Looks plain silly without an appropriate tone or sustaining context.

Gun Shy can't rise on wobbly legs, and its real potential is lost for good.

What we have here is a small story in an oversized setting.

In all, this film is a major disappointment with a few powerful highlights.

Don't be surprised if you exit Here On Earth feeling both moved and incredulous.

Can anyone but a lapsed Catholic possibly be interested in this unpleasant, anti-Papist creepshow?

The collapse of Office Space's second half is so egregious that one can't help but suspect Judge's Achilles heel may be his writing. It's not that he can't write -- it's just that his ideas tend to shine better within a pool of fellow scribes, as proven in his television career.

An excruciating misfire.

Heckerling fails to crack the outer shell of the story and its key relationships.

Overpraised, intellectually soft, narratively unfocused, and thematically ambivalent.

It's a complete drag.

As with most non-Disney animated features, Trumpet of the Swan does make the Mouse look like a genius.

It's insulting and devalues the experience of watching not just this film but all films.

Looks and moves like a film whose vital organs were yanked before shooting commenced.

There's a lost opportunity here.

Dreadful suspense piece that has "Mystery Science Theater" appeal written all over it.

Nearly incomprehensible story.

A painfully unfunny movie.

Watching Left Behind's plodding screen adaptation may make you feel the Deity has already abandoned us to a shockingly dull post-apocalypse.

Custom-made for an audience of mouth-breathers.

Could have afforded to be a little loftier and still be quite funny. Instead, it's a waste.

It's sporadically funny but often unfunny, the latter worse than not being funny enough.

I don't like Say It Isn't So, but I understand its karmic inevitability.

This is pretty much a lazy film with a few lighthearted moments and no substance.

A sequel from hell.

A black comedy that never gets black enough to inspire Farrelly-style decadence.

God-awful.

I would rather have been scraping gum off my shoe than sitting there another minute.