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Eight Legged Freaks
Warner Bros.
MPAA RATING: PG-13 for sci-fi violence, brief sexuality and language
Starring
David Arquette,
Kari Wuhrer,
Scott Terra,
Scarlett Johansson,
Doug E. Doug,
Leon Rippy,
and
Rick Overton
The residents of a rural mining town discover that an unfortunate chemical spill has caused hundreds of little spiders to mutate into the size of SUVs. And they're hungry. (Warner Bros.)
| GENRE(S): |
Sci-fi
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| WRITTEN BY: |
Jesse Alexander
Ellory Elkayem (also story)
Randy Kornfield (story)
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| DIRECTED BY: |
Ellory Elkayem
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| RELEASE DATE: |
DVD: October 29, 2002
Video: October 29, 2002
Theatrical: July 17, 2002
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| RUNNING TIME: |
98 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA |

All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
90
Chicago Reader
Ted Shen
A cunning and hilarious update of the giant-insect movies of the 1950s.

80
Washington Post
Stephen Hunter
This is postmodern folk art, a tricky transaction in which the work isn't just a story, it's a genre survey, a homage, a meditation, a parody and, oh yeah, while it's at it, still a pretty good story.

75
Charlotte Observer
Lawrence Toppman
The cheesier it got, the more I liked it.

75
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Sean Axmaker
Eight Legged Freaks is a B-movie-and-proud-of-it thrill ride, probably the best of its kind since "Tremors." It does just what a good creature feature is supposed to do: It entertains with laughs, gasps, gooey spectacle and a bemused sense of fun.

75
Chicago Sun-Times
Roger Ebert
Has laughs, thrills, wit and scary monsters, and is one of those goofy movies like "Critters" that kids itself and gets away with it.

75
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steven Rea
The movie's combination of unabashedly fun carnage, cool special effects, and tongue-in-cheek dialogue keeps the ball rolling (albeit at reduced speed), until the last of the titular terrors has bit the dust.

75
Boston Globe
Reilly Capps
Doesn't try to be anything it's not. It's happy being a funny, shoot-'em-up, run-for-your-life, green-guts monster movie. And as green-guts monster movies go, it's a beaut.

75
San Francisco Chronicle
Jonathan Curiel
Has a smart mix of things going for it, including a self-effacing sense of humor.

70
Los Angeles Times
Gene Seymour
So why does Eight Legged Freaks make one laugh out loud even though there is nothing revolutionary about its approach to the giant bug genre? -- the movie is so unapologetic in its crassness that it disarms even the fussiest connoisseur of throwaway disaster flicks.

70
New Times (L.A.)
Gregory Weinkauf
This thing's all in fun. It's just a perfect movie for people who like to shout at the screen, so have at it.
70
LA Weekly
Hazel-Dawn Dumpert
It's the filmmakers' post-camp comprehension of what made old-time B movies good-bad that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion.

63
Chicago Tribune
Michael Wilmington
Starts like a house afire and then suffers an imagination burnout.

63
ReelViews
James Berardinelli
If you go to Eight Legged Freaks expecting anything but a campy, cheesy romp, then you have wandered into the wrong theater. This movie is for those who like smart (often self-referential) humor and cheap thrills.

63
Baltimore Sun
Michael Sragow
Even at its most enjoyable, Eight Legged Freaks is disappointing -- it grazes your funny bone instead of tickling it like crazy.

63
New York Post
Jonathan Foreman
Indeed, for all its jokiness, this isn't the film for anyone who suffers from even the mildest fear of ugly, scuttling, jumping creatures with spindly, furry legs that have a habit of hiding in your shoes.

60
TV Guide
Staff (Not credited)
Silly, good-natured and thoroughly unpretentious, this giant-spider movie has nothing more on its mind than providing the kind of brainless thrills once delivered by movies like Tarantula (1955), Earth vs. the Spider (1958) and The Giant Spider Invasion (1975).

60
Variety
Dennis Harvey
This update of 1950s drive-in sci-fiers finds the right balance between icky, funny and scary, with sheer energy compensating for a script that could have used more parodic panache.

58
Portland Oregonian
Shawn Levy
The people behind Eight Legged Freaks were absolutely correct not to make it too loopy or too dark. But they ought to have made it too something. Real fun is never this tame.

50
USA Today
Mike Clark
Isn't tough to take as long as you've paid a matinee price.

50
Salon.com
Charles Taylor
Winds up a lot closer to the movies it's taking off from than it cares to admit: cheap, unimaginative and predictable. It's the horror movie equivalent of one of those "Saturday Night Live" sketches that drags on interminably, though nobody in it seems to have any idea of just what the joke is.

50
Austin Chronicle
Marc Savlov
An occasionally charming mix of campy fun and dodgy computer-generated effects.

50
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
So if you're in the mood for a scary flick, the kind where people can't resist going into the huge hole in the wall where the family Pekinese just disappeared to the sounds of being masticated, this is the one.

50
New York Daily News
Elizabeth Weitzman
Neither particularly funny nor especially scary. But it's so cheerfully silly, you may just have fun with it anyway.

50
Wall Street Journal
Joe Morgenstern
I can't say I was scared, but I wasn't bored. By way of full disclosure, Warner Bros. provided free popcorn at the screening. I gobbled up every greasy morsel.
50
Film Threat
Eric Campos
This movie stunk so much you’d think that there were barking spiders in the theater.

50
Entertainment Weekly
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Like many of the worst pop-referential parodies of the post-''Scream'' era, this one stalls on laughs once the big joke has been established.

40
The New York Times
A.O. Scott
Awkward, obvious and sporadically -- very sporadically -- amusing.

40
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Scott Tobias
The few isolated funny moments, particularly a witty visual gag involving a pop-up tent with legs, provide only a short break from the screen-flooding onslaught of CGI creatures and screaming extras.

30
Washington Post
Desson Thomson
The actual movie is the cinematic equivalent of cheap Chinese egg rolls: all flour and cabbage shreds, maybe half a nibble of pork.

30
Village Voice
Dennis Lim
Amid numerous identical skirmishes with leapfrogging arachnids, trace elements of black comedy and intentional camp are discernible but utterly extraneous.

25
Miami Herald
Connie Ogle
Limps along, spinning not a silken web but an extremely derivative, tattered one not likely to snare anybody's interest.

25
Christian Science Monitor
David Sterritt
Action freaks may enjoy the chasing and chomping, but there's no hint of human interest or moviemaking imagination.


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