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Closet, The
Miramax Films

Closet, The reviews
Critic Score
Metascore: 72 Metascore out of 100
User Score  
7.1 out of 10
based on 28 reviews
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MPAA RATING: R for a scene of sexuality

Starring Daniel Auteuil, Gérard Depardieu, Thierry Lhermitte, Michèle Laroque, and Michel Aumont

A hilarious story of how one little rumor not only brightens a simple man's life, but also triggers an awakening of everyone around him. (Miramax Films)


GENRE(S): Gay/Lesbian  
WRITTEN BY: Francis Veber  
DIRECTED BY: Francis Veber  
RELEASE DATE: DVD: November 13, 2001 
Video: November 13, 2001 
Theatrical: June 29, 2001 
RUNNING TIME: 84 minutes, Color 
ORIGIN: France 
LANGUAGE(S): French (with English subtitles) 

Original French title "Le Placard"

What The Critics Said

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100
San Francisco Chronicle Bob Graham
Neither a "gay" movie nor a straight one; it is simply a funny one.
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100
Seattle Post-Intelligencer William Arnold
Hilarious, near-flawless.
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91
Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
Cagey, high gloss comedy.
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90
Washington Post Desson Thomson
Wins you over with its devastating simplicity.
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90
Washington Post Rita Kempley
The French originals are always much breezier, the characters more genuine and the actors subtler even if the situations are just as silly.
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88
Baltimore Sun Michael Sragow
The movie's steady good humor and respect for character is pleasing - even energizing.
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83
Portland Oregonian Kim Morgan
It is aided both by fine performances by Auteuil, Aumont and Depardieu and by wonderful pacing.
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80
New Times (L.A.) M.V. Moorhead
The director is in fine form with The Closet, an expertly acted divertissement that may well be headed for a Yank incarnation within the next few years.
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80
Chicago Reader Lisa Alspector
Funny? This one is. It's also sweet and thoughtful.
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80
Newsweek David Ansen
More sweet than savage, this amiable farce creates laughs with old-pro efficiency.
80
Rolling Stone Peter Travers
Auteuil and Depardieu spar hilariously, and writer-director Francis Veber, following "The Dinner Game," offers another delicious treat.
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80
The New York Times Stephen Holden
Veber's giddy social comedy The Closet finds more delicious, chortling fun in the spectacle of obsequious hypocrisy than any movie I've seen in ages.
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80
Wall Street Journal Joe Morgenstern
An expertly developed farce that's very funny and surprisingly affecting in the bargain.
80
Variety Lisa Nesselson
A clever premise that's good for many laughs.
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75
New York Post Lou Lumenick
Hilarious French farce.
75
USA Today Mike Clark
This is economy of style that Americans get only in Woody Allen movies -- and even that's not a guarantee.
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75
Philadelphia Inquirer Desmond Ryan
It's a bright and breezy piece, and a refreshing alternative to the gross-out Hollywood comedies.
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75
Charlotte Observer Lawrence Toppman
Auteuil does an excellent job. He's like Marcello Mastroianni, whose naturalness also deluded people into thinking for a while that he wasn't a versatile actor.
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75
New York Daily News Jami Bernard
A farce nearly as cracked as his previous "The Dinner Game."
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75
Boston Globe Jay Carr
Perhaps not the most uproarious of Veber's farces, but entertaining and emotionally satisfying all the same.
70
LA Weekly Holly Willis
Auteuil is as charming as ever, with a surprising aptitude for physical humor that keeps the tone cheerfully light and the laughs plentiful.
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63
Chicago Tribune John Petrakis
By the end we are left with a mildly amusing comedy and the lingering memory of a sterling cast that deserved better material.
63
Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
Passes the time pleasantly and has a few good laughs.
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60
Los Angeles Times John Anderson
Veber, also responsible for "The Dinner Game," apparently has a finger on the pulse of French audiences and Gallic-minded Americans, but there's just not a lot of freshness in this Closet.
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60
Village Voice Dennis Lim
Tumbles happily into every pitfall that lines its well-trodden path.
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60
TV Guide Maitland McDonagh
It's amusing more often than it isn't, largely because the cast is so nonchalant and, well, French about everything.
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40
Austin Chronicle Kimberley Jones
It doesn't have the bite to be satire, the pratfalls to be broad comedy, or the wit to pass as a comedy of manners. What does that leave? The French cinematic equivalent of motivational coaching, and -- just like Pignon -- something spectacularly unspectacular.
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20
Mr. Showbiz Kevin Maynard
Has a blithe tone and a capable cast, but Veber's script is 100 percent laugh-free.

What Our Users Said

Vote Now!The average user rating for this movie is 7.1 (out of 10) based on 9 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Phyllis F. gave it an 8:
Full of social issues, affirmative action, sexual harrassment, rules in the workplace, bigotry, also deals with perception and latent homosexuality. I lead a movie group and expect to have great discussions.

James K. gave it a 9:
Excellent---well-done. We laughed out loud many times. Good story, and well-written, and acted.

Esther W. gave it a 9:
A minor classic! One of the year's best films, and certainly the funniest. Don't miss it.

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