The Verdict on This Weekend's Movies: "Clash of the Titans" and More

  • Publish Date: April 1, 2010
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Our weekly roundup offers a brief look at this week's new film releases. For a full selection of reviews for these and many more films, visit Metacritic Movies. [Updated 4/2 at 3:30p]

How to train your Kraken

Titans will clash with Dragons this weekend over the limited number of 3-D screens available. Here's one solution: If you must see the new Clash of the Titans remake (and whether you should or not is a question we'll answer below), do so at a 2-D theater; the three-dimensional effects, say critics, are absolutely not worth the extra money. Here's how this week's new releases compare:

This Week's Major Releases, Head to Head
Movie Release Rating Genre Metascore Critic Grades Users
Clash of the Titans WIDE PG-13 Fantasy 39 8,12,11 5.4
The Last Song WIDE PG Drama 33 3,14,10 5.2
Why Did I Get Married Too? WIDE PG-13 Dramedy (not screened for critics) n/a
The Greatest LIMITED R Drama 45 2,4,1 n/a
Leaves of Grass LIMITED R Comedy/Thriller 58 4,6,0 n/a
Compare to the "best" wide releases from recent weeks:
How to Train Your Dragon 3/26 PG Family/Adventure 74 29,4,0 9.1
Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3/19 PG Family/Comedy 56 13,11,2 7.5
Green Zone 3/12 R Action/Thriller 61 24,13,0 7.0

Clash of the Titans 39

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Clash of the Titans (2010) 39
Recent 3-D Live Action Films
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 54
Avatar (2009) 84
The Final Destination (2009) 30
X Games 3D The Movie (2009) 43

A remake of the 1981 film of the same name, this new action-fantasy is also set in the world of Greek mythology, though the special effects this time are computer-generated rather than stop-motion. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes star, and the film is directed by Louis Leterrier (The Incredible Hulk 61, The Transporter 51). The film was delayed a week so that 3-D effects could be added, but if you really want to see this movie, critics recommend that you choose the standard 2-D version.

What the critics like: Some of the CGI effects are good, and a few critics find a bit of goofy fun to be had here. The film is completely Harry Hamlin-free.

What they don't like: The film is boring, and the dialogue is terrible. It's too dark (visually and thematically), and the lack of humor prevents it from having any charm, personality, or camp value. The unimpressive, barely noticeable 3-D effects aren't worth the higher ticket prices (and the regular CGI effects don't hold up to Ray Harryhausen's original take). It's a huge waste of a talented cast.

The Last Song 33

It's Miley! Singer-actress Miley Cyrus ("Hannah Montana") stars in this Southern coming-of-age melodrama written by novelist Nicholas Sparks, who has already given the world such gems as The Notebook 53, A Walk to Remember 35, and Nights in Rodanthe 39. Of course, you can't fully blame Sparks for those previous efforts: he only wrote the books, not the screenplays. That changes with "The Last Song," which Sparks penned as a script first and a novel second.

What the critics like: A few critics are enjoying the film as a solid, atmospheric, emotional drama/romance. Entertainment Weekly also enjoys Cyrus' performance. There are sea turtles.

What they don't like: Most other critics aren't as fond of Cyrus in the film. The Philadelphia Inquirer calls her performance "two-note," adding that she "lacks emotional range," while the Village Voice adds, "The Cyrus machinery repels any believable human connection onscreen." Salon calls the actress "charmless," and the Boston Globe states, simply, "It’d be nice to see her do some acting." As for the movie as a whole, most critics have few good things to say about it; the film is calculated, formulaic, predictable, bland, and unconvincing.

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? xx

A sequel to the prolific filmmaker's 2007 film Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married?, this new dramedy returns stars Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson and Jill Scott. The story here focuses on four couples on vacation together in the Bahamas. The film was not screened in advance for critics, which means that if you do not typically see films that begin with the words "Tyler Perry's ...", you probably shouldn't start with this one.

The Greatest 45

Susan Sarandon, Carey Mulligan, and Pierce Brosnan star in a limited-release drama that screened at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival. The story centers on a grieving couple whose son was recently killed in a car crash, and whose lives change again when a young stranger arrives at their door.

Only a tiny handful of reviews have been published so far, and critics are not all that impressed with the film despite the talented cast. The screenplay appears to be the major problem.

Leaves of Grass 58

A comedic thriller written and directed by Tim Blake Nelson, "Grass" stars Edward Norton as twin brothers: one an Ivy League philosophy professor, the other an Oklahoma pot dealer. Richard Dreyfuss, Susan Sarandon and Keri Russell also star.

What the critics like: It's intelligent, literate, ambitious, and fun. Norton delivers a strong performance -- make that two strong performances. Roger Ebert calls it one of the year's best films.

What they don't like: While some critics feel that Nelson was able to successfully pull of the constant shifts in tone, others find it a bit jarring, and some call the film a mess. It's not all that funny, but it can be too cartoonish and goofy. The film is a little too indebted to the Coen Brothers. Many critics also fault Nelson's portrayal of Oklahoma's Jewish community.

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Opening wide next Friday, April 9th, are the Tina Fey-Steve Carell comedy Date Night and the feel-good drama Letters to God (yes, it's a slow week). Here are the trailers:

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Comments (8)

  • Mitch Sloan  

    Clash of The Titans actually opens tonight... Word on the street is that there's no need to pay extra for the 3D. In fact, the 3D is just tacked on and even distracting compared to the 2D version. Yes, I'm sure this'll probably stink compared to the original, but I might need to see the Kraken in her (?) full glory...

  • Evin Coronado  

    incredibly slow weekend. is it just me or does the theater seem distant lately?

  • Chad S.  

    Mandy Moore is a very capable actress. This insight came to me as I watched Miley Cyrus in "The Last Song".

  • Dave K.  

    I just watched "How to Train Your Dragon". While it is easily better than Clash, which I have only read about, it was not that great. And the Green Zone sucked in my opinion, a waste of an interesting story and a good cast. Hopefully there are going to be some good movies coming out, or I'm going to be sticking to my own collection for a while

  • Marc Doyle  

    In this semi-black hole of movie and game releases that we're sitting in right now, Hot To Train Your Dragon is a pretty darned good choice. My God-daughter (5) was a little scared by all the fire-breathing destruction, but the story is excellent. I'd say the best movies out there (if they're in your town) are The Art of the Steal and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

  • Marsha Jackman  

    Interestingly enough, if you would have seen Tyler Perry's movie you would have felt like you were pulled from the black hole. It was an amazing movie and I must say one of his best that I have seen in a long time. The story line was excellent and the performance was magnificent. Worth taking the time out to go and watch. Janet Jackson has her best performance yet!

  • Shin Gallon  

    I'd see it in 2D even if the 3D effects were supposedly awesome, because I find the 3D gimmick annoying and it gives me severe headaches. I saw Avatar in 2D, no interest in ever seeing it (or any other movie ever again, frankly) in 3D.

  • Thomas Kainz  

    I'm easy - generally - when it comes to reviewing movies. After all - I just want to be entertained - that's not hard to do. Clash of the Titans, though, really left me feeling ripped off. Fair acting, poor quality video and 3-D effects. What a waste of my time and of my hard earned money!

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