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Lady in the Water
Warner Bros. Pictures

Lady in the Water reviews
Critic Score
Metascore: 36 Metascore out of 100
User Score  
6.9 out of 10
based on 36 reviews
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MPAA RATING: PG-13 for some frightening sequences

Starring Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Bob Balaban, Jeffrey Wright, Sarita Choudhury, Freddy Rodríguez, Bill Irwin, and Jared Harris

M. Night Shyamalan's bedtime story comes to the big screen.


GENRE(S): Drama  |  Fantasy  |  Mystery  |  Suspense/Thriller  
WRITTEN BY: M. Night Shyamalan  
DIRECTED BY: M. Night Shyamalan  
RELEASE DATE: DVD: December 19, 2006 
Theatrical: July 21, 2006 
RUNNING TIME: 110 minutes, Color 
ORIGIN: USA 

What The Critics Said

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70
Washington Post Desson Thomson
If the ultimate goal is entertainment, then Lady in the Water enthusiastically rises to the task. In a movie laden with enough symbolism, shamanism and mythic lore to make Joseph Campbell dance a tribal jig, Shyamalan never forgets to have fun.
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63
Boston Globe Wesley Morris
There is a good chunk of Lady in the Water that is simply too well made and affectingly acted to dismiss as a mere exercise in arrogance.
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60
Empire Ian Freer
There is much pleasure to be had watching a born storyteller juggle more balls than even he can carry.
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60
The Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt
Shyamalan does project genuine menace and suspense into this mundane location, especially in nighttime scenes. But the magic that would transport you from reality into fantasy is missing.
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58
Portland Oregonian Shawn Levy
The man has gifts -- but acting and, it's increasingly clear, storytelling aren't among them.
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50
Rolling Stone Peter Travers
You leave Lady thinking there are still voices in Shyamalan's head well worth a listen.
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50
Newsweek David Ansen
Unfortunately, this narf's a drag: she talks like a fortune cookie and doesn't really do anything. Still, the multicultural cast is fun, the images have a painterly beauty and there are some beguiling comic touches before the story sinks into a swamp of solemn metaphysical glop.
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50
USA Today Mike Clark
The character played by lead Paul Giamatti is a dead-on Shyamalan protagonist: emotionally distanced and something of a train wreck.
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50
Chicago Reader Jonathan Rosenbaum
It's hard to think of a deadlier shotgun marriage than Jacques Tourneur's poetry of absence and Spielbergian uplift, but Shyamalan has patented the combo, adding pretentious camera movements that are peculiarly his own--even the jokes are pretty solemn.
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50
Miami Herald Rene Rodriguez
It lacks the simplicity and resonance of classic fairy tales: It's so muddled and belabored, it's hard to imagine the tykes ever staying awake long enough to hear how it all turned out.
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50
New York Daily News Jack Mathews
Lady, like all of Shyamalan's movies, is a slick production with consistently interesting visuals... But the story is so convoluted and ultimately preposterous that you're almost embarrassed by the earnestness of the actors trying to carry it off.
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50
San Francisco Chronicle Mick LaSalle
Has the strengths and weaknesses of a one-man show.
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50
New York Magazine David Edelstein
What's odd about Lady in the Water is that for all Shyamalan's histrionics, he's overcontrolled.
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50
Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
Shyamalan's most alienating and self-absorbed project to date.
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50
Philadelphia Inquirer Steven Rea
Lady in the Water boasts an eclectic cast - almost entirely squandered.
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50
The New York Times Manohla Dargis
One of the more watchable films of the summer. A folly, true, but watchable.
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42
The Onion (A.V. Club) Nathan Rabin
Shockingly misconceived, poorly executed effort.
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40
Slate Dana Stevens
I will hold against him (Shyamalan) that Lady in the Water isn't scary, that its own inner logic breaks down at countless points along the way, and that its ending is disappointingly literal and just plain stupid. Lady in the Water is, however, funny at times, even intentionally so.
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40
Austin Chronicle Marc Savlov
There are moments of great beauty throughout (the film was lensed by Wong Kar-Wai cinematographer Christopher Doyle), and Shyamalan's heart is nowhere if not on his sleeve, but even these moments cannot steer Lady in the Water clear of its director's zealously over-earnest pretensions.
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40
LA Weekly Scott Foundas
Lady in the Water feels very much like something its author made up as he went along; and, if it weren't so damn weird, it would most certainly put you right to sleep.
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40
Time Richard Corliss
Lady doesn't work. Although he detonates a few terrific frissons involving the scrunt, the stabs at comedy are lurching and arrant. The spreading of tension from one character to many dilutes the mood. The would-be rapturous Spielbergian ending is on the wussy side.
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40
Variety Brian Lowry
A ponderous, self-indulgent bedtime tale. Awkwardly positioned, this gloomy gothic fantasy falls well short of horror.
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38
Chicago Tribune Michael Phillips
The film is a rogue hunk of hooey.
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38
ReelViews James Berardinelli
This is sloppy filmmaking, and it's likely to wipe away whatever luster still remains to Shyamalan's reputation.
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38
TV Guide Maitland McDonagh
The result is a soggy swamp of nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyahing, its only grace notes are Giamatti's fine, nuanced performance as Heep and Christopher Doyle's handsome cinematography.
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38
Charlotte Observer Lawrence Toppman
This isn't nitpicking. Every bit of the tale is as full of holes as a wool sweater at a moth convention, and Shyamalan telegraphs each potential surprise.
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33
Baltimore Sun Michael Sragow
If you're not a fan of M. Night Shyamalan's convoluted, teasing thrillers, you'll find that getting into this movie is like cracking a puzzle in which the constructor keeps breaking his own rules or grabbing new ones from ultra-thin air.
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30
Salon.com Stephanie Zacharek
Challenges us to believe in the power of myth. But the big challenge here is surviving the tedium of Shyamalan's meandering inventiveness. What's supposed to be fanciful storytelling is really just audience punishment.
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30
Film Threat Pete Vonder Haar
Lady is more of an ensemble picture, and truly the Cove is the most ethnically diverse and community-minded apartment complex in the continental United States.
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30
Los Angeles Times Kevin Crust
There is something bizarrely compelling about the movie. It's slower than watching a train wreck but invokes that same level of disbelief.
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25
Seattle Post-Intelligencer William Arnold
It comes off as tedious, pretentious, self-indulgent, talky and so garbled it might have been improvised by the actors.
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25
Christian Science Monitor Peter Rainer
I suspect audiences will see Shyamalan's portentous doodle for what it is - the height of arrogance and a bad night out at the movies.
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25
The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Liam Lacey
Crazy as this might sound, it turns out that self-indulgent ramblings designed to put your children to sleep are pretty much the opposite of art.
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25
New York Post Lou Lumenick
A charmless, unscary, fatuous and largely incoherent fairy tale.
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10
Wall Street Journal Joe Morgenstern
This cloying piece of claptrap sets a high-water mark for pomposity, condescension, false profundity and true turgidity -- no small accomplishment for the man whose last two features were the deadly duo "Signs" and "The Village."
10
Village Voice Michael Atkinson
It's as if on some semiconscious level, Shyamalan, who I do not doubt is a serious and self-serious pop-creative original, is calling his own success into question and daring his audience to gulp down larger and spikier clusters of manure, just to see if they will. Or he's lost his mind.
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What Our Users Said

