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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The
Touchstone Pictures

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The reviews
Critic Score
Metascore: 63 Metascore out of 100
User Score  
5.7 out of 10
based on 37 reviews
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MPAA RATING: PG for thematic elements, action and mild language

Starring Martin Freeman, Sam Rockwell, Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel, Bill Nighy, Anna Chancellor, John Malkovich, Warwick Davis, Alan Rickman, and Stephen Fry (voice)

Don't Panic... Stick out your thumb to join the most ordinary man in the world on an extra-ordinary adventure across the universe in this hilarious comedy. (Touchstone Pictures)


GENRE(S): Adventure  |  Comedy  |  Sci-fi  
WRITTEN BY: Douglas Adams (also book)
Karey Kirkpatrick
 
DIRECTED BY: Garth Jennings  
RELEASE DATE: DVD: September 13, 2005 
Theatrical: April 29, 2005 
RUNNING TIME: 110 minutes, Color 
ORIGIN: USA / UK 

What The Critics Said

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83
Portland Oregonian Shawn Levy
They have been true to a classic source, using Adams' language and finding just the right actors, sets and costumes to flesh out his vision. Only the most persnickety cultist won't appreciate the effort.
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80
Empire Dan Jolin
Mostly harmless. A very British, very funny sci-fi misadventure that's guaranteed to win converts.
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80
The Hollywood Reporter Michael Rechtshaffen
Hits the screen with its disarmingly droll spirit quite intact.
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80
LA Weekly Chuck Wilson
This very funny, very British movie -- directed by newcomer Garth Jennings -- has sci-fi effects that are impressive yet appropriately cheesy.
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80
The New York Times Manohla Dargis
Mr. Jennings and Mr. Goldsmith have held onto a genuine sense of childlike wonder, which works as a nice corrective to what might otherwise come across as an overabundance of hip.
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75
Seattle Post-Intelligencer Sean Axmaker
It's a pleasure to see and hear so much wit in a big-budget comedy, and the fine British cast of supporting actors makes every bon mot a tasty verbal morsel.
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75
Chicago Tribune Robert K. Elder
Even if this new version of "Hitchhiker" doesn't quite capture it all, you'll still want to stick your thumb out and catch a ride.
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75
San Francisco Chronicle Mick LaSalle
Wildly imaginative, humane, playful and deflating of all pretense.
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75
New York Post Kyle Smith
The film is a loopy, family-friendly jaunt, with a perfect "Wizard of Oz" finale that isn't in the book, but like the book, it suffers from a chronic plot malfunction.
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75
Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
At selected moments the Pee Wee's Playhouse-scaled visual goofiness and flights of thespian bravura in this long-awaited movie adaptation of Douglas Adams' goofy-wise cult classic are in perfect celestial harmony with the existential tomfoolery of Adams' peerless (and peerlessly Monty Python-British) creation.
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75
Rolling Stone Peter Travers
Go with the whimsical flow that includes a hilariously morose robot named Marvin, voiced by the great Alan Rickman with the weight of the galaxy resonating in every bored, cynical syllable. Adams would be pleased.
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70
The New Yorker Anthony Lane
The problem is not that the film debases the book but that movies themselves are too capacious a home for such comedy, with its tea-steeped English musings and its love of bitty, tangential gags.
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70
The Onion (A.V. Club) Keith Phipps
Not every moment works, particularly in the draggy middle section, but the spirit of the thing still carries it along.
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70
Chicago Reader Andrea Gronvall
The singing dolphins opener is a giddy prelude to an imaginative romp that's helped along in the slow patches by mind-bending visuals.
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70
Film Threat Pete Vonder Haar
Too often, the movie follows up Adams’ chaotic humor with weak slapstick and the incongruous love story.
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70
Salon.com Stephanie Zacharek
Does so many things right, and still doesn't quite hit the mark.
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70
Variety Leslie Felperin
More smile-inducing than laugh-aloud funny.
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70
Slate David Edelstein
An extremely pleasant, consistently amusing diversion that is never as uproarious as you might hope. But don't panic, as the Guide would say. In a pinch, it will do.
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70
Washington Post Desson Thomson
This is a movie about improbability, randomness and absurdity. It almost goes without saying, you can't get in a panic about having everything.
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67
Austin Chronicle Marc Savlov
It's nonstop chaos, and the everything-and-the-kitchen-sink style of comedy is taxing despite the frequent moments of pure comic genius.
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63
Premiere Aaron Hillis
An enjoyable mess that aimlessly goofs like "Men in Black" when its script calls for "Black Adder."
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63
The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Liam Lacey
The charm of the movie's first 20 minutes soon turns shrill and manic, as invention is piled upon invention.
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63
USA Today Mike Clark
Though the journey ends on some fun notes after a sagging middle, Galaxy never fully breaks out.
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63
New York Daily News Jack Mathews
Most of the film is way too goofy for all but the most thumbstruck Hitchhiker.
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63
Baltimore Sun Michael Sragow
Part irritating, part inspired.
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63
Boston Globe Ty Burr
Visually playful and often good fun, it never settles on a convincing narrative shape.
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63
Philadelphia Inquirer Steven Rea
Lost in a time warp of its own doing (or non-doing), Hitchhiker's Guide just doesn't seem terribly original.
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63
ReelViews James Berardinelli
Boasts a strong ensemble of performances. Martin Freeman is the perfect choice for an ordinary, unheroic Earth guy.
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63
Charlotte Observer Lawrence Toppman
Except for the irritating Rockwell, the cast suits the characters.
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60
TV Guide Maitland McDonagh
Driven equally by big questions and the abiding desire for small pleasures, like a decent cup of tea, it's an eccentric, mind-bending head trip that greets every catastrophe with an endearingly goofy smile that embodies Hitchhiker's Guide's Zen mantra: Don't Panic!
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50
Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
The movie was more of a revue than a narrative, more about moments than an organizing purpose, and cute to the point that I yearned for some corrosive wit from its second cousin, the Monty Python universe.
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50
Washington Post Teresa Wiltz
Although "Hitchhiker" starts out a total gas, it doesn't have enough fuel to sustain the ride, ultimately amounting to little more than some amusing gags strung together in search of a story.
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50
Village Voice Jessica Winter
Studiously harmless, Disney's long-in-development film rendition pasteurizes the book's renegade verve with typical means.
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50
Miami Herald Connie Ogle
The film's opening credits are terrific, and the first 10 or 15 minutes -- in which Ford and Arthur speedily load up on beer at the local pub -- are absorbing and funny. It's such a promising start that it's doubly deflating to realize that once they land on Zaphod's spaceship, the humor vaporizes.
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50
Los Angeles Times Kevin Thomas
There are some inspired off-the-wall moments, but they are more than offset by a pervasive aura of tedium and the lack of any sense of the forward momentum necessary to sustain an adventure of this kind.
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40
Dallas Observer Robert Wilonsky
The droll has been made dull, a most inexplicable and unfortunate turn of events for so adored a genius, goofball work as this.
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25
Christian Science Monitor David Sterritt
Amiably bland actors can be fun to watch, as Tom Hanks has proved. Freeman is no Hanks, though, and The Hitchhiker's Guide won't boost anyone's career into hyperspace. Or give your mind a workout.
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What Our Users Said

