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New Guy, The
Columbia Pictures / Sony Pictures Entertainment
MPAA RATING: PG-13 for sexual content, language, crude humor and mild drug references
Starring
DJ Qualls,
Lyle Lovett,
Eddie Griffin,
Eliza Dushku,
Zooey Deschanel,
Parry Shen,
Laura Clifton,
and
Kurt Fuller
A hilarious story about wiping the slate clean and reinventing yourself. (Sony)
| GENRE(S): |
Comedy
|
| WRITTEN BY: |
David Kendall
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| DIRECTED BY: |
Ed Decter
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| RELEASE DATE: |
DVD: August 13, 2002
Video: August 13, 2002
Theatrical: May 10, 2002
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| RUNNING TIME: |
100 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA |

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63
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
Rick Groen
If physical appearance creates its own class system (in high school and beyond), then Qualls is perfect for this proselytizing role. He has that rarest of movie-star faces -- one that over comes the tyranny of beauty.

63
Baltimore Sun
Chris Kaltenbach
The New Guy doesn't have a new idea in its head, but it trods over the old ground with such wit and heart that its lack of originality can be overlooked, if not entirely forgiven.
58
Entertainment Weekly
Owen Gleiberman
A Jekyll-and-Hyde teen comedy that sounds like a Pauly Shore reject, but Qualls moves his marionette body around with a true clown's effervescence, and he does rubber-faced parodies of youth cool that are just what youth cool deserves.

50
Chicago Sun-Times
Roger Ebert
It makes little sense, fails as often as it succeeds, and yet is not hateful and is sometimes quite cheerfully original.

50
New York Post
Jonathan Foreman
Uneven but occasionally hilarious teen comedy.

40
The New York Times
A.O. Scott
A bad-taste comedy with a heart.

40
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Nathan Rabin
A comedy just funny enough to make viewers wish it were far funnier.

40
Chicago Reader
Jonathan Rosenbaum
It isn't very good, but it doesn’t seem to care, which turns out to be rather refreshing.

38
New York Daily News
Elizabeth Weitzman
Tries everything possible to win you over -- satire, gross-out comedy, even earnest romance. But as any high-schooler can tell you, the harder you try, the bigger you fall.
25
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Sean Axmaker
The slapdash comic flailing of screenwriter and TV scribe-turned-director Ed Decter is only compounded by a script so disconnected you have to wonder if pages were lost on the way to the set.

25
Chicago Tribune
Michael Wilmington
You have to have faith that kids will recognize a bad movie when it's foisted on them -- and they don't get much worse than The New Guy.

25
San Francisco Chronicle
Carla Meyer
Lame, haphazard teen comedy.

25
Miami Herald
Charles Savage
Anyone who wants to enjoy himself at a good movie about a high school geek who undergoes a transformation should go see "'Spider-Man" again instead.

25
Boston Globe
Renee Graham
Probably would have worked better as a slamming soundtrack than as a muddle-headed movie.

20
TV Guide
Maitland McDonagh
Lame, derivative comedy.

20
Austin Chronicle
Marjorie Baumgarten
In an inspired bit of casting, Lyle Lovett plays the dad of the goofy-looking Diz/Gil. That these two could be related might be the only believable touch in this whole misfired thing.

20
LA Weekly
Mark Olsen
Various actors deserving of better (including Zooey Deschanel, Eddie Griffin and Lyle Lovett) suffer through the undercooked material, while love interest Eliza Dushku gamely gets through both a bikini-modeling montage and a mechanical bull ride, but none of their efforts can save this film.

12
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steven Rea
Reaches breathtaking lows of incoherence, sexism, racial stereotyping, and -- did I say incoherence?

10
Los Angeles Times
Gene Seymour
An unintentional parody of every teen movie made in the last five years. Which can be the only rational explanation for making such a mess all over the screen.

10
Variety
Robert Koehler
Overall aroma of movie junk food.

10
Washington Post
Desson Thomson
Feckless and crude without any particularly funny redeeming value. If there's anything more to this poor excuse of a movie than immediately meets the eye, I'll get back to you.

0
New Times (L.A.)
Robert Wilonsky
An ugly-duckling tale so hideously and clumsily told it feels accidental. Surely, no one PLANNED something this disastrously unfunny.

0
Washington Post
Ann Hornaday
A particularly loathsome piece of cultural detritus, a trashy, crass piece of work that panders to the anxieties and desires of adolescents without a scintilla of sympathy or coherence.


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