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Aryan Couple, The
Celebration Pictures
MPAA RATING: PG-13 for violence, disturbing images and thematic elements
Starring
Caroline Carver,
Kenny Doughty,
Martin Landau,
Austen Palmer,
Steven Mackintosh,
and
Judy Parfitt
Set in occupied Hungary in 1944, this is the story of a German/Jewish industrialist who attempts to guarantee safe passage for his family by relinquishing all of his possessions to the Nazis.
| GENRE(S): |
Drama
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War
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| WRITTEN BY: |
John Daly
Kendrew Lascelles
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| DIRECTED BY: |
John Daly
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| RELEASE DATE: |
Theatrical: December 3, 2004
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| RUNNING TIME: |
120 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA |

All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
80
Los Angeles Times
Kevin Thomas
This handsome film is a splendid, stirring feat of the imagination.

50
New York Daily News
Elizabeth Weitzman
A few genuinely tense scenes are not enough to overcome a thin script, weak direction and an unceasingly high-strung score.

50
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steven Rea
A handsome Holocaust melodrama hobbled by a transparent and cartoonish script.

50
LA Weekly
Kim Morgan
We get director John Daly's feel-good tedium and a waste of a performance by the magnificent Landau.

40
TV Guide
Ken Fox
Set mostly over the course of a single evening, the film is lugubriously paced and filled with improbable turns of events.

40
Variety
Ronnie Scheib
Picture's dubious brand of heroism, half-baked historical sense, simplistic dialogue, flat staging and barely formed characters make for sluggish sledding.

38
Boston Globe
Michael Hardy
Despite its handsome photography and a few memorable performances, The Aryan Couple is mainly notable for its inappropriate, blithe sentimentality.

30
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Noel Murray
An oafish bore.

30
The Hollywood Reporter
Frank Scheck
Definitely third-rate Holocaust material.

30
The New York Times
Dana Stevens
The problem, as it is so often in well-intentioned movies of this kind, is that rather than illuminate the enormity of Nazism, The Aryan Couple trades upon our knowledge of it for emotional impact.

25
New York Post
Lou Lumenick
No "Schindler's List," to put it mildly.

20
Village Voice
Melissa Anderson
Feel-good historical fiction, The Aryan Couple insultingly seeks to soothe and comfort against the reality of atrocity.

10
Washington Post
Stephen Hunter
The whole thing is coarse and vulgar, as it hides its low fascinations behind a scrim of Holocaust piety until it becomes pure kitsch.


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