Wesley Morris

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For 1,825 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Wesley Morris' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Poetry
Lowest review score: 0 Lost Souls
Score distribution:
1,825 movie reviews
    • 25 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The only chills to be found are courtesy of your theater's central air, and the suspense will come from the wait to see which disappointed kid in a hockey mask will be the first to slash the screen.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Getting to the true root of his evil may necessitate "Saw LX."
    • 64 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Most of American Psycho just sits there, looking at trouble, rather than looking for it - complacent, overjoyed in fact to exist at all.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Yes, I've seen Dumb and Dumberer, so you don't have to. As good deeds go, this is about as significant as getting a cat out of a tree, but believe me, you're better off at home, alphabetizing your old comic books, talking to your parents, or watching paint dry.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    One Missed Call was originally a so-so Takashi Miike freak-out. Now it's a worse-worse American eyesore.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    When Jamie Lee Curtis ran from a killer in 1980's "Prom Night," she was 22 and had a unique gift for belting out fear. She was the Beverly Sills of slasher flicks. That "Prom Night" was dumb, but it wasn't insulting in the way this remake is.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Highfalutin swill determined to pass itself off as a jazzy caper.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    You want to make lemonade from this, but even the lemons stink.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The writers don’t write, the director doesn’t really direct, and the actors don’t exactly act. They wait for the movie’s contraptions to impale them.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Over Her Dead Body is to romantic comedy what Spam is to meat. But at least with Spam, you get cool packaging.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    There's no real journalism here, just the sort of appalling revisionism that can turn a bloodbath into a beach party.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Cosmic slop.
    • Boston Globe
    • 40 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The movie crassly repurposes tragedy to excuse its cliches.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    They have the chemistry of step-siblings, so a movie that has them make out is, as the one of the few girls in the theater exclaimed, "so gross."
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    If your name's on the marquee, chances are your agent's already dead.
    • San Francisco Examiner
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Really, all Six is going for, with the generous application of both hardware supplies to the skin and feces to the camera, is a tired commentary on his shallow talents: They're excremental.
    • 10 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Breaks new ground both as an abominable enterprise in guy-talk and as no-budget hackwork.
    • San Francisco Examiner
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    It's an experience as frustrating as watching Jeff Gordon drive a stock car through a bowl of oatmeal.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    No one onscreen was actor enough to make us believe we were watching actual people commit or require actual exorcisms.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    The movie can barely muster the bravery to be even "Dude, Where's My Car" stoopid.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    A shamelessly dumb movie.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    P2
    Amid the dumbness and disgust for paying customers, the movie does manage to cough up something I didn't expect: a performance so terrible you can't quite believe it's happening: Bentley's.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Overlong, naggingly pretentious, more absurd than absurdist and a cruel, cruel bore.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    It is a traffic jam of broken hearts, fluxing racial identities and deplorable outfits that has everything but a salsa overhaul of "I Will Survive."
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Another "Exorcist" bastard -- one with a chick-flick pedigree.

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