Vote Now!The average user rating for this movie is 5.7 (out of 10) based on 189 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Stev M. gave it a5:
A mildly amusing yet bland film, that left a distinct feeling of unfulfillment.

Jon L gave it a7:
You could tell it's a tad watered-down, but it's a lot better than it should have been considering the years in developmental hell and the death of the primary creator.

Alex L. gave it a0:
I think the most offensive part of the film when at the end it said "dedicated to the memory of Douglas Adams". Personally I wouldn't be surprised if it was watching the development of this film that killed him. This film is completely unfaithful to the source material (which is a little strange considering brilliance of the books and the radio series). Not only is the story perverted and bent to the point of not being "the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy", but all the original quirky British charm in all out American crapfest. If you're a fan of the books don't bother with this, it will probably make you cry... a lot! However if you're a mindlest charlatan with a cabbage in place of a brain go for it, you may find something to amuse you... I certainly didn't!

Andrew gave it an8:
This movie hit me wrong when I first watched it, and so I put it on the shelf and never watched it again for months. One day when I was sick, I watched it and was glad that I did. I have never read the book, but judging the movie by itself, it was great. From the humorous opening song to the wacky on-board computer, this movie kept me chuckling without trying to use stupid humor like many of the present day films resort to. I think you either get this movie, or you don't. I would highly recommend it, but if you don't get it the first time, "don't panic."

Riren gave it a9:
To those who worry about the source material, Douglas Adams, author of both the radio drama and novels, wrote the screenplay. He died as it was being produced, which is why the film is dedicated to his memory. It's a fine dedication, too. Take the heart of an absurd, oddball comedy and put it in science fiction, and you get this movie, where it isn't just the characters who behave bizarrely, but every aspect of the world, and soon, the galaxy. If you've never experienced a prior version of Hitchhiker's (it's been a radio play, book, videogame and television series before this), expect some of the most creative and irreverent humor you've ever witnessed. This movie will switch on a heartbeat from mocking ringtones to mocking the meaning of life. If nothing else, this flick is a good test of whether you can just relax.

Aeron b. gave it a10:
Wow. Very funny and intelligent .

Steven C. gave it a0:
It was the worst movie I have ever seen.

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