Wesley Morris
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For 1,825 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Wesley Morris' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Being John Malkovich
Lowest review score: 0 Luminarias
Score distribution:
1,825 movie reviews
    • 24 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Bangkok Dangerous is bad without lifting a finger toward interesting. The trouble with it is that the people who've made it don't appear to understand life enough to allow any of it into their movie. This is an airless affair.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Oh, Jigsaw. Here we go again. You kill. I doze off. Someone at the studio goes "ka-ching!"
    • 30 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The Unborn joins a growing glut of Holocaust- and Nazi-themed material -- "Valkyrie," "Defiance" - that are long on posturing, suppositions, and righteousness, yet short on moral complexity. Nazism and its crimes have lately inspired theme parks more than actual movies. Too many rides on that roller coaster and I feel sick.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Looks like something stubbed out in an ashtray.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The writers don’t write, the director doesn’t really direct, and the actors don’t exactly act. They wait for the movie’s contraptions to impale them.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    Another helping of egregious slicing and slashing.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The movie crassly repurposes tragedy to excuse its cliches.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    We’ve just been treated like a fire hydrant.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    This is another miserable movie about women at war over nonsense.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The dismemberment and torture are now shtick. The filmmakers - "Saw" veterans - struggle to imbue this movie with the usual righteousness.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    The movie is terrible partly because it's badly written, directed, and conceived and partly because it lacks the necessarily thematic coherence to accomplish proselytism of any kind.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    It's a crude, queasy, ugly remake of a crude, queasy, ugly, yet artistically superior 40-year-old Sam Peckinpah movie.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 12 Wesley Morris
    All the makers of Texas Chainsaw 3D cared about was getting your $16.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    A shamelessly dumb movie.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    The movie can barely muster the bravery to be even "Dude, Where's My Car" stoopid.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    It's an experience as frustrating as watching Jeff Gordon drive a stock car through a bowl of oatmeal.
    • 10 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Breaks new ground both as an abominable enterprise in guy-talk and as no-budget hackwork.
    • San Francisco Examiner
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Overlong, naggingly pretentious, more absurd than absurdist and a cruel, cruel bore.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Another "Exorcist" bastard -- one with a chick-flick pedigree.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    If your name's on the marquee, chances are your agent's already dead.
    • San Francisco Examiner
    • 41 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    It is a traffic jam of broken hearts, fluxing racial identities and deplorable outfits that has everything but a salsa overhaul of "I Will Survive."
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    They have the chemistry of step-siblings, so a movie that has them make out is, as the one of the few girls in the theater exclaimed, "so gross."
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    P2
    Amid the dumbness and disgust for paying customers, the movie does manage to cough up something I didn't expect: a performance so terrible you can't quite believe it's happening: Bentley's.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    Really, all Six is going for, with the generous application of both hardware supplies to the skin and feces to the camera, is a tired commentary on his shallow talents: They're excremental.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Wesley Morris
    No one onscreen was actor enough to make us believe we were watching actual people commit or require actual exorcisms.

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