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Hell Ride

EMAILPRINTThird Rail Releasing (The Weinstein Company)

Hell Ride reviews
25
4.0 User Score:

Generally unfavorable reviews

Based on 19 critic reviews
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Based on 9 votes
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Movie Info

Genre(s): Action  |  Drama  |  Romance  |  Suspense/Thriller

Written by: Larry Bishop

Directed by: Larry Bishop

Release Date:
Theatrical: August 8, 2008
DVD: October 28, 2008

Running Time: 84 minutes, Color

Origin: USA

Summary

RATING: R for strong violence, sexual content including graphic nudity and dialogue, language and drug use

Starring Larry Bishop, Michael Madsen, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, David Carradine, Eric Balfour, Julia Jones, and Michael Beach

Hell Ride is raucous throwback to the days of the Sergio Leone spaghetti western, with a heaping helping of testosterone-fueled chopper action thrown into the mix. Writer/director Larry Bishop takes on a third role as Pistolero, head honcho of the Victors. The Victors are a group of badass bikers who are out to avenge the murder of one of their members at the hands of the 666ers, a rival gang whose actions live up to their hellish moniker. Along with his cohorts, the Gent and the mysterious Comanche, Pistolero aims to take down the Deuce and Billy Wings, the menacing leaders of the 666ers. However, a mutiny looms on the horizon when Pistolero's commitment to profit is questioned by a few of his fellow Victors. An even larger story unravels when previously unknown information about Comanche resurrects ghosts from Pistolero's past. (The Weinstein Co)

What The Critics Said

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80

Film Threat Mark Bell

The motorcycle film genre is one that has all but been forgotten, but if any film could start the resurrection of this cinema genre's corpse, it's Larry Bishop's Hell Ride.

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63

New York Post Linda Stasi

If you enjoy foulmouth dialogue mixed with sex, violence, bikes, badass bikers, boobs, babes, booze, brawling, broken noses and broken promises - then the Quentin Tarantino-produced Hell Ride should make you one happy guy.

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50

The Hollywood Reporter Justin Lowe

Lacks sufficient substance to be of more than quickly passing interest for all but the most devoted fans.

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50

ReelViews James Berardinelli

The film has energy but isn't well paced. Nothing about it quite gels.

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50

Boston Globe Wesley Morris

It's a self-amused, self-conscious, seriously limp throwback to motorcycle westerns of the 1970s.

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42

Baltimore Sun Michael Sragow

I managed to get through the biker extravaganza Hell Ride, a narcissistic piece of soft-core porn and macho camp, by mashing it together in my mind with the equally woeful, family-friendly biker comedy "Wild Hogs." After all, both are full of hellions gone to seed.

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38

TV Guide Maitland McDonagh

Larry Bishop's painfully self-conscious homage to biker films of yesteryear is a carefully crafted pastiche that doesn't miss a wild-deadly-angels-devils-sadists-revenge cliché and can't hold a candle to the down-and-dirty likes of "The Glory Stompers."

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30

Variety Dennis Harvey

All this sounds like a surefire recipe for knowing, trashy fun, but something got burnt in the oven.

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30

Los Angeles Times Mark Olsen

The film gets the scummy patina right, all phony-Leone dusty trails, but while everybody on screen looks to be enjoying themselves, it is no fun to watch.

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25

Chicago Tribune Michael Phillips

A whopper this isn't. It's not even a Whopper Junior. It's the paper the Whopper Junior came in.

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25

Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert

The movie was executive produced by Quentin Tarantino. Shame on him. He intends it no doubt as another homage to grindhouse pictures, but I've seen a lot of them, and they were nowhere near this bad. "Hell's Angels on Wheels," for example: pretty good.

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25

The Onion (A.V. Club) Keith Phipps

A witless reprise of '60s and '70s biker movies.

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25

San Francisco Chronicle Ruthe Stein

A pile of junk.

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20

Chicago Reader Andrea Gronvall

The narrative is murky and ludicrous, the action violent and nihilistic, the contemporary western ethos painfully pretentious.

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20

Austin Chronicle Marc Savlov

The story is a shambles, incoherent throughout, veined with tirelessly wearying flashbacks, hallucinations, and just plain old lousy storytelling.

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16

Seattle Post-Intelligencer William Arnold

Terrible in a terrible way: It's pretentious, incomprehensible and just numbingly dull.

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10

Village Voice Aaron Hillis

Bishop's jumbled, wholly unexciting throwback has very little on its mind beyond mythologizing its maker as a bad-ass biker named Pistolero.

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10

The New York Times Rachel Saltz

It's depressingly self-conscious and turgid, and a cast that includes Dennis Hopper, David Carradine, Michael Madsen and Eric Balfour can't drag Hell Ride out of the mire.

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Washington Post John Anderson

After all the bloated lines are delivered, and dozens of women are debased, and Bishop has attitudinized the story line into incomprehensibility, audience members will be asking themselves how they got on this Hell Ride and what they did to deserve it.

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What Our Users Said

The average user rating for this movie is 4.0 (out of 10) based on 9 User Votes

Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Jay H. gave it a3:
More Tarantino produced rubbish, along the lines of the Grindhouse films. Cold, heartless, pointless.

Josh F gave it a1:
Absolutely abysmal. 1 rating only for some hot women, but even that is generous. QT should pay to have them remove his name from this waste of time, money and patience. WOW!

A B. gave it a10:
I saw this movie yesterday and loved it. It sets out to be a modern-day grindhouse flick, and succeeds. It promises fights, blood, boobs and booze, and delivers all of them - in abundance. This movie is a lot of fun, and most critics need to learn how to sit back and enjoy the ride.

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