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Bad News Bears
Paramount Pictures
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FILM:
MPAA RATING: PG13 for rude behavior, language throughout, some sexuality and thematic elements
Starring
Billy Bob Thornton,
Greg Kinnear,
Marcia Gay Harden,
Sammi Kraft,
Ridge Canipe,
Timmy Deters,
Carter Jenkins,
and
Brandon Craggs
Grizzled former professional baseball player Morris Buttermaker (Thornton) is recruited by a strait-laced lawyer (Harden) to coach the Bears, a woefully inept Little League team. He's got to find a way to drive this gang of 12 misfits to a championship against their hated rivals: the Yankees and their overbearing coach (Kinnear). From the director that brought you "School of Rock" working with the writing team behind "Bad Santa" comes a hilarious 2005 homage to an irreverent 1976 comedy: "Bad News Bears." (Paramount Pictures)
| GENRE(S): |
Comedy
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| WRITTEN BY: |
Bill Lancaster (also 1976 screenplay)
Glenn Ficarra
John Requa
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| DIRECTED BY: |
Richard Linklater
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| RELEASE DATE: |
DVD: December 13, 2005
Video: December 13, 2005
Theatrical: July 22, 2005
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| RUNNING TIME: |
111 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA |

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83
Entertainment Weekly
Lisa Schwarzbaum
New-era losers (the cast is a cheery scrum of relaxed kids, led by genuine whiz pitcher Sammi Kane Kraft in the role created by Tatum O'Neal) now include a rotten kid in a wheelchair.

80
Variety
Brian Lowry
The new Bad News Bears has adopted a somewhat raunchier tone but delivers enough laughs to go the distance.

80
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Scott Tobias
Does nothing to justify its own existence other than be consistently funny from start to finish.

80
LA Weekly
Scott Foundas
There may be no other actor (Thornton)working today (or as frequently) who is this good each and every time out.

80
The New York Times
Manohla Dargis
Filled with small, cute kids and large, goofy laughs and buoyed by fine supporting work from Greg Kinnear and Marcia Gay Harden, the director's latest effort won't rock your movie world, but the fact that he manages to keep the freak flag flying in the face of our culture of triumphalism is a thing of beauty.

80
Los Angeles Times
Carina Chocano
A straightforward, surprisingly faithful and definitely loving adaptation of the original.

80
Washington Post
Stephen Hunter
Matthau was merely worthless, while Thornton, God bless his soul, rises to the actual level of sociopathic. I love it when that happens.

80
Salon.com
Stephanie Zacharek
At least Linklater isn't just picking the bones of his forebears; he honors them as they deserve.

80
Slate
David Edelstein
Wholly unnecessary but highly enjoyable.

75
Rolling Stone
Peter Travers
The mischief Thornton does make adds up to wild, rowdy fun.

75
ReelViews
James Berardinelli
Linklater has crafted an entertaining motion picture.

75
New York Daily News
Jami Bernard
The strong script (with updated flourishes by "Bad Santa" writers Glenn Ficarra and John Requa) and some of the vibrant child characters pull it through, with the comically reptilian Thornton egging them on with one inappropriate shocker after another.

75
Chicago Sun-Times
Roger Ebert
The movie is like a merger of his ugly drunk in "Bad Santa" and his football coach in "Friday Night Lights," yet Thornton doesn't recycle from either movie; he modulates the manic anger of the Santa and the intensity of the coach and produces a morose loser who we like better than he likes himself.

75
Chicago Tribune
Michael Wilmington
The new Bad News Bears may not make you cheer, but it should provide laughs and a good time. Isn't that what some movies are all about?

75
Christian Science Monitor
David Sterritt
The coach is certainly an offensive goofball, and the Bears are certainly a pack of hard-to-handle whippersnappers. But the picture's point is that surfaces don't tell the whole story about people, about teams, or about anything.

70
Washington Post
Desson Thomson
You don't watch Bad News Bears for the action out on the diamond. You hang out with that hangdog coach so you can catch every slurry, sour-mouthed retort coming out of his mouth.

70
The Hollywood Reporter
Michael Rechtshaffen
Many moments of laugh-out-loud comedy. But somehow those moments never add up to a fully satisfying viewing experience.

70
Chicago Reader
Jonathan Rosenbaum
Fortunately almost everyone acquits himself coolly and admirably; only costars Greg Kinnear and Marcia Gay Harden ham it up.

67
Austin Chronicle
Marc Savlov
While Linklater's version has its own unique pacing, mounting up more like a series of innings than a series of acts (even if you think you know how it ends, that bottom-of-the-ninth screwball still beans you silly), it lacks the screwball-to-the-noggin punch of the original.

63
Boston Globe
Ty Burr
The remake is stranded between pushing the scatological envelope and caving in to the formulas the 1976 movie established, and until the well-nigh foolproof ending, it comes up gasping for air.

63
Premiere
Peter Debruge
Sure, it's a pleasure to watch Thornton stretch his legs in Matthau's role, but I miss Tatum O'Neal as his firebrand daughter.

63
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
Brad Wheeler
It falls short of the original but surpasses its sequels.

63
Miami Herald
Rene Rodriguez
Linklater's Bears are even scrappier, fouler and worse-behaved than their 1976 counterparts.

50
Philadelphia Inquirer
Carrie Rickey
Thornton swills the Matthau role with the unslakable thirst of W.C. Fields and idiosyncratic sexuality of Johnny Depp. So this is what Bad Santa does during the off-season.

50
TV Guide
Maitland McDonagh
For all the updated riffs and personal noodling, it's best when it doesn't stray too far from the original material.

50
USA Today
Mike Clark
The material is so solid and Thornton so tailor-made that the movie almost gets by.

50
Dallas Observer
Robert Wilonsky
Linklater, whose intimate "Before Sunset" was an art-house wonder last year, proved he could make mainstream money with "School of Rock." With Bad News Bears, he proves he can waste it, too.

50
Village Voice
Michael Atkinson
Hardly the kids'-sports movie we need, but maybe it's as much as we can handle.

50
Portland Oregonian
Shawn Levy
It's the screenwriting equivalent of those fat substitutes used by snack food manufacturers: the finished product looks all right but the taste is off, and the aftereffects are embarrassing and uncomfortable.

50
San Francisco Chronicle
Mick LaSalle
In a blind taste test, I couldn't possibly have identified this as a Linklater movie, and he's a filmmaker I generally like. If anything, Bad News Bears shows that Linklater can get in and out of a movie like a cat burglar, without leaving his fingerprints anywhere. OK, he's proven it. He need never do that again.

50
Baltimore Sun
Michael Sragow
The most grievous flaw in Richard Linklater's remake of Michael Ritchie's 1976 misfit juvenile baseball comedy The Bad News Bears is that it over-relies on Thornton's willingness to play an irredeemable degenerate.

50
New York Post
Lou Lumenick
Merely a passably amusing excuse to pass a couple of hours in an air-conditioned theater.

42
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Paula Nechak
This is simply another in a long line of utterly unnecessary remakes that, having nothing new to say, clutch at crassness and dumbness.

40
Film Threat
Don R. Lewis
Just isn't a very good movie. In fact it's kind of like living in the San Fernando Valley where it was filmed. It's big, kind of neat, has nice weather and has all the accouterments of a real city. But there's no "there" there.

38
Charlotte Observer
Lawrence Toppman
The year's least necessary and most unimaginative remake slogs half-heartedly to its pre-destined conclusion without making a ripple.


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