Wesley Morris
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For 1,825 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Wesley Morris' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Polisse
Lowest review score: 0 Saving Silverman
Score distribution:
1,825 movie reviews
    • 30 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Like two hours of outtakes in search of a studio audience.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Yes, I've seen Dumb and Dumberer, so you don't have to. As good deeds go, this is about as significant as getting a cat out of a tree, but believe me, you're better off at home, alphabetizing your old comic books, talking to your parents, or watching paint dry.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Man on Fire is ponderous and bloated, dragging the Bible and Giannini into its swirling cesspool. Scott can't give the movie any real emotional weight. And Washington gives his first lifeless performance.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Every ounce of the film feels artificially upbeat.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    If filmmaking has ever been less thrilling and more disengaging, I'd like to see it.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    It's the sort of stupid swill that gets spewed out by a studio committee, slapped together without a brain, a heart, or a good idea about where to put a camera or when to cut a scene.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Like so many movies with a keypad for a brain, Resident Evil: Apocalypse is another exercise in making us feel the irritation associated with having to stand behind some game hack for our turn to play.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    We’ve just been treated like a fire hydrant.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    This is another miserable movie about women at war over nonsense.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The dismemberment and torture are now shtick. The filmmakers - "Saw" veterans - struggle to imbue this movie with the usual righteousness.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    It's a crude, queasy, ugly remake of a crude, queasy, ugly, yet artistically superior 40-year-old Sam Peckinpah movie.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The movie is terrible partly because it's badly written, directed, and conceived and partly because it lacks the necessarily thematic coherence to accomplish proselytism of any kind.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    All the makers of Texas Chainsaw 3D cared about was getting your $16.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    P2
    Amid the dumbness and disgust for paying customers, the movie does manage to cough up something I didn't expect: a performance so terrible you can't quite believe it's happening: Bentley's.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    It is a traffic jam of broken hearts, fluxing racial identities and deplorable outfits that has everything but a salsa overhaul of "I Will Survive."
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Another "Exorcist" bastard -- one with a chick-flick pedigree.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Overlong, naggingly pretentious, more absurd than absurdist and a cruel, cruel bore.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    A shamelessly dumb movie.
    • 10 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Breaks new ground both as an abominable enterprise in guy-talk and as no-budget hackwork.
    • San Francisco Examiner
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    It's an experience as frustrating as watching Jeff Gordon drive a stock car through a bowl of oatmeal.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    The movie can barely muster the bravery to be even "Dude, Where's My Car" stoopid.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    They have the chemistry of step-siblings, so a movie that has them make out is, as the one of the few girls in the theater exclaimed, "so gross."
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    If your name's on the marquee, chances are your agent's already dead.
    • San Francisco Examiner
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Really, all Six is going for, with the generous application of both hardware supplies to the skin and feces to the camera, is a tired commentary on his shallow talents: They're excremental.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    No one onscreen was actor enough to make us believe we were watching actual people commit or require actual exorcisms.