Susan Wloszczyna

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For 472 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 True Romance
Lowest review score: 0 Nine Lives
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 80 out of 472
472 movie reviews
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Proudly stupid, silly and gory.
    • USA Today
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Dr. Dolittle does do a lot of stuff right. [ 26 June 1998, p. 12 E]
    • USA Today
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing better than boys with really big toys. Especially when the boys are men like Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman, top talents who duke it out among the nukes in the propulsively pulse-pounding undersea thriller Crimson Tide. [12May1995 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    I kept thinking about “Lilo & Stitch” while watching Home, a decidedly disappointing effort based on the popular kid-lit book “The True Meaning of Smekday” from the already embattled folks at DreamWorks Animation.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's as messy as a teen’s bedroom and packed with all manner of distracting clutter that needlessly burdens a plot.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    My diagnosis of why Morgan malfunctions as a chilling plunge into blood-splattered mayhem is that, before the midway point, it is pretty obvious what the eventual outcome and supposed big reveal will be. This is not the fault of the actors necessarily — there are highly respected talents involved here. It is just that we have seen most of this unfold before.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A wisp of ghost story that promises insight but is strictly soft focus.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mirren is about the only reason this slow-moving revenge tale tingles at all.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Spend 60 years in jail with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, and you'll understand why they call it the pokey. [16 April 1999, Life, p.5E]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    And the matter-of-fact portrayal of a bi-racial relationship is presented just as it should be — unremarked upon.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The conclusion is a sweet bit of frosting on an otherwise unremarkable confection.
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nichols usually can lure A-list casts to even C-grade projects, and this is no exception.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is one thing about Barefoot that makes it at least a guilty pleasure. Once you ignore how improbable Daisy is — there is something oddly captivating about Wood's performance.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    In the annals of sexually-charged event cinema, Fifty Shades of Grey barely lights a candle let alone combusts with unbridled forbidden passion.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Don’t be distracted by the eye-pleasing purple and lavender hues that have been added to the typically chilly color palette. This plot is as disjointed as it sounds.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This not-quite-horror movie is so indulgently languorous — some might describe it as poetic and mournful while those who are less kind would dismiss it as plodding and downright depressing — it is likely to test the patience of many viewers.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Higher Learning: John Singleton's ambitious potpourri of on-campus tensions - date rape, black power, white supremacy - all too quickly lapses into pandering preachiness. [17 Feb 1995, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Irons is the gawky one. His Hardy is a socially inept bachelor who is ill-suited to the role of nurturing mentor and father figure.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The more real Friday gets, the better it is. [26 Apr 1995]
    • USA Today
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The issue of so-called “illegals” could not be more timely and, if Spare Parts does anything, it attempts to humanize the situation of those children who cope with this limbo-land existence without having had much choice in the matter.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pure wish-fulfillment for Shaq-watchers who can't get enough of their 7-foot-1 basketball hero. [17 July 1996, p. 9D]
    • USA Today
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Max
    Instead of building upon the welcome openness of that potentially healing father-son encounter, Max stumbles through some iffy crime-thriller territory and ends up pushing its PG rating to its limit.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the very least, the makers of That Awkward Moment should get credit for savvy casting.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Reeks of the kind of atmosphere that makes you reach for the Lysol.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Young girls will enjoy Lohan's matchmaking antics. But nostalgia-craving oldsters should stick to fond memories of Hayley [Mills]'s heyday.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    That Mrs. Doubtfire, a Tootsie Poppins for our times, misfires in the plausibility department and mis-aims its well-meaning if muddled messages about divorce doesn't matter. [24 Nov 1993 Pg. 01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A cheap and easy amusement, one that's gone a little stale and never quite rises to the occasion.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This senior-class Cabaret is just a TV after-school special with a better soundtrack. [05 Mar 1993]
    • USA Today
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Those who go to see “Dead Men Don’t Tell Tales” might just recognize that hollow feeling as they leave the theater.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A romantic comedy has to woo an audience into taking a chance on love. While You Were Sleeping is that kind of sneaky charmer, more riveting than ribbit-ing. [21 Apr 1995, Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today

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