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Miss March

EMAILPRINTFox Searchlight Pictures

Miss March reviews
7
4.0 User Score:

Overwhelming dislike

Based on 15 critic reviews
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Based on 43 votes
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Movie Info

Genre(s): Comedy

Written by: Zach Cregger
Trevor Moore

Directed by: Zach Cregger
Trevor Moore

Release Date:
Theatrical: March 13, 2009
DVD: July 28, 2009

Running Time: 89 minutes, Color

Origin: USA

Summary

RATING: R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug use

Starring Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, and Craig Robinson

Miss March tells the story of a young man who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a naked centerfold in Playboy Magazine. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross- country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine’s legendary headquarters and win back the girl. (Fox Searchlight)

What The Critics Said

All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...

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The New York Times Rachel Saltz

The problem with Miss March is that it isn't very funny.

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30

Variety John Anderson

Miss March is overall a raggedy, unfocused affair that wastes both directors' acting talent and feels like too much work between the laughs.

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25

The Onion (A.V. Club) Nathan Rabin

Robinson is hilarious, at least in the early going. Sadly, Robinson is all that stands between Miss March and complete worthlessness.

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25

Boston Globe Ty Burr

A sex comedy that appears to have been made by people who've never actually had sex.

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25

Entertainment Weekly Owen Gleiberman

Writer-director-stars Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore, of the Whitest Kids U'Know, here prove the crassest, most maladroit moviemakers you know.

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25

TV Guide Josh Ralske

Certainly, it's gross, and maybe even a bit shocking, but these filmmakers are smart enough to realize that raising the bar on crassness in teen sex comedies is a zero sum game.

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20

New York Daily News Joe Neumaier

It takes a really bad stupid comedy to make you appreciate well-done stupid comedies. And boy is Miss March a stupid comedy.

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12

New York Post Kyle Smith

For a horny-road-trip flick that's actually funny, check out last year's "Sex Drive," which just came out on video.

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12

ReelViews James Berardinelli

This is bad. Not bad in a way that it might be fun to see when inebriated. Bad in a way from which only death provides immunity.

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10

The Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt

Here's the deal: The worst sex cartoon in Playboy's long history can't compete with the sheer vacuousness of this inane comedy.

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0

Los Angeles Times Glenn Whipp

Even a 15-year-old boy would find this movie to be a chore.

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0

Salon.com Stephanie Zacharek

It's time to start recognizing that not all escapist entertainment is created equal. And that some of it isn't even entertainment. Miss March is, to use the vernacular of the escapist moviegoer, the biggest pile of crap I've seen in ages.

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0

Chicago Reader J.R. Jones

The meanest and least inspired kids U know.

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0

LA Weekly Melissa Anderson

Only a moron would expect a dude road-trip-sex comedy to be more than an aggressive expression of male sexual anxiety. But really, when did women become such vile creatures.

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Austin Chronicle Josh Rosenblatt

As the straight-man virgin, Cregger is almost entirely devoid of personality; as his hyperkinetic sidekick, Moore may have the most unlikable personality in movie history.

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What Our Users Said

The average user rating for this movie is 4.0 (out of 10) based on 43 User Votes

Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Louis M gave it a0:
Worst movie I have ever seen. Could not watch till the end.

Tim x gave it a10:
Movie was fucking hilarious! It deserves a better score just from that one scene "I stabbed her face!". But seriously, movie critics are fucking stupid. They have no sense of humor without purpose. This isn't the movie you watch when you're 65 years old, alone in room, without any friends. You should watch this with friends that are at a young enough age to not take life too seriously and enjoy some of the crazy and unbelievable situations that take place.

Jake S gave it a10:
Miss March is a hilarious movie and I don't know why or how it has such low a low metascore. This movie deserves at least half of a watch through and if you don't like the beginning then don't bother with the second half. This movies not for everyone and the production is very low budget but the two actors are downright amazing. 10/10 to raise the user score to something closer than it is right now.

Jacob H. gave it a0:
If this movie sucked any harder, It would be called "Hugh Hefner's movie of terrible proportions".

Harry Loomer gave it a10:
I'm giving miss march a ten just to raise up the average a little bit, this shit is f*cking harsh! This a sketch comedy movie, not a f*cking jarmusch art picture. It's written directed and starring guys who have only ever done sketch comedy, and the movie is just a bunch of sketches tied loosely together and it is f*cking funny godd*mn it. 10!

Josh F gave it a7:
This was a good dirty comedy about a virgin and his retard brother who go on a wacky road trip. He stabs his girlfriend in the face with a fork so a bunch of firemen try to kill him. I'm glad to see firemen finally get shat on in a movie because I haven't really seen it happen before so that was great. Craig Robinson's scenes were perfectly placed in as soon as you started feeling the movie was getting stale. Two of the only negative things I can think to say about this movie are that for a dirty R movie the waiting time between boobage is pretty high and there is a part were they had to overdub crackhead in ADR and you can tell they were saying retard. The movie is already rated R so what gives? Anyway this movie has a lot of funny dick and poop jokes so if you find that funny watch it but if you care about plotholes, and lighting, and being all classy then this isn't for you.

Jay H gave it a4:
Not any better or worse than most of the sex comedies of this type. The humor is very crude, but there are a few very funny scenes. The two main stars do well enough. Too often in bad taste though.

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