For 1,277 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 50% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

V.A. Musetto's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 Bad Education
Lowest review score: 0 Controlled Chaos
Score distribution:
1,277 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    My only question: Why does Kleine -- who's married to Andre Gregory of "My Dinner With Andre" fame -- think that anybody outside her family gives a damn?
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    A convoluted, pointless thriller that wastes the considerable talent of Max von Sydow.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Unlike Cursed, which resorts to blatant but unconvincing gore and violence, "The Wolf Man" (1941) gets its point across through suggestion, makeup and spooky sets.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    The Greeks have a word for Blackmail Boy: boring.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    An Amsterdam mess.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    The landscapes are exotic and Kilcher is erotic, but the film plays like a generic made-for-TV biopic.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Nothing happens that hasn't been done better in other films, among them Thomas Vinterberg's excellent 1998 "The Celebration."
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Lou Diamond Phillips is let down by an uninspired supporting cast, including Bruce Weitz as a crippled con artist and Tracy Middendorf as the requisite femme fatale, a clichéd script, and flat direction by Stephen Purvis.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Melodramatic and heavy-handed.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Never rises above the level of a second-rate TV sit-com.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Becomes more and more confused, unpleasant and preposterous.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    The one highlight is Julia Nickson, who breathes life into the role of Ethan's evil stepmom.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Features some good acting, but most of it doesn't ring true.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    The actors are personable, but they're burdened with a script full of stereotypical characters and offensive jokes. By the time Christmas Day arrives, this movie will thankfully be long forgotten.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Every once in a while the old-fashioned costume drama comes alive, only to sink again into run-of-the-mill special effects and long periods of talkative tedium.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    If there's a fresh idea in When Harry Tries To Marry, I couldn't find it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    If all terrorists were like these idiots, the US would have nothing to worry about.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Most are exercises in sickening bad taste, with an emphasis on human bodily functions. The biggest stinkers? “T Is for Toilet” and “F Is for Fart.”
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    So bland that it fails to make an impression.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    The movie's one-star rating is solely for Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who provides eye candy as Morris' film-student granddaughter, Lisa.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    If there is anything positive in The Girl Next Door, it is the brave performance by Auffarth, who is in her early 20s. Other than that, there's little reason to see the movie. Unless, of course, you get off on watching the sexual exploitation of underage girls.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    The cinematography and sets look great, but the script is a bummer. It's overlong, overwrought and overblown.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    Peros probably intends Footprints to be an homage to Hollywood's Golden Age. But the script's so incoherent and the acting so amateurish that it makes the worst old-time Hollywood B-flick seem like "Citizen Kane."
    • 3 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    A chaotic mess.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    The toilet caper is the lowest point of a movie with many low points, including bad acting and a generic script.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    The Promise employs laughable computer effects and second-rate martial-arts fighting to tell the hard-to-figure story of a princess and her three lovers.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    If the script serves any purpose at all, it is to allow jocks to show off their buff bodies. They're hot, but not worth 12 bucks at the box office.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    Director-writer Shimon Dotan takes this iffy story and makes it nearly unwatchable by jumping back and forth in time, using screens within screens and bouncing between color and black-and-white.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    Completely lacking in imagination and purpose, this vanity project might suffice as a home movie, but it's hardly worth the expense and bother of seeing it in a theater.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    Dumb and unwatchable.

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