Crazy? Crazy is too mild a word by far to describe the twisted worm at play inside the skull of the Canadian director David
Cronenberg -- And that craziness is given full vent in the vomitorium called eXistenZ.
Thankfully, after its terrific start, Don't Say a Word transmogrifies so totally into Hollywood hooey that it's actually a relief. I'd hate to see a disturbance in the karmic perfection of Douglas's pitch-pure mediocrity.