, The Playroom can't stop telegraphing themes and interpreting itself. There's nothing left for the audience to do.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Wiig’s new comedy sulks limply along with her, unable to bring the kind of energy that might complement her tendency to underplay every scene.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    It couldn’t be a simpler, more workable premise for a good B-movie, but the amount of effort put into making it fast and edgy is inversely proportional to the scant thrills it yields.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Afternoon Delight is one of those bad films that seem to drift further and further away from a recognizable reality the more we get to know it.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Free Birds feels like Hollywood brining small children for the blockbusters they’ll pay to see when they’re older. It’s littered with quips, but the film puts a premium on loud, effects-driven action that mistakes nonstop intensity for cartoony entertainment.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Brill’s point that there should be no such thing as a “walk of shame” is a good one, but he lacks the conviction to see it through honestly—or humorously.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Premature isn’t nearly as inventive and witty as Groundhog Day or Edge Of Tomorrow about finding fresh angles on repeating events, and it overestimates how much the audience might care about the self-improvement of a bland, clueless douchebag.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    At least White summons the camp energy that Lake Placid is fecklessly seeking.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    While discipline and self-control certainly figure into Ladouceur’s teachings, there’s also a passion and drive that’s totally absent from Caviezel’s performance. It’s not that the film needs any more goosing—it’s broad and shameless even by inspirational-sports-movie standards—but its basic lack of plausibility starts with him.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    All would be forgiven if director Brian A. Miller were the next John Woo, but the shootouts and car chases call to mind adjectives like “requisite” and “obligatory,” and the ready-made New Orleans ambience is nonexistent, probably for budgetary reasons.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Even allowing The Identical its premise, the reframing of the Elvis myth as a wholesome example of following God’s plan is not as inspirational as the film seems to believe. Rock fantasies are rarely this milquetoast.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    The impression left by Harmontown is that the podcast and the tour are feeding the beast, worsening a pathology that casts him as the “mayor” of whatever stage he happens to be occupying at the moment.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Dracula Untold boldly attempts to retell the Dracula origin story by sinking its teeth into Bram Stoker’s novel and draining it of all the passion, sensuality, and ambience that have seduced readers and moviegoers since the turn of the 20th century.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 30 Scott Tobias
    Alejandro González Iñárritu is a pretentious fraud, but it’s taken some time to understand the precise nature of his fraudulence.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    The original should have been a short film; the new version shouldn't exist at all.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Just My Luck, a lazy spitballing session of karmic humor, hinged on the sort of generic rom-com contrivances that keep movies like these from ending at a reasonable time.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    The only rational explanation for how an abysmal no-budget film like Cavite could get released theatrically is that its makers, co-writer/directors Ian Gamazon and Neill Dela Llana, have come up with a from-the-headlines hook too big to deny.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    It shouldn't be surprising that writer-director Steve Oedekerk, the man responsible for "Kung Pow! Enter The Fist" and the second "Ace Ventura" movie, considers single-celled organisms as he shoots for the lowest common denominator.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Crossover doesn't have the competence to make it exciting or the desire to explore what's really at stake for these players.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Country Music Television's answer to "Elizabethtown."
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Even with a wild card like Black desperately retooling his lines, there's nothing authentic or personal about The Holiday--it's as chilling as heart-warmers get.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Seems to go out of its way to obliterate all the elements that made the original so special.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Abysmal.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Assembles the most motley group of incompetents this side of a "Police Academy" movie, yet somehow misses the laughs. But humorlessness is probably the least of the film's problems, lagging behind amateur-night performances from the no-name cast, a homogenous visual palette (and from a music-video director, no less!), and lots of pointless sadism.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    It goes without saying that Evan Almighty, a kid-friendly follow-up to the Jim Carrey vehicle "Bruce Almighty," is more Ronald McDonald than Holy Bible, but it didn't have to be this epically trite.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    In a genre where killers love to play head games, it's a clever idea (Cohen's?) to have this one remain mute, but that leaves Cuthbert to carry much of the psychological load, and there's no substance to her character, apart from the suggestion that she's being punished for her vanity.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    There's an audience out there for this kind of thing--Cook is obviously a populist, and Norbit made bushels of money--but if this is what passes for funny, what in the world of comedy DOESN'T qualify?
