Susan Wloszczyna

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For 405 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 58% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 39% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 The Silence of the Lambs
Lowest review score: 25 The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 71 out of 405
405 movie reviews
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But the best moments are in the trailer (the squirting skunk, the asparagus in the teeth), and they are funnier in short doses than lazily strung together. [10 Nov 1995 Pg. 01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The original was a Midol moment, this is a Prozac exercise. [12 March 1999, Life, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of focusing on gastronomic nirvana, this listless culinary drama feels and looks more like a glossy European travel commercial.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Where once Waters was brilliantly polluted, now he comes off diluted.
    • USA Today
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The kid is the most mature person on screen. Otherwise, it is gripe, gripe, gripe and snipe, snipe, snipe, all served family style with a bare minimum of relatability.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Funny how Madonna borrows Everett, Julia Roberts' gay pal from "My Best Friend's Wedding," and Bratt, Roberts' real-life beau, to be her co-stars. If only she could borrow her talent.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What Atlantis gains in chills and thrills, it loses in pure emotion.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Thomas' easygoing warmth helps to melt Stiles' icy veneer, and one of Dance's few pleasures is an extended musical segment where she tries to ape his homeboy posturings.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The only possible reasons to do this concept again is sheer laziness (it's easier to borrow an idea) and pure greed (it's cheaper to borrow an idea). [2 April 1999, Life, p.6E]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you drop the "c" in hockey you get a perfect description of Mystery, Alaska.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The opposite of entertainment, a self-satisfied soap opera from hell. But anyone itchy to see Ricci in her fleshy glory will adore her femme fatale for the Jerry Springer age, a Stanwyck stoked on steroids and SweeTarts.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Save for a few references of being abandoned by his birth parents and adopted later, the source of Jobs's jerky behavior never is revealed.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Too bad Boys has more gas than wind beneath its wings. [03 Feb 1995, Pg.04.D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Don't look for any belly laughs, but Quick Change will help you put on a happy face. [13 Jul 1990, p. 4D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pretentious and show-offy, the noirish drama fairly reeks of film-student overkill.
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    May be dull, but the familiarity of it all makes it feel ceremonial, a reassuring ritual.
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is never a good situation when a subtitled foreign release is highly dependent on words to get its point across—especially when those words are supposed to make you laugh.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This layered melodrama strains for emotional impact with only occasional success while eventually blurring into an overlong and contrived parlor trick.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The ending stinks.
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This supposedly uplifting true-life baseball tale never quite strikes the necessary emotional sweet spots that these types of inspirational sports movies shamelessly if effectively milk, despite a pitch with great potential.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Circle has a wit and warmth that makes something as glibly contemporary as Reality Bites seem trite and toothless. [15 Mar 1995, Pg.06.D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A soulless spectacle.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Proudly stupid, silly and gory.
    • USA Today
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Dr. Dolittle does do a lot of stuff right. [ 26 June 1998, p. 12 E]
    • USA Today
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing better than boys with really big toys. Especially when the boys are men like Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman, top talents who duke it out among the nukes in the propulsively pulse-pounding undersea thriller Crimson Tide. [12May1995 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    I kept thinking about “Lilo & Stitch” while watching Home, a decidedly disappointing effort based on the popular kid-lit book “The True Meaning of Smekday” from the already embattled folks at DreamWorks Animation.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's as messy as a teen’s bedroom and packed with all manner of distracting clutter that needlessly burdens a plot.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A wisp of ghost story that promises insight but is strictly soft focus.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mirren is about the only reason this slow-moving revenge tale tingles at all.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Spend 60 years in jail with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, and you'll understand why they call it the pokey. [16 April 1999, Life, p.5E]
    • USA Today

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