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Safety of Objects, The
IFC Films

Safety of Objects, The reviews
Critic Score
Metascore: 58 Metascore out of 100
User Score  
8.1 out of 10
based on 29 reviews
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MPAA RATING: R for sexual content and language

Starring Glenn Close, Dermot Mulroney, Jessica Campbell, Patricia Clarkson, Joshua Jackson, Moira Kelly, Robert Klein, and Mary Kay Place

Over the course of four days, four suburban families will open up and lean on one another, sharing their burdens and joys, and help each other remember, it is the people we know and love - not the objects we own - that provide real hope and security to face whatever life throws at us. (IFC Films)


GENRE(S): Drama  
WRITTEN BY: Rose Troche
A.M. Homes (book)
 
DIRECTED BY: Rose Troche  
RELEASE DATE: DVD: October 14, 2003 
Video: October 14, 2003 
Theatrical: March 7, 2003 
RUNNING TIME: 121 minutes, Color 
ORIGIN: USA / UK 

What The Critics Said

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80
Salon.com Laura Miller
All the acting in it is flawless, an overflowing handful of polished jewels.
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80
Dallas Observer Bill Gallo
This is not the easiest film in the world to untangle, but our attentions are soon rewarded.
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80
Variety Eddie Cockrell
A genuine and tangible fondness and respect for the characters and their eccentricities.
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80
The New York Times Dana Stevens
With the help of an ensemble that is nearly flawless, she (Troche) assembles the damaged human elements of Ms. Homes's world with patience and precision, and more often than not chooses dry understatement over easy satire or obvious sentiment.
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78
Austin Chronicle Kimberley Jones
The terrific ensemble acting and Troche’s genuine, nonjudgmental interest in exploring the weird places wounded people go, both internally and externally, amount to an insulated but moving portrait of the real nuclear family.
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75
Philadelphia Inquirer Carrie Rickey
Eloquently adapted from the collection of A.M. Homes stories of the same title, Troche's film derives its voltage from the way it burrows to find that the connections within -- and among -- families are very much alive.
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75
New York Daily News Elizabeth Weitzman
Troche is most interested in exploring the secret lives hidden inside freshly painted Colonials, and what she finds is that everyone's secret is exactly the same: a crushing inability to connect with the people closest to them.
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75
Chicago Tribune Robert K. Elder
Presented with such confidence, such care, that we love all of the characters, even if we don't like them.
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75
USA Today Claudia Puig
The interwoven stories are haunting, but also darkly funny.
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70
Los Angeles Times Kevin Thomas
For all of Troche's skill and talent, The Safety of Objects (a splendid title) nevertheless tries to cover too much territory. In movies, as elsewhere, a little less sometimes can add up to a lot more.
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70
LA Weekly Ernest Hardy
A couple of unexpected revelations in the final act pack an emotional wallop that shifts the film (shot in clean, uncluttered takes) into the realm of old-fashioned tearjerker, but the tears are wholly earned.
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67
Portland Oregonian Marc Mohan
The film paints a by now familiar picture of suburbia as a pit of dysfunction, though some nice dark-humored moments and generally fine performances make up for a lot.
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67
Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
The disciplined performances play against schmaltz, and the casting is inspired.
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63
The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Ray Conlogue
It's a movie located in an interesting place, but without quite enough self-confidence really to inhabit it.
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63
Miami Herald Connie Ogle
The Safety of Objects doesn't carry the power of Ang Lee's "The Ice Storm," a similarly themed work about WASPS in crisis. Objects is too artificial, clunky with too many preposterous situations.
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63
ReelViews James Berardinelli
Not a complete waste of time, but it doesn't make us FEEL the way better dramas do, and, in the end, it lacks the qualities that would make it memorable or powerful.
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63
Boston Globe Wesley Morris
The film leaves you dissatisfied, as though you'd just spent two hours with a menagerie of plastic white people.
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60
The New Republic Stanley Kauffmann
The result is not a quilt, just a succession of story snippets that keep interrupting one another.
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58
Seattle Post-Intelligencer Paula Nechak
Outside of its star power, it reeks of indie film and doesn't hold much mainstream steam.
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50
New York Post Megan Lehmann
Although deft editing provides neat segues, "Safety" suffers from a case of too many dramas, too little time. Characters are given no chance to develop and, too often, their behavior turns on a dime, hurtling off into a parallel universe of extreme acts.
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50
Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
Troche's tone is so relentlessly, depressingly monotonous that the characters seem trapped in a narrow emotional range. They live out their miserable lives in one lachrymose sequence after another, and for us there is no relief.
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50
TV Guide Ken Fox
Troche has bitten off quite a bit here, and it's too much for her to chew properly.
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50
Chicago Reader Jonathan Rosenbaum
Flat and unconvincing.
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50
Christian Science Monitor David Sterritt
The overall effect is imaginative but overambitious, though Troche unquestionably has cinematic talent.
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40
Washington Post Desson Thomson
Although it has moments of charm and poignancy -- this is one of Glenn Close's best hours -- the scheme and scope of the movie are just too darned obvious.
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40
Village Voice Laura Sinagra
Though agile edits keep things moving, in braiding several tales into one tight suburban tangle, character development takes more shortcuts than "Short Cuts."
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38
Baltimore Sun Michael Sragow
The Safety of Objects is just another stilted comic-dramatic essay examining the mold in the white bread.
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30
Washington Post Philip Kennicott
None of them is nasty enough to be interesting, nor nice enough to be sympathetic.
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25
San Francisco Chronicle Mick LaSalle
A noble attempt that doesn't hang together.
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What Our Users Said

