Battletoads iOS

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  • Summary: Battletoads are here to fight aliens form other words. Get into the battle with the most baddest toads on the planet! These toads are here to kick some rear end and chew gum...and they are all out of chewing gum. The aliens are attempting to invade the planet and all that stands inBattletoads are here to fight aliens form other words. Get into the battle with the most baddest toads on the planet! These toads are here to kick some rear end and chew gum...and they are all out of chewing gum. The aliens are attempting to invade the planet and all that stands in their way are these mutant toads. Battle aliens through intense and challenging levels. Shoot the invaders as quick as you can. Don't let them invade the planet or you lose! The planet needs your help! Are you ready? Let's go! Expand
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  1. Nov 11, 2014
    10
    This is the single best game out there, besides Cory in the House. Every time I play this masterpiece the blood gets pumping, especially to myThis is the single best game out there, besides Cory in the House. Every time I play this masterpiece the blood gets pumping, especially to my loins. There is no reason that this shouldn't be considered game of the millennium, other than the fact that it would beat out all other games so bad that their developers would feel bad about themselves. Expand
  2. Mar 26, 2013
    10
    my god this is perfect. I wish I could comprehend how amazing it is but I am only human. This is the single best game I have ever played. my god this is perfect. I wish I could comprehend how amazing it is but I am only human. This is the single best game I have ever played. Except the original. Expand
  3. Mar 15, 2013
    10
    This is the single best game of all time. If Gaben, Dale, Jesus, Calvin of Calvin and Hobbs, and Nicolas Cage collaborated on a game it wasThis is the single best game of all time. If Gaben, Dale, Jesus, Calvin of Calvin and Hobbs, and Nicolas Cage collaborated on a game it was pale to the sheer mastery that is Battletoads. I am going through Battletoad withdraw even now, 43 words into this review. Imagine the best feeling in the world. That is slave labor in a North Korean (best Korea) lumber camp, forced to work long hours at the threat of your young child's life relative to the level of euphoria realized by even the settings menu of this piece of art. I didn't think it was possible to capture the magnificence of the original Battletoads and condense it to my phone, but it happened. The graphics are just as stunning as the original NES game, the controls just as tight. The characters are endearing and the humor adds to the fantastic story. The gameplay is fast-paced yet wearisome it was not; I had to resort to less than "traditional" methods in order for my feeble mind to respond to the stimulus Battletoads has to offer; my neighbor "Dope" Dan and I became quite close acquaintances, or would have if it weren't for the draw of the game. This game is without fault, bar none, save for the fact that it is not endless, however the replay value and incredible story depth, as well as subtle references drew me in for playthrough after playthrough. I could easily log hundreds of hours if it weren't for my pesky human body not being able to handle the incredible volume of dopamine coursing through my mortal veins and its inability to function great lengths of time without nourishment and intestinal relief, although the latter difficulty is easily solved by a trip to Walgreen's for a 24 pack of adult diapers, unfortunately I depleted their stock before long. All in all, this game is better than going out for mint chocolate chip ice cream with Jesus, the guy from the Dos Equis commercials, and Olivia Wilde while riding a Charizard. In fact, comparing Battletoads to such a scenario is ridiculous, as is any comparison, because this level of quality is in a class of its own. All else is trash's trash, regurgitated by Satan and Hitler. Anyone who has ever enjoyed anything absolutely must pick up Battletoads. Just be sure you have enough adult diapers. Expand