Vote Now!The average user rating for this movie is 6.9 (out of 10) based on 319 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Simon P gave it a1:
I’m by no means a film snob and I can usually find something to like in most films, but this was quite possibly one of the worst films I’ve seen in my entire life. The convoluted nonsensical plot and horrendous dialogue made watching this as enjoyable as trying to swim through marmalade. This film stinks of a Director with some commercial successes behind him being given free reign to over indulge himself to disastrous effect. I’ve no problem with films that have a fantasy element, in fact I like them, but a film can be fantastical without being utterly nonsensical. My advice is rent a copy of ‘Splash’ – you’ll get the beautiful girl from underwater and unlike this rubbish you’ll get a humorous and engaging film to go with her.

Kalaka N. gave it a10:
This is the first time I have ever seen a movie like this. The opening act, where Mr. Heap is in a cupboard under a sink killing an insect, is absolutely unique; all the way through to where the Asian girl translates that her mother wished she could be more like her sister that married a dentist is so true to life, even though this is a first rate fantasy film. I loved it. I look at it often because there is always something I didn't get or see from a previous viewing.

Shereef E. gave it a10:
I believe the people reviewing this movie are too sick to understand the truthness of Night's movies. You all seem to judge Night's movies on the basis of them being Horror movies. BUT THEY ARE NOT HORROR MOVIES!! As some, who may sometimes be able to open their minds to new ideas, may have noticed, all of his films relate to a certain important topic on life: such as religion, self-hate, self-ignorance, society and it's corruption on people, and even politics. If one just looks at the trailer, thinking that Night takes on the Horror genre at full, and runs to watch a movie they hope will present headless ghouls, bloody beasts, gruesome monsters and all the like (IMO this type of horror film is disgusting, and it has evolved in the last 10 years devastatingly, perhaps to keep the people's minds off what is truly horrible in this world), it is only normal that they will be dissapointed. However, if one goes into the Theatre with a clear conscience on his mind, he will soon realise the pureness of the film. This review is not only for The VIllage, but also for all the other Night movies that I feel were undoubtedly underrated, such as The VIllage or Signs. Some people are unable to understand that Night does not undertake the Horror genre as his dominating genre, he simply uses it to spice up his film and make it slightly more enticing and eye-grabbing for the people. And again, one must always remember that the horror genre has moved to heights that were before unimaginable. So to compre Night's horror with these new horrors would be to compare something non-comparable. That is all I have to say. I hope you will take this review seriously, and remember that I am not writing this review in hate towards the mainstream reviews, but simply in anger towards how they rate such movies that do not comply to one genre alone. Peace to you all.

Frickinmedia gave it a9:
Thought the trailer was corny. But after watching it I really enjoyed it. Probably his most underrated film since Unbreakable. I agree with one the comments that most critics hated M.Night because of how a certain character was portrayed in the film. They felt like they were being mocked, so they bash M.Night calling him condensing for casting himself in the film. That's total BS! Now, the problem with M.Night is he's typecasted as a horror film maker. So I understand why most mainstream audiences are hating. But if you go into the movie thinking this is a fantasy film, you'll enjoy it. M.Night is not just a horror film maker. He's a FILM MAKER, and not bad actor either.

Samy G. gave it a10:
This movie is simply Brilliant!!! Very original, full of fantasy, but in a very real, “true to adults” way! I loved the fact that they gave a lot of importance to the simple detail, they are all beautifully done! It is a definitely “Go See Movie”!!! 5 Stars.

Brian D. gave it a0:
After watching this movie, me and my 2 friends looked at each other and asked, "what the hell did we just watch?" The "twists" were predictable, the acting was terrible, and the story was non-existent.

Joey C. gave it a10:
Poignant. Original. A terrific story told without swearing, blood, graphic violence, or sex. It's got fantasy, mystery, comedy, and suspense. Maybe the critics don't like the film because Shyamalan mocks them so directly. One of the better films I've seen in a while.

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