Vote Now!The average user rating for this movie is 8.1 (out of 10) based on 8 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Chad S. gave it an 8:
Writer/director Rose Troche's "Go Fish" first made me conscious of a formal cinema for gays and lesbians. "The Safety of Objects", however, tells the stories of white suburban heterosexuals, and to my surprise, nobody comes out of the closet, unlike Lisa Cholodenko's "Laurel Canyon", when Alex(Kate Beckinsale) unexpectedly kisses Jane(Frances McDormand) in the pool. Working from a short story collection by A.M. Homes, Troche can no longer be pigeonholed as a talented director from the "queer cinema" sector; she's just talented, period. If Troche scaled back on Helen(Mary Kay Place)'s misadventures in almost adultery, "The Safety of Objects" would've been a more focused piece of filmmaking. Troche could've sketched her in a few, broad strokes like Howard(Robert Klein), who we understand without any deep delving. Another misstep is the confusing relationship between Randy(Timothy Olyphant) and Sam(Kristen Stewart), which suggests that Randy harbored an attraction for his deceased younger brother. But that can't be right. Troche could've been a little clearer. To offset these minor flaws, Troche does a brilliant job with Jake's scary crush, and the crossed spiritual paths of Esther(Glenn Close) and Jim(Dermot Mulroney). Close is very good, but Patricia Clarkson is incandescent. And if we're going to toss out influences, it begins with Atom Egoyan's "Exotica". In both films, the final piece that ties everything together takes place in a car.

Stephen S. gave it an 8:
Comparisons with the suburbia of “Short Cuts” and “American Beauty” are inevitable, but I thought I saw more signs of the Todd Solondz or Hal Hartley movie chic. Rose Troche delivers her best film yet. She is technically assured, takes risks, works the cast, and shows emotional rigour. The similarity with “Short Cuts” is superficial. Sure, we flip continually between the several suburban stories, but these mini-stories are really linked and united, more conventionally than the styling suggests. They revolve around the deepest emotional cut, Esther Gold’s (Glenn Close) resolve to deal with the trauma of her comatose son Paul. I’ve never liked Close this much, in fact never liked her at all. But she finds the right nuances here. Dermot Mulroney makes out as the distracted lawyer on time out from job and marriage, aiding Esther’s bid to win a car in a sadistic shopping mall contest. Jessica Campbell is disciplined in her performance as Esther’s daughter, decidedly unimpressed by mum’s attention to the living dead. Kristen Stewart performs with a wisdom beyond her age, as the temporarily abducted young daughter of Esther’s neighbour. Chance and consumerism almost wreck community, but there is a kind of silver lining to it all. Don’t mind, because Troche has earned the right to exact a few tears at the end. If you want to be picky, the flashback scenes for the pre-accident version of Paul are not delineated clearly against the multiple jump-cuts of the present-time stories. If you’re watching this late at night, it might take a while to figure out what’s going on.

Brian R. gave it a 10:
An outstanding movie. Smartly written. Very funny and keenly observant. Thumbs way up!!

Althea W. gave it a 3:
The worst of its genre-- white suburban ennui.

Karen L. gave it a 9:
One of the best films this year!!!

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