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Yonkers Joe

Mixed or average reviews
Based on 6 critic reviews
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Based on 2 votes
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Drama
Written by: Robert Celestino
Directed by: Robert Celestino
Release Date:
Theatrical: January 9, 2009
Running Time: minutes, Color
Origin: USA
Summary
RATING: R for language including sexual references
Starring Chazz Palminteri, Christine Lahti, Tom Guiry, Linus Roache, Michael Lerner, Michael Rispoli, Roma Maffia, and Frank John Hughes
An ode to old time gamblers, now outdated in an age of powerful upscale casinos, Yonkers Joe tells the story of a dice hustler whose determination to make one last grab for a big score in Vegas is complicated by the reappearance of his estranged, mentally challenged son into his life. (Magnolia Pictures)
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What The Critics Said
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The Onion (A.V. Club) Noel Murray
Yonkers Joe is largely concerned with the delicate balance between a crook's business life and his personal life--a balance the movie itself has trouble managing effectively.
Read Full Review >New York Post Lou Lumenick
An extremely awkward cross between "Ocean's Eleven" and "Rain Man."
Read Full Review >The New York Times Stephen Holden
For all its attention to detail, Yonkers Joe isn't half as tough as it pretends to be. The real story of these bottom-feeders and the sad young man they exploit is a lot uglier than the movie even begins to let on.
Read Full Review >Village Voice Michelle Orange
Lahti burns through a thinly written role with a surprising level of warmth and humanity.
Read Full Review >San Francisco Chronicle Peter Stack
Yonkers Joe is incoherent, succeeding neither as an exciting gambling ride nor a touching family story.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this movie is 7.5 (out of 10) based on 2 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Jay H gave it a5:
Well meaning but I just never found it very engrossing. The acting is fine but no one is a stand out. It seemed longer than it's actual length. I just never cared much for any of the characters. Tom Guiry's performance doesn't ring true.
