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87
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86
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84
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83
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83
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83
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82
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82
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82
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82
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81
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81
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80
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77
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75
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74
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74
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74
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74
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74
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71
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71
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70
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70
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70
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69
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69
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66
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65
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64
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64
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63
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63
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63
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62
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62
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60
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59
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58
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58
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57
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57
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57
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56
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56
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55
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54
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54
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54
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52
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50
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48
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45
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42
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42
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40
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40
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38
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36
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35
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28
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28
Surveillance
22
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18
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16
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xx
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xx
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xx
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Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie, The
Universal Pictures
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FILM:
MPAA RATING: G for General Audiences
Starring
Phil Vischer,
and
Mike Nawrocki
Garrrrr! Working at The Pirate Times Dinner Theater is less than exciting when you're a busboy. For three moping misfits-- Elliot, Sedgewick and George (Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape)-all they dream of is the day when they can ditch their dishrags and take stage to star in the big pirate show. But with Elliot's timidity, Sedgewick's laziness and George's lack of self-confidence, it seems as if the day to prove who they really are will never come...
Things are about to change when a mysterious ball drops from the sky and lands at the unlikely seafarers' feet. A "Helpseeker" sent from the past in search of heroes, the artifact sets in motion a series of events that drags the friends back to the 17th century--and into the belly of certain danger. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything must each face their fears--becoming unlikely heroes in a battle to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and themselves from living the life of common couch potatoes. (Universal)
| GENRE(S): |
Adventure
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Animation
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Comedy
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Family/Kids
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| WRITTEN BY: |
Phil Vischer
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| DIRECTED BY: |
Mike Nawrocki
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| RELEASE DATE: |
DVD: October 14, 2008
Theatrical: January 11, 2008
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| RUNNING TIME: |
85 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA |

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75
TV Guide
Ken Fox
It's wholesome fun for the whole family.

70
The Hollywood Reporter
Luke Sader
Slickly made -- in the good sense -- and most entertaining.

70
Los Angeles Times
Kevin Crust
Pirates relies more on classical and pop culture-driven references to deliver its worthwhile message.

63
Boston Globe
Ty Burr
Simple without being simple-minded, warm without worrying too much about being cool. It's agreeably silly fare for the very small set and not so noisy that parents can't either follow along or take a quick nap.

60
Variety
Justin Chang
Won't do anything for adult auds, but this second bigscreen adventure from the popular VeggieTales franchise should easily win over tots with its reliable menu of silly songs, easily digestible morals and wholesome (if not always fresh) produce-based characters.

60
Washington Post
John Anderson
Clever enough to keep adults entertained, even if the story is something of an antique.

50
The New York Times
Neil Genzlinger
It’s a boilerplate plot like one you might find in any morning cartoon.

50
New York Daily News
Elizabeth Weitzman
My 3-year-old date had a fine time, pronouncing the movie "very good" and backing up her assessment by going 90 minutes with barely a fidget. Which may actually be the highest compliment any movie can ask for.

50
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
Stephen Cole
Except for one memorable interlude, the film just doesn't have near enough fun blasting spitballs at "Pirates of the Caribbean."

42
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Tasha Robinson
It's all good-natured enough. It just isn't actually good.

40
Austin Chronicle
Marjorie Baumgarten
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of … V8? That’s what you get when you cross VeggieTales characters with a pirate yarn.

38
USA Today
Claudia Puig
Veggie Tales is a faith-based franchise that uses a blend of a religious/moral message and humor to teach about honesty and forgiveness. But Pirates lacks the humor of the videos and "A Veggie Tales Movie."

30
Village Voice
Ed Gonzalez
Humorless, incoherent, and ugly as sin, this Christian-friendly production is as tragic as the candle wax that resembles a glob of man jam and opens Pa Grape's eyes to the meaning of his adventure.


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