Susan Wloszczyna

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For 460 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Shrek
Lowest review score: 0 Nine Lives
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 78 out of 460
460 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It’s enough to make H.G. Wells roll his eyes as he rolls in his grave.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Partisan, Cassel’s latest movie that smartly keeps his innate menace on a slow, low simmer, isn’t nearly as convincing or compelling as its star.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    I might have tolerated the film much more with the sound off. With the volume on, this movie feels like a mucho-macho Saturday morning cartoon—specifically Bugs Bunny toying with his eternal pursuer, Elmer Fudd.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    As funny as it can be, this underdawg comedy isn't much more than Sandler's golf-oriented "Happy Gilmore" with a Cajun accent. [6 November 1998, p. 10E]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's so predictable, you can set your watch to when the bulimic will sneak away to the bathroom.
    • USA Today
    • 19 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Crave, a creepy and deliberately paced thriller that is effective in its unpleasantness.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But the best moments are in the trailer (the squirting skunk, the asparagus in the teeth), and they are funnier in short doses than lazily strung together. [10 Nov 1995 Pg. 01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The original was a Midol moment, this is a Prozac exercise. [12 March 1999, Life, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of focusing on gastronomic nirvana, this listless culinary drama feels and looks more like a glossy European travel commercial.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Where once Waters was brilliantly polluted, now he comes off diluted.
    • USA Today
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The kid is the most mature person on screen. Otherwise, it is gripe, gripe, gripe and snipe, snipe, snipe, all served family style with a bare minimum of relatability.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Funny how Madonna borrows Everett, Julia Roberts' gay pal from "My Best Friend's Wedding," and Bratt, Roberts' real-life beau, to be her co-stars. If only she could borrow her talent.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What Atlantis gains in chills and thrills, it loses in pure emotion.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Thomas' easygoing warmth helps to melt Stiles' icy veneer, and one of Dance's few pleasures is an extended musical segment where she tries to ape his homeboy posturings.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    More important than the washed-out blue-tinged rooms, bleached white interiors and sun-blasted sea and sand is Cruz, who single-handedly breathes a sense of genuineness into this maudlin exercise even if she can’t cure all of its flaws.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The only possible reasons to do this concept again is sheer laziness (it's easier to borrow an idea) and pure greed (it's cheaper to borrow an idea). [2 April 1999, Life, p.6E]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you drop the "c" in hockey you get a perfect description of Mystery, Alaska.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The opposite of entertainment, a self-satisfied soap opera from hell. But anyone itchy to see Ricci in her fleshy glory will adore her femme fatale for the Jerry Springer age, a Stanwyck stoked on steroids and SweeTarts.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Save for a few references of being abandoned by his birth parents and adopted later, the source of Jobs's jerky behavior never is revealed.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Too bad Boys has more gas than wind beneath its wings. [03 Feb 1995, Pg.04.D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Don't look for any belly laughs, but Quick Change will help you put on a happy face. [13 Jul 1990, p. 4D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pretentious and show-offy, the noirish drama fairly reeks of film-student overkill.
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    May be dull, but the familiarity of it all makes it feel ceremonial, a reassuring ritual.
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is never a good situation when a subtitled foreign release is highly dependent on words to get its point across—especially when those words are supposed to make you laugh.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This layered melodrama strains for emotional impact with only occasional success while eventually blurring into an overlong and contrived parlor trick.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The ending stinks.
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This supposedly uplifting true-life baseball tale never quite strikes the necessary emotional sweet spots that these types of inspirational sports movies shamelessly if effectively milk, despite a pitch with great potential.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Circle has a wit and warmth that makes something as glibly contemporary as Reality Bites seem trite and toothless. [15 Mar 1995, Pg.06.D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A soulless spectacle.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Proudly stupid, silly and gory.
    • USA Today

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