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Ritchie has said that it takes several viewings to fully understand what's going on in Revolver, but once will be enough for most to agree to take his word for it.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Cultists will be happy to discover that In The Name Of The King bears all the so-bad-it's-good hallmarks of a classic Boll production.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Currently stopping by theaters briefly en route to DVD, the film tries to position Jameson as the next Linnea Quigley, the B-movie queen behind such enduring titles as "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" and "Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama."
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    To think that a semi-major studio financed a production this low-rent and listless is amazing: Since when did MGM start making student films?
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Madonna presents the three leads as flawed but essentially decent and redeemable, but they're bound up in a story that's meant to affirm a vague set of values. If she needs to justify the "Sex" book by charting her own contrived path from filth to heavenly wisdom, that's fine. But she should do it on her own time.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Sandler’s laziness, sloppiness, and cynical pandering are all over Bedtime Stories, and it turns what’s intended to be a graceful intersection of fairytale whimsy and real-world slapstick into an ugly, head-on collision.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Doing his best to class up the joint, "The Wire's" Idris Elba stars as the perfect man.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    The sort of rom-com apparatus that no relationship can overcome.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Any resemblance the film bears to real people and real situations is purely coincidental.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    There’s hardly an authentic second in the film.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    It’s a busier and less coherent film, too, with a baffling master plot and a crowded pileup of special effects in search of something to do.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Though he commits to a lot of embarrassing silliness, Murphy projects so little genuine warmth that his transformation barely registers.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Sports movies have a long, troubled history of well-meaning white paternalism, with poor black athletes finding success through white charity. But The Blind Side, based on Michael Lewis’ non-fiction book, finds a new low.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    A flagrantly ridiculous thriller that tries to retrofit "Saw" to function as a mainstream, semi-respectable vigilante picture
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Tennant and his actors have done the bare minimum to carry their lifeless movie past the finish line, and their apathy reads a lot like contempt.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Baruchel and Eve never shed that awkward first-date chemistry, which speaks less to their talents or the possibilities of mismatched romance than to a movie that forces them together like animals being mated in captivity.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Offers a taming-of-the-shrew scenario so relentlessly bland and old-fashioned it makes "Dear John," the Sparks adaptation from two months ago, look like "Last Tango In Paris."
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    There isn’t a whiff of humility or self-deprecation to Clay, Roque, Jensen, Cougar, and Pooch, a collection of black-ops douchebags and our ostensible heroes.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    With every project, he pops open the same trunkload of shtick and leaves everyone to argue over whether it’s art. It’s a win-win situation for Korine, who’s either a genius or a provocateur who’s succeeded in gaming his stuffy critics.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    It's a big-hearted, well-intentioned disaster.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Killers isn’t an entertainment, it’s a high-speed spat.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Perhaps someday, in the greatest twist of all, Shyamalan will be remembered as the Hitchcock of the early 21st century. Until then, movies like Devil will be misunderstood as schlock.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Not surprisingly, the remake gussies up the grindhouse roughness of the first film, which makes it relatively more palatable-yet still vapid and repulsive-while also, in a perverse way, selling it out.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    It's neither remotely convincing as true-to-life drama or lurid and propulsive enough to work as exploitation. It's just bad.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    The best that could be said of Yogi Bear is that it doesn't diminish its source material.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    When the conclusion leaves the door open for still another sequel, it feels like an invitation to a living wake.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    A deplorable unofficial reworking of "Single White Female."
