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Johnson Family Vacation
Fox Searchlight Pictures
MPAA RATING: PG-13 for some sexual references, crude humor and brief drug material
Starring
Cedric the Entertainer,
Lil' Bow Wow,
Shannon Elizabeth,
Steve Harvey,
Vanessa L. Williams,
Solange Knowles,
Gabby Soleil,
and
Shari Headley
Nate Johnson (Cedric the Entertainer) sets out on a cross-country trek from California to Missouri, with three unruly kids and one unsatisfied wife in tow, in order to attend the Johnson clan's annual reunion/grudge match. Not since the Griswolds headed to California has a family excursion veered so hysterically astray. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
| GENRE(S): |
Comedy
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| WRITTEN BY: |
Todd R. Jones
Earl Richey Jones
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| DIRECTED BY: |
Christopher Erskin
|
| RELEASE DATE: |
DVD: August 10, 2004
Video: August 10, 2004
Theatrical: April 7, 2004
|
| RUNNING TIME: |
96 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA |

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60
Los Angeles Times
Kevin Thomas
An easygoing, earthy comedy that's a good showcase for the robust comic gifts of Cedric the Entertainer.

50
USA Today
Claudia Puig
Too bad first-time director Christopher Erskin, who cut his teeth on music videos and commercials, took so many predictable turns on this Vacation.

50
Chicago Sun-Times
Roger Ebert
The movie itself is genial and unfocused and tired.

50
New York Daily News
Jami Bernard
I'd like to believe I could watch Cedric the Entertainer all day long. The tedious comedy Johnson Family Vacation puts a strain on that theory.

50
The Hollywood Reporter
Frank Scheck
Mild in both humor and impact, this well-cast comedy should provide welcome diversion during the holidays for audiences looking for a somewhat lighter experience than the crucifixion of Christ or the massacre at the Alamo.

50
Variety
Brian Lowry
Mostly squanders some very gifted performers. Guided by a slapdash script, this vehicle for Cedric the Entertainer is tantamount to embarking on a cross-country journey without a map, making the ride predictably uneven.

42
Entertainment Weekly
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Strands Cedric the Entertainer behind the wheel and forces him to motor a collection of laugh-and-learn wacky situations by sheer force of his outsize charm.

40
LA Weekly
Scott Foundas
The picture shows vital signs only in a few scenes where Cedric takes on the additional role of his own lecherous uncle, but it's too little too late.

40
The New York Times
Dana Stevens
Feels more like a grueling road trip in search of a family comedy.

40
TV Guide
Angel Cohn
For most of the film, Cedric seems to be holding back, though his relationship with genuinely charming rapper-turned-actor (Lil') Bow Wow offers up a few funny moments.

40
Washington Post
Michael O'Sullivan
Cedric the Entertainer is the best (and probably only) reason to take this "Vacation."

38
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
Rick Groen
If laughs are the currency of any comedy, then this one pays minimum wage and, worse, makes you work damn hard even for that pittance.

38
Baltimore Sun
Chris Kaltenbach
Lame.

38
Boston Globe
Wesley Morris
Boring, mediocre movie.

38
Philadelphia Inquirer
Carrie Rickey
Apart from Williams' presence, director Christopher Erskin's feature debut isn't worth the price of submission. It's not a road trip; it's a road trap.

30
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Keith Phipps
It's a sign of trouble when watching a movie prompts nostalgia for the movie it's ripping off, particularly when that movie wasn't any good. But walking out of Johnson Family Vacation, it's hard not to feel misty-eyed for the urine-soaked-sandwich gags, incest jokes, and other refined comic elements of "National Lampoon's Vacation."

30
Salon.com
Stephanie Zacharek
The direction on Johnson Family Vacation is numbingly slack; the synapses between the scenes don't spark effortlessly, as they should, and the whole enterprise feels dragged-down and belabored.

25
San Francisco Chronicle
Peter Hartlaub
Nearly a scene-for-scene rip-off of "National Lampoon's Summer Vacation" -- where the only substantive change from the original is a reversed travel route.

25
Charlotte Observer
Lawrence Toppman
You won't see a single joke here you haven't encountered before, all in funnier forms.

25
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Sean Axmaker
Tired and glib, it tries to milk humor from the sniping, sass and simple disrespect of its unpleasant traveling companions.

20
Village Voice
David Ng
The movie contains exactly two chuckle-worthy moments.

20
Austin Chronicle
Marjorie Baumgarten
As arduous to watch as your neighbors poorly focused vacation slides.

12
Chicago Tribune
Allison Benedikt
Johnson Family Vacation is simply a bad trip.

10
Dallas Observer
Robert Wilonsky
The entire enterprise was directed by first-timer Christopher Erskin like a would-be Max Bialystock; one can only assume it's supposed to be this bad, because nobody sucks this hard on accident.


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