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    When the material gets really bad, as it does in the dismal Did You Hear About The Morgans?, Grant's pinched facial expressions become an inadvertent commentary on the movie he's making, as if he plainly realizes that his one-liners are tanking.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Not a second of it is convincing - or compelling - but then the film is about "utopia," a blandly idealized place unblemished by hardship, malice, sin, or errant golf strokes.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Given the creepiest rom-com premise this side of "Addicted To Love" - which at least had the wisdom to reflect on its camera-obscura voyeurism - director McG tries to turn This Means War into a cool pop confection along the lines of his Charlie's Angels movies. But pouring on the douchey hipness and charm only makes things worse.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    ATM
    No, the indie horror movie ATM is not about a psychotic automated teller that charges the steepest of convenience fees - your life! - but it isn't much smarter than that premise, either.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Gallagher briefly threatens to turn Smiley into something closer to the hallucinatory psychological horror of "Repulsion," but he retreats to the more conventional twists and jump-scares expected of bottom-of-the-barrel slasher films like this one. This film will not do for the Internet what "Psycho" did for showers - no more computers have to be smashed because of it.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    An abysmal sequel that abandons the found-footage concept, along with the pockets of wit and originality that made its predecessor salvageable.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    Nearly everything that happens in Olympus Has Fallen is ludicrous, yet because the fate of the president and the nation hangs in the balance, the crisis is treated with the gravitas of Paul Scofield at the West End.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Scott Tobias
    A deeply off-putting independent comedy.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Debrauwer's characterization is as sharp and incisive as a butter knife.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Despite her healthy fan base, Notorious C.H.O. looks like the dead-end to a limited repertoire.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Major characters drop in and out of sight, WWII begins and ends without much fanfare, and full decades pass in the space of a few cuts.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    It's hard to fathom what they intended for this forgettable group of lonelyhearts, other than to choreograph a whopping 14 happy endings at once--all of them forced, none of them earned.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Perhaps due to the talent of everyone involved, Dreamcatcher moves with an oddly exhilarating awfulness that sets it apart from more run-of-the-mill horror films, which lack the imagination and budget to be so thoroughly misconceived.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Ritchie's frivolous comedy tries to have it both ways, thinning out the material for mass consumption while still sticking to the script -- an unstable alchemy that backfires horribly.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Directed without a shred of imagination by Denzel Washington -- Antwone Fisher masks a behind-the-scenes story that's far more inspiring than the phony uplift that makes it onto the screen.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    It's hard to imagine a more ill-advised choice of source material.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Estela Bravo's disgraceful documentary Fidel could have been financed by the man himself.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Brazenly ridiculous.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Awash in cheap shocks and corny sentiment, Dragonfly aspires to be an inspirational thriller about one man's spiritual journey, but it takes little time for him to reach his destination. All that's left for him and the audience to do is solve a riddle unfit for the back of a cereal box.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Includes a few half-hearted ironies about how people are really serving dogs, not the other way around, but even those gags are cribbed from a retired Seinfeld routine.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Stranding an able supporting cast in mostly disposable roles--including Jacqueline Bisset, Mary Kay Place, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Amber Benson--Cox writes himself into several corners, then plots honking contrivances to get out of them.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Swarming with zombies on both sides of the camera, the film is unrelentingly relentless, leaving no room for original director George Romero's wry satire on consumerism or his slow-paced, creeping undead.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Adored stands at the crossroads where Telemundo and beefcake magazines collide, but for strangers to that intersection, the film's camp value is exceeded only by its tedium.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Deeply personal and deeply silly.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    There's hardly a character, plot twist, or musical theme in the whole enterprise that isn't primed to go straight for the tear ducts, as if Johnson assumes that his audience is incapable of mounting a defense.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    It sends a bad message to the film's young audience that the daughter of a world leader needn't be more than a vapid bikini-stuffer.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Dreadful.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    Inept.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Scott Tobias
    The whole three-ring circus winds up in a church for a redemptive finale, but by then, Diary has committed too many sins for even the most generous soul to offer salvation.

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